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OOOOOOH :O
HALLELUJAH!!!
*humping sounds*
Please insert a coin to purchase spaghetti.
We have a variety of spaghetti from Parmesan to Italian and our special is-
OH SWEET JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT OH GOD-
YATATATATATATATA YATATATATATATATA DOODODAVADADADADA
Mario: *Angry German Kid sounds* Vending Machine: HOLY SHIT HELP ME HELP ME CALL THE POLICE PLEASE I AM BEING ASSAULTED PLEASE
Heavy: SHET
AHHHHHH
*Rubber Duckie Sound*
Mario: Hmmmmmmm?
Heavy: NEVER make me angry!
It costs 400,000 Dollars...
Mario: How 'bout a nice game of-
I DON'T GIVE A SH*T
*Rubber Duckie Sound Again* EEEK
I Promise you pain without end.
Heavy:Ooh! :0
**Baby or Bear Whining**
Heavy:YOU, STUPID! Come help defend!
**Unusual Begging/dying noise**
(Heavy's anger intensifies)
((Heavy's anger intensifies))
(((Heavy's anger intensifies)))
((((Heavy's anger intensifies))))
AAAAAAAHH FINE!
YES!!
**OOHh**
**Dodododo song, followed by screaming**
Come sing with me NOW!
Mamma mia...
♪Everybody get up!♪
♪It's time to slam now!♪
♪We got a real jam-♪
**Banter, And Screaming**
Heavy: What's the matter with you?!
Da(Yes)! This will work!
**Russian singing**
Let us begin!
*The battle is on*
("ATTACK!" in background) *The battle is on*
*The battle is on*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All you dandies, prancing a-
**KABOOM**
HAHAHA, We are killers!
I'm goin' ta lick yah(๏ ͜ʖ๏)
Ohhhh!
**respawns**
Mamma mia...
Soldier: YOU THERE! You will give me that hat!
Mario:DAHAHAHA
(Mario is scared)
Wahh?!
Hmmm?
*Pyro gibberish*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH
**ouch**
YEAH TOAST!!!
Oh yes! That's-a-so nice!
NO!
Mamma mia!
Your gun is for babies!
VERY GOOD!
Announcer: Alert!
The enemy has taken our intelligence.
AHHHHH
Ohhh, this is bad!
WOOOHOHOHOOOO!
Woosh!
Heavy: YAHHHHHH!!! Mario: Mamma miaaaaahhh!
Mario: Mario get you next time! Scout: Aww crap...
YOU ARE DED
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH **Pow Pow**
Oh nooooo!
HELP ME!
AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
Here we gooooo :D
(Nope.avi)
**nom nom nom**
**A wild scout appears**
Scout: Yo, what's up?
Mario: I got you! **Mario uses Nerf Gun!**
**It wasn't very effective.**
**Scout uses Scattergun, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!**
**respawn**
Mario: MAMA F****ER
**Scout doing The Kick** Heavy: YAHHHH HELP NOW!
Soldier: I WANT DAT HAT, YOU WILL GIVE ME DAT HAT
Mamma Mia...
Need a dispenser here!
Mario: Yahooohaha! Imma gonna get you! watch out!
Need a dispenser here!
**Mario Powerup Loss Sound**
I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!! (Here we go :D)
**Unusual explosion noise**
**Ta-da!**
Yeh! HAHAHA!
I WILL GIVE YOU GREEN(brown) PAINT & A NAME TAG FOR THAT HAT!
Mario: Mama F***er, No!
Demo: Oi! I want that hat!
Soldier: GET YOUR BLACK, SCOTTISH, DRUNK ASS OUT OF HERE!
Listen little boy, I can offer you this hat right here ;)
THAT HAT IS A PIECE OF SHIET!
*Demoman scream*
*Soldier scream*
AHAHAHAHHAAAH!
boom
AHHHH! HOOHOO AI AI AI AI!!
Hmmmm?
Oh
Mamma Mia! Okey Dokey!
Hey Stinky!
**Mario sounds**
COME ON!
**Mario gibberish**
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody-
NOTICE ME SENPAI! :D
AHHHH
**boing!**
**hit**
(You are DED) AHHHHH! OH NO!
Mamma Mia!
*Mario gibberish*
Oh brother, Come here fishy fishy!
**zooming in sound**
*Pyro is here*
AHHHH! OH NO!
**muffled laughter**
**Pyro bird**
F%CK THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDERGROUND
MAMA F**KER!
*Mario gibberish*
WAHOO! YAHAHOOO YA YA!
**glug glug**
**quack sound**
Surprise motherf*cker!
BOOM HEADSHOT!
**headshot**
Mamma Mia!
*Pyro laughing*
WAHHHHHHHH!!
**splash**
Come back here!
