Hey guys!
So my mum's friend, June, is a doctor,
She's not THE Doctor
I mean she could be the doctor
That could be a whole different thing
No, *laughs* she's a doctor
And she gave me a free DNA Test
I'm not exactly sure why
I'm thinking cause she thought it would be a cool YouTube video
And not because she's an evil government scientist wanting to steal my DNA and track my every movement
Let's just say she's a nice person
Anyway, I thought it would be cool to make a video about it.
Cause you can find out loads of things about yourself like who your ancestors were
Well, not who they were
Not, Phillip-Phillipson from 1773
But, basically what countries they came from and also loads of other things
That I probably shouldn't share with the internet but I'm going to anyway
BUT, before we get going
HEY SCIENCE PHIL
Hello Phil
What is DNA exactly?
Deoxyribonucleic Acid or DNA is a
molecule that carries genetic
instructions and is basically a building block of life
aw, thanks science Phil
he's so helpful anyway about three weeks
ago I took the test which sounds way
more dramatic than it actually was I
just had to spit in a test tube for
about three minutes which was kind of
gross so I've saved you that beautifully
artistic footage and I thought we could
just jump straight into the results now
on my laptop which I'm going to
awkwardly hold here maybe I could put
cushion there we go better
cushionstack.com don't go on that I don't know
that okay I'm quite nervous what if it says I'm like half kangaroo or something I
mean I'm probably not half kangaroo
let's be honest they're pretty buff I
mean I mean look at them I'm not saying
they're attractive I just mean they've
got muscles I'm probably half naked mole
rat if I'm half any kind of animal or
what does the results say Jeremy Ooo
ancestry compositions this is going to
tell me what countries are running
through my blood so when I great great
great great great grandma shaniqua came
from loading your result I called myself
Buffy Summers because I didn't want them
to have my real name oh okay we already
knew I was European for where where am I
actually from again 68.6 percent british
/ irish also i might have a bit of
ireland in me top of the morning to you
then 11.5 percent French and German
so I might have a French ear *fancy French stuff*
and I could have a German elbow
yeah my mutter is an elbow
I'm part Scandavian one point nine percent
my eyebrow I've got a Swedish eyebrow one
of my freckles is a Sardinian freckle
and then this is what is exciting me the
most less than or point one percent
sub-saharan African listen here's the
alien part less than nor point one
percent is unassigned I feel like I'm on
Jeremy Kyle or Oprah or something the
DNA test results show that Phil is the
alien we come in peace hopefully the
government isn't watching this please
don't perform experiments on me I feel
like a whole multicultural creature at
least on a genetic level okay my
maternal line this is a DNA I got for my
mum and where that generally came from
sorry Australia I'm not part Kangaroo
you're completely left out of this I
share this with Eva Longoria how do they
know eva longoria's gene times I saw
with Prince Philip hey Phillip Bros
that's my mum's what about my dad's
paternal line Chris Rock Desmond Tutu
and Thomas Jefferson, that's cool, there's
some good bros to have in the DNA
swimming pool with me that sounded weirder
then I wanted it to
Neanderthal history! *laughs* I am more Neanderthal than the
average European I've got a heavier brow
Ridge a bigger skull I mean I do have a
giant head prominent nose with developed
nasal chambers I mean check out these
babies feel like I'm understanding my
animalistic side now by a bad tree
pretty okay so these are some attributes
about me that the DNA test is found
bitter taste perception than eighty
percent chance of me not being able to
take certain bitter flavors I mean I'm
not sure about that I link to the
Nintendo switch cartridge and they had a
pretty bitter reaction thank you like
with the dog wait for it
oh I arrived oh there was a 28-10 chance
of me having blond hair imagine that
imagine blonde Phil it's likely that i
have blue eyes my eyes are weird to the
kind of bluey-green but that I've got a
yellow ring around my pupil with my
friends I said represents fire and would
make me a good warrior so if any of you
guys have got yellow in your eyes you've
got the fire likely lactose intolerant
yeah as you guys know I can't suckle on
a cow all day without getting sick will
decrease odds of baldness that's cool
because all of my granddad's and uncles
are super bowl but my dad has a massive
head of hair so I think thankfully I've
got some genetic mutations through my
dad that means that i'm not going to go
bald muslim perform is a likely sprinter
are you kidding you watching me in the
olympics i just for every single hurdle
who i'm carrying the red hair jeans
there's a five percent chance my child
could have red hair maybe i'll give
birth to Archie from Riverdale photic
sneeze reflex so some people if they
look at the Sun they would sneeze which
is really weird I don't think I happen
oh yes slightly lower odds of having
this okay let's test them look at a
picture of the Sun no don't have any
sniffles trying to pause this middle I
don't know if any of you guys sneeze all
looking at a picture about your freaking
out ooh my breast morphology Oh gag on
dude on Oh apparently I've got a typical
short-term memory I think that's true if
someone tells me a phone number or
something I will instantly forget it if
I don't keep saying it over and over
again in my head okay I'm testing out
the short term memory checker I have to
see some items and then click them in
the next screen okay dog trowel glasses
glasses right dog glasses glasses trowel
yes okay one more one more one more oh
my god sure strawberry leaf
guys, can you remember what they were as well?
that oh what's the other one? it wasn't a crab
rabbit? no wow I love that I thought
there was a rabbit there. yep ok I've got
rubbish memory
apparently I have a typical sensitivity to pain
I thought mine was increased cause I swear when I go to the
dentist it hurts
me more than the average person when I'm
having my teeth deep clean I'm literally
grabbing onto the dentist's chair like
please stop killing me maybe just my
dentist wants to give me pain I don't
know I thought I was more sensitive than that
coriander aversion see I don't mind
coriander but some people think it
tastes like disgusting soap I have a
typical odds of disliking it I know some
people that if they get in them out
they're like wow so if that's you it's
also because of your DNA what was this
asparagus urine detection so apparently
some people if they eat asparagus that p
is going to stink thankfully i'm not in
that group but let me know does your
piece think of you eat asparagus it's
because of your DNA apparently i feel
like i've shared too much this too late
but nevermind i was really cool to me
especially ancestry data knowing i've
got a great great cousin out there in
sweden somewhere hello distant relatives
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