Guess what?
I don't know Brett.
Ling Ling 40 hours has a special, special guest
for the next episode.
And the guest is...
Da da da da da da da...
Hello.
Who's this?
My name is...
And you're supposed to host Ling Ling 40 hours?
Yes.
Please make memes about me.
And I will...
I will host...
I might host...
Ling Ling 40 hours.
Next episode.
But now only maybe
cause I'm a world class soloist
and I'm busy practicing, I'm doing concerts.
Wow.
Maybe.
- Maybe! - Hmm!
Maybe host Ling Ling 40 hours!
Smash the like button.
Then if we hit enough likes, a lot of likes
and a lot of comments with Hilary Hahn in the name,
in Ling Ling 40 hours...
It might actually happen.
Please send me your memes.
Put it in the sub - Subreddit.
Below!
This is TwoSet Violin.
Coming at you from Texas.
Dallas, Texas.
Actually, we're in Arlington right now.
But you know what's up? I'm not going to say that.
Alright, now.
Back to what we're supposed to be doing.
- It's past 24 hours. - Wow.
- But let's do our - - 31k Ling Ling wannabes!
Whoa!
- Dang. - Goddamn.
Last week, hey?
Alright.
Top one.
Congrats to Brett and Eddy
for finally reaching 1 million subscribers.
Thank you everyone, thank you so much for the support.
Too early?
Me, playing on an organ.
All the other people in the surgery room.
I don't get it.
Playing on an organ.
Oh...
I'm on it!
How are y'all doing?
Hahahahahahaha.
Woah.
Whoa!
Ohhh!
Whoa, that is...
That is like a treble clef just got stabbed in the heart.
Oof.
Maybe...
Maybe.
Da na na na na na na na na na~
I'll play it so it won't get copyright.
Maybe...
That cord...
Formed that shape...
Because a violinist didn't practice.
And the TV company...
Is taking over the world through...
Violin frequency waves!
Humanity is controlled by frequencies.
The higher it goes, the more we're in the spell.
This is the proof that...
The treble clef is most dominant in nature.
I don't know what I'm saying.
My first - My first ever TwoSet fan art.
Oof.
There's only one thing wo - Worse than a prodigy...
Violin prodigy.
Child... Violin prodigy...
A child.
I thought the second panel was the punchline.
I don't get the third one.
Yeah... Let's try again, let's try again.
Maybe we - Maybe we're just a bit jet-lagged.
Okay? Okay, so...
- I'll... I'll... We'll just - - Okay.
There's only one thing worse than a prodigy...
A child!
No!
Let's read the comments.
We are so jet-lagged, we don't understand.
I can cl- I can hear it clearly in Brett and Eddy's voices.
Same. Same! Beautiful.
Is this a joke from...
This?
Oh, okay. Maybe it's a ref -
There's only one thing worse than a rapist...
Boom.
A child.
No, a child rapist.
And what is worse than that?
A local child rapist.
How do you know there's a local child rapist?
Larkin Guardian dot com.
Larkin Guardian dot com is a website that
shows you if there are pedo -
What?!!
Well that escalated quickly.
What's going -
Okay, never mind!
What? No, no, no, no, what is this?
Neighborhoood Patrol episode
Pedo - Pedo Hunt.
Dude, that's so - Oh my god...
Boom, a child...
- Okay, we get it now... - A child...
- Oh, we got the joke now! - Oh, let's say it again, let's say it again.
There's only one thing worse than a prodigy...
A child?
NO!
- Wow... - Finally got the joke after ten minutes.
I just received my first ever violin.
A dream comes true.
And without Brett and Eddy,
I probably wouldn't have this violin now.
Aw...
I just want to thank them with all my heart.
Love you two.
Love you, too.
Two love.
When you hit your instrument or something,
and you yourself say ouch.
- That's so true. - That happens all the time.
When y'all hit your instrument and you go,
"Yee-haw."
War. War never ends.
Damn, that actually looks like a war.
The naturals are like, "Guys, calm down."
Maybe the naturals are like the casualties.
- When they come together. - Yeah.
When the atoms collide.
Public apology.
I apologize for being mean, demanding,
and slightly obsessive music teacher.
I'll try to be nicer in the future.
Number three: one and two are lies.
Four: go practice.
Hehe.
I mean, would you rather a violin teacher...
that is nice,
sweet,
compliments you on all your out of tune mistakes.
And at the end of the day,
you wonder why you sound like a violist.
Or would you rather a teacher
that drills the foundations
of technique,
inspires you to practice,
teaches you higher,
advanced interpretation and...
extended techniques.
And then you become closer to Ling Ling.
Or pick up the viola and win all the jobs.
Literally every time.
Smh.
When my orchestra sight reads a piece for the first time,
"Thomas had never seen such a mess."
Ohhh!
Do you remember that -
Do you remember that-
Were you in the orchestra when we sight read...
Tchaikovsky...
5? 4th movement?
Like the conductor Michael was just like...
Randomly.
I think - We already sounded good.
We had our spare rehearsal.
So the conductor's like,
"We're just gonna sight read"
"the 4th movement of Tchaikovsky 5"
"for fun."
- Were you there? - I think I was there.
That uh...
I think so.
- It was so bad. - I think so.
It got -
It got to the point where the orch -
The orchestra was split into two.
- Like the brass were like two bars ahead of the strings. - I think I remember, yeah.
I was just laughing so much.
I just stopped.
- And the conductor didn't realize. - He just kept going, right?
He just kept going.
I just stopped playing.
There's no point.
What are we doing here?
Hi, I made a reddit just to post my TwoSet art.
- Oh, wow. Nice. - That's cool.
Oh, I'm a - I'm two semiquavers.
You're a dotted quaver and a semiquaver.
You're daa da da.
And I'm daaaa daaa da.
I'm a sunflower, you are sakura.
- Ay! - Nice.
Nice.
Next one.
Trying to get a new TwoSet background image
and finding this picture of Eddy posing.
It's the best photo.
Please do not make that
- your phone background, please. - Woah!
- This was motivation to practice. - I would appreciate that very much.
If you did not.
Me, protecting myself from evil viola spirits.
The fact that Tchaikovsky wrote an actual
BOOP
Cannon into a piece will never not be funny to me.
And I played it once with actual cannons.
- Really? - Yeah.
- And I forgot to - - Wha - What fired?
Just gunpowder. POW!
- Does anything come out? - No.
- But I think I - - Imagine they accidentally loaded a cannonball?
Dude the audience -
- And just shoots into the - - That's not good.
It was a full crowd.
It was in the Sydney domain,
Like a massive stadium...
Public concert.
- Just - - Imagine someone like -
Just like a - I don't know, like a...
Actually, no - Don't imagine that.
- Don't get any ideas. - So bad.
It was very loud and it burst my eardrums.
I forgot my earplugs, it was the worst.
Would you rather...
Play the cannon part in Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture,
or the cello part in Canon in D?
Cannon/Canon.
Which one is that?
It's two canon/cannon.
Cannon.
Oh, that's cool.
Not a meme, but here's my late congrats
- to TwoSet getting one million. - That is so cool.
Oh! u/bettyQvQ.
That's a really cool design. I like it.
So elegant.
Congratulations on one million subscribers!
- That's cool. Wow! - Whoa.
You guys so talented.
Amazing, I love the hula hoops.
Yeah.
Thank you u/kaori0518.
Alright guys, that's it for today.
How - We'll see y'all next time.
Y'all remember - Y'all remember to subscribe!
Yee-haw!