I had Howard Stern on the other day,
and then you did his radio show.
He was in town.
Yeah.
And I think it's--
I don't know if you feel this.
I think it's surprising that we both like him and are
friends with him.
Yes.
Because, at one point, we may not have been.
I think a lot of people may not have been at a certain point.
He was mean for a while.
He was a long time ago.
He was definitely-- that was his angle.
Yeah, and he's a nice guy, right?
He's a sweetheart.
Really sweet.
He's a big drink of tall, sweet water.
What?
Tall, sweet water?
Tall, dark, and handsome sweet water.
Were you going to say something else different about Howard?
I would like to ask how this kiss happened with him.
He asked for the kiss.
He asked for the kiss?
Yes.
I don't normally just grant anyone who asks for a kiss,
but--
Will you tell me about it?
What do you mean?
Tell me, how was it?
Did you enjoy it?
Were you nervous?
Did you kind of get into it at all, or was it just like--
Is this something that's going to turn you on?
Do I need to--
[LAUGHTER]
Why is this important?
Not when we're with so many people.
Yeah.
I mean, it was pleasant.
No, I mean, when was last time you kissed a guy?
Why is everyone so shocked?
I kiss guys.
I kiss guys like that.
I don't make out with guys, but I kiss guys on the lips.
OK.
Yeah.
When's the last time you kissed a girl on the lips?
I don't kiss girls on the lips, actually.
No--
[APPLAUSE]
Is this what it was like?
[CHEERING]
That's what they wanted to see.
They've been wanting that for years.
That's the last time I kissed a girl on the lips.
Now you can say that.
You have such soft lips.
So do you.
That's why I do what I do.
[LAUGHTER]
I get it.
Yep.
I get it.
No razor burn.
Nope.
Soft lips.
I get it.
Yep.
All right.
See, now you can add this to your Instagram.
By the way, you don't know this.
What?
You just made the Guinness Book of World Records
by the first person joining Instagram
to get to a million followers the fastest.
[APPLAUSE]
You did.
You really did.
The Guinness Book?
That's crazy, this thing, huh?
Yes.
That's a great thing to start with, is the cast of Friends.
That's getting everybody talking.
Well, we're friends, yeah.
So why did you decide to join now?
Why did it take you so long to join?
You know what?
It was just one of those things that--
eventually, it's not going anywhere.
Right?
No, it's only growing.
Why not join the party?
Yes, exactly.
And it's not that scary.
I'm telling you, it's the way to kind of share information.
Share information, connect with your fans.
Right wrongs that are said about you.
Yes.
Have fun.
Make fun of yourself.
Make fun of people.
Help animals get rescued.
That's what I do.
I know you do.
Yeah.
I tried to get that little husky,
that little blue and brown-eyed husky that you said--
Is it adopted already?
It's already gone.
Oh.
See?
You're doing so much good for these--
I'm trying to get these animals adopted.
You're going to do it.
Good.
That's how I got Clyde, from you.
Huh?
I got Clyde from you.
Yes, we got you your little doggie, Clyde.
You sure did.
All right.
You know what?
That kiss thing is going to be on your Instagram
and my Instagram, and that'll get things going.
OK.
All right.
We get a break.
We'll be right back.
Yep.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen
and other celebrities-- if you're into that sort of thing.
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[BLEEP]
God!
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