(upbeat music)
(chair dragging)
- Bitches-
Hey y'all, it's your boy, Mac.
Ain't nothing new.
Ain't nothing different.
Ain't nothing stiff, bitch-
You a bad bitch and you mad about it.
So fashion is a thing that I'm very professional about.
See me at the front row of all the fashion shows.
Chanel, Versace, Givenchy, Maybelline.
Yes, even Maybelline.
(blowing raspberries)
And many of those celebrities out there
with their bops and their Oscars and their Grammy's,
think they have the audacity to walk onto my field
and know what the hell they're doing.
And today, my little chickadees, in my glorious mansion,
We're gonna judge those choices- choices!
(tape shuffling)
Let's see if these celebrities know the difference
between a can tan and a smock,
between a corset and non corset, yeah.
I took to my membership squad,
hit the join button if you wanna be part of that,
and asked what carpet y'all want me to review
with my great fashion senses and you all chose BET.
I wonder why, I wonder why.
So me being the beautiful dark Caucasian that I am.
I'm sorry, what, what, oh what, I mean, yes!
Megan Thee Stallion, more like Megan get out of my staple.
How dare you come on to this red carpet
looking absolutely delicious, holy shit.
I mean, ahh, yes queen but ahh.
And yes, I to hold my clutch, like it's a football
and I just made a touchdown.
But I will agree, she is serving me some grapes on a platter
with her peasant ass.
Are those diamonds?
That's Swarovski crystal?
I mean, it's broke.
Is this one of the best outfits I've ever seen
worn on a red carpet, yeah.
Am I better than you?
Of course, shut up.
Ciara, girl go off, this is actually a moment.
Wait a minute, we love a disco ball.
(man laughing)
Belt looks a bit confused, like I was trying to be above,
but then it got lost halfway through.
I love the shinyness.
She said, bitch I am the flash.
I mean, ew, what is this character?
Ciara, more like Sierr- agh, you again?
Listen.
Taraji P. Henson, more like, Taraji P. ooh.
Bitch, this is actually, wait a minute.
I forgot what I was going to say, girl, this is fly as fuck.
The hanger ship shit, girl, bitch go off.
I mean, ew, Taraji P. Henson, more like Taraji P. hell no.
Listen.
Saweetie,
more like Saweetie get the fuck out of my face.
How dare you come up in here looking like a snack.
Girl, you look like a snack.
Yo, this is fly as fuck.
One of the boobs covered more than the other boob,
don't know if you wanna, like fix that real quick.
Maybe that's a fashion choice.
Maybe that's part of the fashion.
I mean, ew, she's giving me very Star Wars vibes,
like she worked at one of those like Star Wars bars
where there's like Star Wars dancers.
She's a queen and I stand,
I mean, I stand up and leave this establishment.
Lil Nas x
(footsteps walking)
(door closing)
That was me going back in the closet
'cause bitch, this is too much.
Okay, but like, work, okay, work, but like, work.
There's a lot of white people on that dress, but like work.
God, it looks like he's trying to sneak his friends
to a movie theater, you know.
Kinda looks like he's trying to walk out of Walmart
with a whole ass flat screen TV in his hip.
But like work, go off, right, I mean, I mean ew.
Lil Nas X, more like Lil Nas exactly the filth
I don't want to see.
Yeah.
Lil Nas X again, ah, he's not done!
Okay, I like the first one better a little bit.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, girl.
This one's giving me very like great-grandparent's couch.
You know?
Like I feel like I got to cover you in plastic
before you even touch you kind of fabric,
you know bitch, you know.
What the f- what is my sunglasses doing?
I mean, ah, Lil Nas X, more like Lil Nas Excalibur
is the name of a sword I will use to spite you.
Is it a name of a sword?
Chloe Bailey really said my sister's a mermaid,
so I'm the net.
Imma go.
But it's cute, you know, for a peasant.
It's like I'm wearing this net because I'm catching looks
(dramatic laughing)
Lil' Kim, I don't know if I want to.
Are you wearing shoes, girl?
What's happening?
You are, your feet are just dangling over 'em, girl.
Your feet are grabbing on for dear life.
You look uncomfortable, someone help her.
Her feet are sliding off of those shoes, girl.
Someone come get her.
And then with all those necklaces, girl I'm tangled.
I mean your face looks pretty.
You look pretty in general, but girl, go sit down.
I think you need to sit, your feet look tired.
I mean Lil' Kim, more like Little Kimmi.
I can't, I don't know.
Ashanti.
Okay.
Andra Day, wooh child, wooh child, wooh child.
Looks like somebody made a dress
and then decided to add on to it later, you know?
Which is like fine, you know, fine.
You know, I've seen project runway like five years ago.
The pattern is very existing.
You know what, the color is pretty, that's all that matters.
I mean, Andra Day, more like Andra I wish it was night
because I don't wanna be able to see this shit
because I got night blindness bitch, okay.
City Girls look wet.
The swamp Queens of Atlanta.
Here they are, girl, here we go.
Look like they're in some fashion forward remake
of The Wizard of Oz.
Glenda the good and Elphaba the existing.
Is that a skirt or are those pants?
That's a dress or is that a bodysuit?
Wait, it's a dress, dress, okay.
City Girls, more like City squirrels, sure, yeah.
Jennifer Hudson, oh my God, oh my God.
First of all the hair, I don't know.
Second of all, girl, you look good.
