How many of you are on Instagram?
All of you?
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Then you know it's really popular
to post pictures posing in front of walls.
There's a wall with angel wings on it
at Universal CityWalk in Hollywood, so I put a tiny--
I mean a tiny, teeny, tiny sign that says no photos,
and I sent my writer Adam dressed there as a security
guard to enforce the policy.
Here's what happened.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Excuse me.
Yeah?
Can you guys all come over here for a second.
Come over here.
Yeah.
Oh, no pictures.
No photos.
Yeah.
You can get a picture by Cinnabon if you want.
Yeah?
Do you want to pose in front of Cinnabon?
Oh, eh.
No pictures.
Oh.
No pictures.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, no pictures.
No photos.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
No photos.
No, I didn't take it.
Yeah, we didn't take it.
You want to check?
Thank you.
Can we take a picture?
No, no photos.
Oh, no photos?
Yeah.
I won't tell if you want to get a quick one.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.
No more pictures.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No pictures.
No photos.
Got you.
No photos.
(WHISPERING) No photos.
No?
No photos.
Sorry.
No photos, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Hold on.
Before you guys go, can you get one of me?
Thank you.
I work here, so I'm above the law.
OK.
Excuse me.
What?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
There's actually no photos.
Oh, OK.
See the sign there?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah, there's no photos.
We saw, like, a lot of people take photos here.
Yep.
The people that were taking photos here,
they're tourists from out of the country,
so they have diplomatic immunity.
So they're allowed to take photos.
The residents-- the law applies to us all equally,
so we can't take photos.
Oh, I didn't know.
I actually-- I'm sorry.
I actually have to run to the bathroom quick.
Would you mind just holding this clipboard
and keeping other people from taking photos here--
Yeah.
--just for a second?
All right, thank you.
Hey, there's no photos.
Yeah, right here.
Oh, thank you.
I know.
We just got in trouble.
Is that crazy?
Let's go.
Dejelo, leave it.
No.
Just leave his stuff right here.
No.
That's not--
You're so mean.
That's not kind.
You need to wait.
He's probably pooping.
Hey, thank you.
Did you stop people--
Yes.
--from taking pictures there?
Good job.
I don't actually work here.
That's a fake sign.
So we're shooting a hidden camera bit
for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Oh, OK.
So there's a camera up there.
Thank you so much for keeping people away though
while I was gone.
You did an awesome job.
Thank you guys.
[APPLAUSE] So cute!
I love that kid.
He's seven years old.
He's here today.
Please welcome Anthony.
You see that?
You didn't even know.
You just said that's not kind, and because of that,
you're on television.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It is crazy.
How long would you have stayed there?
How long was he gone?
I would have stayed there for a whole hour.
Really?
Yeah.
Because he asked you to and you wanted to honor your word.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
All right, to reward you I'm going
to send you back to Universal.
We're going to give you and your family platinum
passes to Universal Studios so you
can go do all kinds of things and get on rides.
You can cut in front of people.
You can--
[LAUGHTER]
--anything you want, OK?
Also, I have this for you.
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You can wear that if you want.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Thanks, Anthony.
That's really sweet of you.
I'm glad that that's important to you to be kind.
You're a good man.
All right, we'll be back.