**Mario makes motor noises**
**EVIL LAUGHTER!**
What are ya doin! What's-a-goin on here!
**BOO**
Spy: Surprise >:)
Spy: BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTTSECKS
MAMMA!!! OOAAAHOOOO! *buttsecks music*
OOOHOHOHOOHOOo! *buttsecks music*
*buttsecks continues*
YAHAHAHOOO!! *buttsecks continues*
*buttsecks continues*
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Soldier: YOU SCOTCH SON OF A B!TCH
I WANT THAT HAT!
**incoming buttsecks**
no comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YOUR PAINIS IS WEAK!
Spy: (baguette pain)
WAHHH! MAMMA MIA
Mamma Miaaaaa D:
**Tea party**
**Unusual neck moving noise**
DOCTOR!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAA :D
Do you want Sandvich :*
AHHHH-
Yes! :D
**poot dispenser noise**
**sandwich intensifies**
AHHHHHH!!
**vocal motor noises, followed by dying noises**
Mamma Mia!
HMMMMMMMM
OHOOHOOHOO!
Let's-a-go :D
Hmmmm?
WOAH
WOAH!
**Hitting puberty be like**
Yipeee! let's-a-go!
AAHHHHH!
La la la hm hm hm hm
**Mari- I mean Pony sounds.**
Woohoo! Hello! Its-a me! Mario!
*Mario gibberish*
MAGIC
*snort*
Hey, stinky!
*More Mario gibberish*
Wheeeee!
♪He's a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical...♪
You! Unicorn...!
Do you want Sandvich?
WAH! No god please no!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
YEAH TOAST-
**Kaboom**
D:
Medic: WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU :D
*Übercharge*
**pfft**
Ooh! Money :D
FREE MONEY!!!
FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY!
WAHHHHH
Ahhh!
**A WILD PYRO APPEARS**
SON OF A BETCH!
**PYRO IS EVOLVING**
**PYRO EVOLVED INTO SEXY PYRO**
♪I'm too hot! (Hot Damn)♪
Mario: NOOOOO! ♪Call the police and the fireman!♪
F%CK THIS SHIIIIIIIII-
**Unusual crashing sound**
Engineer: Yip-a-ke-he-yay-he-YIIII-hi-ho! :D
OH, SHET!
**Unusual yelling noise**
(texas pain)
Demo: Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya!
I'M
DRUNK!
YOU'RE ME BLOODY WIFE NOW! I WANT THAT HAT!!
I'M GONNA BEAT THE SH!T OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Come get me!
**Unusual sliding into your DM's sound**
WOAH!
LET'S A GO.
U.S.A!
*Demopain*
AAAHHHH!
*Demoscream*
(PINGAS))
((PINGAS)
(PINGAS))
D:
*bombinomicon intensifies*
*Merasmus appears*
Oh no
MERASMUS!
Merasmus: HUZZAH!
♪Do you believe in magic?♪
OH MY God!!
♪In a young girl's heart♪ **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED**
YEAH, TOAST **MOOOO** WE ARE IN THE BEAM
**RANDOM SCREAMING**
Ooo... Mamma mia!
BZZZZ RARARARA
BRRRR HAHAHAHA
INCOMIIIIIIIIIING!
AAHAHAHAAAA
**Conga party**
YADADADADADADADA
Hallelujah!
Holy Sh*t!
I'M A FREAKING WIZARD
**MeeM**
WTF IS GOING ON!!!
Horsemann: It's raping time >:D
RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUN!!! **If anyone asks this is from Scary Movie I, not Scary Movie II or scary movie III**
Woah!
HERE WE GO!!
**Mario teleports onto someones video, distracting someone.**
**The someone dies...**
**"GAME OVER YEAAH" in background**
(F$cking bullshit, dude!)
Ha-ha!
*Mario teleports away back to TF2*
WOH Wooooh
Yippieee!!
Hahahaha..
Spy: Surprise >:)
Spy: BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS
NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!
**BUTTSECKS INTENSIFIES**
NOOOOOOOO
Announcer: Victory.
We have captured the enemy intelligence.
* Confetti! ;^D *
Way to go! Hahahaha...
**Spy is DED**
**Applause fades out...**
Hmm?
mmm?
**Heavy doesn't believe his eyes.**
...
*There's still some chaos...*
*burp*
*Heavy singing*
**MeeM**
WE ARE IN THE BEAM
*Back to gm_bigcity*
**Back at the location we started... (btw the map is gm_bigcity.)**
Heavy: Never come back! >:(
**Heavy rides back where he belongs.**
Okey Dokey!
YOU WILL GIVE ME DAT HAT!
Subtitles by Jameron, Speeder323, 竹山鷹昂, Funcle & B Scott
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