Jennifer said this is the year I'm not made for an Oscar,
Respect coming out, I'm gonna look my finest as I ever been.
My second Oscar, she gonna win.
She's gonna win a second Oscar,
she's gonna win that bitch, she's gonna win that bitch,
she's gonna win that bitch.
I mean, she cute, whatever, I like it.
I'm a fan of it.
It probably would've been cooler if it was strapless.
Look at me acting like I know what fashion is.
I mean, I know what fashion is.
You wanna see fashion.
(dramatic laughing)
We're keeping up with the fashion forward Wiz thing.
We had the two witches and now we got Tin Man, here we go,
and The Cowardly Lion, here we go, one fellow swoop.
We ready, we ready.
(dramatic laughing)
Issa Rae, is there.
You know what, we're still doing the Wiz thing.
We have the witches, The Tin Man Lion
and now we have a cloud.
What?
Queen Latifah, I don't know what to say.
She won the lifetime achievement, so congrats.
Roddy Ricch, I don't care.
Nice chains, I don't know.
Summer Walker, I love the girl, but it looks a bit crooked,
you might want to fix that.
Them really has some of these Queens
walking on this red carpet, not ready, oh my God.
Can no one fixed them?
Oh COVID COVID COVID COVID.
I don't know if that was how it was supposed to be
or if it's actually really off center
because she was just walking too much.
Girl said, y'all pull me out of my fucken house,
made me stand on this red carpet,
I don't give a shit.
Take the goddamn photo.
I mean, Summer Walker,
more like Summer walk the hell out of my life.
(dramatic laughing)
Jazmine Sullivan, go on, go on, go on, go on, you go ahead.
'Kay.
Migos.
Yeah.
Lil Uzi Vert, boy.
'Kay.
Tyler the Creator, always got bags, always got bags.
Am I crazy?
He had bags at like the last awards show I reviewed?
Am I crazy?
I could be crazy.
Am I crazy he says we're wearing a fucken bob wig.
We may laugh and judge this,
but watch a lot of these motherfuckers walking around LA
are gonna be wearing this tomorrow, okay bitch.
All these little gay boys love dressing
like Tyler the Creater.
They love dressing like Tyler the Creator, bitch.
They kiss the ground this man walks on, okay.
It aint a bad thing, it aint a bad thing,
It's just predictable.
(dramatic laugh)
Okay.
Lil Baby, no thank you.
DaBaby, I'm full.
Okay, but like I want this jacket actually.
I'm actually a fan of it.
Wait, actually want this jacket.
Okay, wait, give me this jacket.
Bestie, bestie, wanna give me the jacket, bestie?
(dramatic laughing)
Bestie.
Can I borrow the jacket?
Fat Joe and DJ Khaled, I'll pass.
And that's it.
Well the Cannes Film Festival happened.
Do you want me to review some of that?
Okay, I'll give y'all some of that. I'll give y'all some,
I'll give y'all some of that, I'll give,
I'll give y'all some of, I'll give y'all some of that,
I'll give y'all some of that!
Y'all, I shouldn't be living alone.
I should not be living alone.
There is 92 red car- nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
I'm gonna do a couple people, here we go.
Timothee Chalamet.
Y'all see him, y'all heard me say his name, right?
Okay, put him in the tags, okay, great.
Thank you. That's all I wanted.
Wait now, here he comes again, Timothee Chalamet.
Y'all got it, right, y'all good now?
Okay, but his tux actually kinda fly a little bit.
I'm actually into it, I actually want it,
thank you very much, can I have it, I'll take it.
I don't need to ask, I'll just take it.
Look at the bob bitch, look at the bob, bob gets everything.
(dramatic laughing)
Then we have Tilda Swinton.
I don't know if I wanna do this.
Oh wait, no Tilda Swinton again.
There we go, here it is.
Yeah, hmm.
'Kay.
Clearly Walmart found another one.
Bella Hadid wearing lungs?
Girl, go off.
Wait a minute, she's wearing lungs,
she's also wearing black.
Is it supposed to be like a representation of black lungs?
Is she attacking French people?
What's happening here?
Okay, I think I'm done.
I don't know who the majority of these people are.
Okay, but who are you, Jodie Turner-Smith.
Wait, I just want to shout you out.
I just wanna shout you out,
I don't know who you are but I'm just shouting you out,
there she is, queen.
Okay, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm over it, I'm done, I'm over it, I'm tired-
(upbeat music)
What did we learn today, kids?
We learned that bitches don't know what they're doing,
that bitches need a real queen on the carpet
to tell them how it's done.
Look at this, look at it, look at the material, look.
I just scream fashion.
Shout out to @punzfell and @elizabethB98
for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below, oh I look crazy, oh bitch, oh bitch,
exactly that, just comment that down below,
that's all I need.
Who is your favorite celebrity on red carpet?
Who are you always looking forward to seeing
when they do red carpet appearance?
For me, it's always been Billy Porter.
That pretty ass man always wears some pretty ass outfits.
That's all I'm gonna say, that's all I'm gonna say, girl.
But anyways, I'm gonna go.
(dramatic laughing)
Thank you guys so much for watching.
My name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment,
share and subscribe.
(man shouting)
- This is the part where the ending music plays.
This is the part where the ending music plays.
This is the part, bitch, where the ending music plays.
This is the part where the ending music plays.
This is the part where the ending music-.