Oisín get up!
You cannot be late on your first day.
Chop chop.
Lickity split.
Move it, mister.
Shake a leg.
Don't dilly dally.
You should have had everything ready to go last night Oisín.
You're not helping.
Fix that top button.
Do up that tie.
Mum!
It's too big for me.
It'll fit you next year.
You cannot wear them.
They're shoes!
Well they look like runners to me.
Jesus the wieght of that bag.
The price of that book list.
The price of that uniform.
The price of that class trip.
Voluntary contribution my eye.
What are you looking for?
A pen.
He doesn't even have a pen.
Who do you have for history this year?
Mr. Flanagan.
Oh Jesus wept.
Who bought these?
Dad.
Nothing but sugar and...
I'm making you porridge.
No please.
Here take that.
No Mum can I have some money for lunch?
I'll make you sandwiches.
There's nothing wrong with jam sandwiches.
With lettuce and cheese sandwiches.
Gerkins and Branston sauce sandwiches.
Oisín, don't sit beside Barry this year.
What? Why?
You know why.
Mum!
Sit beside James White. Didn't he get all A's?
Ye but he's a nob.
A what?
He's boring.
That's not what you said now.
That coat isn't warm enough.
Put that on.
Mum I'm not wearing that.
Oisín.
No!
I'll drop you down.
No I'll cycle.
Are you embarrassed of your mother?
Ye obviously.
Helmet.
Argh!
Right give us a look at you there now.
Mum I got to go.
OK, best of luck pet.
(knocking on window)
Put that coat back on!
And the helmet.
Doomdah.
Hey we are Foil Arms and Hog thanks a million for watching our videos on Thursdays.
The Irish premiere of 'Craicling'
Is coming to the Dublin Fringe on the 16th of September.
One week only.
(Unsure of what else to say)
That's really all you need to know.
Ye that is all you need to know.
Doomdah.....
(Beautifully Harmonized Doomdah)