(creepy music)
(thunder rumbles)
(laughs)
Squeak, squeakity squeak, squeaker, squeak, squeak,
squeakity, squeak squeakin'.
- Hey, genius, can we get that in English, please?
- Right.
I forget you're not all junior chipmunks.
I said I pulled the wrong lever.
(laughs)
I think ever since then,
there's been a wall between Yzma and me.
- I'd like to say that was an interesting story.
But I can't.
- Aye, well me and Horace here have a great
working relationship with our boss, we do.
Why, she even brought us here today
to help her hatch her scheme.
- I don't like it, Jasper.
- Quiet you idiot.
The baddies hatch the plan,
we're there to help, Bob's you're uncle,
next thing you know, we're bathing in riches.
- Or end up back in the clink.
- Shut up!
Oh see.
I'm the brains of the operation.
- And I'm the muscle.
(banging) (grumbling)
- I think it's an honor to be part of my Captain's plan.
And this plan they're cooking up is a real doozy.
(giggles)
- And what exactly is the plan, laddy?
- Oh, well, he wouldn't exactly tell me.
- Yeah, 'cause you're a moron.
(blows rasperry)
- Just what kind of bird are you?
I need to know for my exotic bird bingo.
- I take it back, you're the moron.
And Good Ship Lollipop over there is the idiot.
(gasps)
- I thought I was the idiot.
- Aye, there, there Horace.
You'll always be my idiot.
Hey, ya bloomin' buzzard, ha,
where do you get off callin' that idiot an idiot
in front of my idiot, idiot?
(laughs)
I oughta kick you in the rear.
- More beer?
Fellas, we gotta stick together!
Whatever plan they're working on,
they're gonna need us.
(piano trills)
♪ If you need a helping hand to hatch a plan ♪
♪ I'll be there to help you through it ♪
♪ When you plot and scam ♪
♪ I'll be the man to help you do it ♪
♪ If you tip the scale and land in jail ♪
♪ We'll be you bail, nothing to it! ♪
♪ I will take the blame and won't complain ♪
♪ Even if you blew it ♪
♪ We know what to do ♪
♪ And who to do it to ♪
♪ When your plot gets thick ♪
♪ We'll be there to light the wick ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork makes the scheme work ♪
♪ Two heads are worse than one ♪
♪ It's less about me and more about we ♪
♪ We'll lie and cheat in harmony ♪
♪ 'Cause there's no I in scheme work ♪
♪ It takes a team to scheme ♪
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
♪ We're partners in crime ♪
♪ Until the end of time ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work ♪
- (laughs) Right! - Yeah.
♪ When you're lost at sea, leave it to me ♪
♪ I'll be there to help you make it ♪
♪ If you need a friend that you depend on ♪
♪ I will fake it ♪
♪ When you're in a jam, well, here I am ♪
♪ I'd have you out before you knew it ♪
♪ If it all goes up in smoke ♪
♪ I'll be the bloke that gets you through it ♪
♪ We do the worst we can ♪
♪ With any master plan ♪
♪ Through the rain or shine we ♪
♪ Serve an evil mastermind ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork makes the scheme work ♪
♪ A crew to get you through ♪
♪ Yo-ho ♪
♪ Just wait and you'll see ♪
♪ Together's the key ♪
♪ To trick and cheat in harmony ♪
♪ 'Cause there's no I in scheme work ♪
♪ That's true ♪
♪ Alone you cannot win ♪
♪ We're there from the start ♪
♪ 'Til death do us part ♪
♪ Now let the scheme begin ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work ♪
- Love you guys.
♪ Through thick or thin ♪
♪ All out or all in ♪
♪ Day or night ♪
♪ Wrong or right ♪
♪ We'll help get you the win ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork makes the scheme work ♪
♪ Two heads are worse than one ♪
♪ It's less about me and more about we ♪
♪ Ah geez does anyone else here disagree ♪
♪ 'Cause there's no I in scheme work ♪
♪ It takes a team to scheme ♪
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
♪ We're partners in crime ♪
♪ Until the end of time ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork ♪
♪ Makes the scheme work ♪
♪ 'Cause teamwork makes the ♪
♪ Whole ♪
♪ Scheme ♪
♪ Work ♪
(laughing) (panting)
(thunder rumbling)
- [Kronk] Oh, that was good guys.
- [Mr. Smee] Hello, everybody.
This is Mr. Smee. (giggles)
We just wanted to say thanks for watching our little video!
- [Horace] Yeah.
You should hit the subscribe button.
- [Jasper] Horace, you idiot.
- [Iago] We've been through this.
You're both idiots.
- [Jasper] Watch it you buzzard!
If they're watching this video, they've already subscribed.
- [Horace] Yeah, I guess you're right.
- [Mr. Smee] If you wanna see more,
you can clink the link below.
Well, see you soon!
(laughs)