"TFW, you realize the entire town's
about to hate you"
- That's actually pretty good. - Yeah.
- What's TFW? - That face when.
But that's my face.
Yeah.
No one's actually paying attention to these, right?
[laughing]
That's exactly Ray's face when the whole town hates him.
Hey, stop laughing at memes about me!
How could we not? These memes are sweat.
- So sweat. - Mm.
We gotta fix this.
OK, uh, let me think.
Where'd you get this tree?
Uh, I found a lot
over at Neighborville that still had healthy trees.
Then we gotta go to Neighborville
buy a bunch of trees, and bring 'em back to Swellview.
Huh?
I said, "then we gotta go to Neighborville
buy a bunch of trees--" - I heard ya!
Just... I don't wanna go spend a bunch of money
buying Christmas trees for other people.
Well, how much would you spend to make people love you
and start making good memes about you?
All of it. All the money, literally any amount of money.
Great, let's go.
Can I point out one problem with your plan?
O-O-Oh, my God, Charlotte, wha-a-at?!
She's starting to fit in around here.
I was just gonna point out that even if you guys do come back
with a bunch of trees, they're just gonna get eaten
by Yerban moths again.
Actually, Piper and I collected some Yerban moths
from the woods.
And while you guys are out getting trees,
we'll work on getting rid of the moths.
Yeah, Charlotte.
All right, let's chew on these and go get some trees.
Ooh, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't get to show you my lights.
What?
Dude, those lights are jank.
What, old Blinky?
This light string belonged to my granddad,
Pappy Manchester.
Yeah, those things even gonna work?
Course they will.
[groaning, screaming]
Whoa!
[chattering]
Fire!
Just take it easy. This always happens.
It's part of the charm... and that's why we have...
old Extinguishy.
Ah, this takes me back.
[music playing]
If you guys need a hand with that,
just let us know.
It's pretty heavy.
You're taking a long time.
...or anything, just let me know.
That is last one.
What? I was just about to help you.
Um, hey, I'll help next year. How's that?
Real quick, big dog. You sure this is all the trees you got?
Yeah, 'cause we're gonna need all of them.
Yeah, a bunch of moths killed
all the Christmas trees in Swellview.
God, can you believe it?
Yes, I hear of this story.
Yes, such a shame about your trees.
[laughing]
Ah, not- I'm not sure why that's funny.
Due to the completely accidental death of all trees,
- the prices have, uh, go up. - Go up.
- Smart. - Makes sense.
Makes dollars and sense.
Just good business when you think about it.
- Agreed. - Okay.
So, how will you be paying for trees?
With... the Man Card.
Uh.
You have your faces on card.
- Very impressive. - You like that? He liked it.
I'm glad you noticed that.
[laughing] Okay.
Uh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, moth.
- Oh, I'm on it. - Moth.
Make peace with your moth gut.
[groaning]
Oh, no. Lucille.
Oh, hey guys, it's just a moth.
All right? Let's not make a bigger deal than--
She was not just a moth! I raise Lucille myself
from moth birth. Of all my thousands
and thousands of hungry moths, she was my favorite.
Favorite!
Uh, dude.
[crying]
I am so sorry.
Yeah, okay. Can I talk to you for a second?
I had no idea.
[arguing]
She's in a better place now!
- My guy, my bro, my boss.. - The big lamp in the sky.
- ... my boss, my boss... - grieving man, what? What?
Uh, Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yes. We should help them pay for the moth's funeral.
- What? No. - That's fine.
I'll just put it on the Man Card and dispute the charges.
I do it all the time. I was gonna do it with the trees.
L-L-Listen to me. These guys are shady, okay?
They got all the trees that didn't die.
They're from Yerba.
Hey, we're all people.
They got thousands and thousands of Yerban moths.
Yeah, but you can say that about anybody.
No, you can't.
These guys released all those moths on purpose
so they'd kill every Christmas tree
- in Swellview. - Why would they do that?
'Cause then everybody would have to come
to Neighborville, and buy their trees at...
jacked up prices.
That face when I'm about to save Christmas
with my fist!
Hashtag, season's beatings.
Hashtag, merry fistmas!
Pound sign, pound time.
Okay. Here's the plan.
Hashtag, listening.
You pretend to drop your phone.
I can do that.
Okay. And while they're utterly baffled
- at your sloppy phone handling, - Yeah? -
we pull out our laser remotes
and we force them to admit their guilt.
And just walk them to the Neighborville Police Department.
Hashtag, on board.
Okay.
Uh! Whoops, I accidentally dropped my phone on accident.
Such sloppy phone handling.
Body kick!
- That's not the plan. - Changed my mind!
Face punch!
[fighting]
[grunting]
Lock the doors! I'll get us outta here.
Okay. Just don't drive away until I'm up front with you.
You got it.
[engine starting]
I said, "Don't drive away until I'm up--"
[Captain Man] Changed my mind!
[honking]
Dude!