>>> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ACTORS LEAST FAVORITE GAME --
>> CAN I PLAY THAT? >> WITH YOUR HOST, DENNY GLANS.
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY. HELLO AND WELCOME TO CAN I PLAY
THAT. WHERE I DESCRIBE A ROLE IN AN
UPCOMING MOVIE AND OUR CONTESTANTS, DAVID, JACKIE AND
LAUREN, ALL WORKING ACTORS WILL HAVE DECIDE, "CAN I PLAY THAT?"
FOR EXAMPLE, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT WILL SMITH WILL
PLAY THE FATHER OF THE WILLIAMS SISTERS.
BUT CAN HE PLAY THAT? LAWRENCE?
>> YES, OF COURSE, HE'LL DO A GREAT JOB.
[ BUZZER ] >> ANYBODY ELSE.
>> HE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT. HE'S NOT BLACK ENOUGH.
>> WHAT? >> YOU ARE CORRECT, JACKIE.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. IS THIS REAL?
>> IT SURE IS. BECAUSE THIS GAME IS PRODUCED BY
TWITTER. TWITTER.
ONE MISTAKE AND WE'LL KILL YOU. >> I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.
CAN I LEAVE? >> ALL RIGHT, OUR FIRST ROLE IS
BLIND PERSON, CAN YOU PLAY IT? >> YEAH, CAN I PLAY THAT.
WHAT? WOW, GOD TOOK THEIR SIGHT AND
NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR JOBS? >> WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND. ISN'T THAT WHAT ACTING IS ALL
ABOUT? YOU KNOW, BECOMING SOMEBODY
YOU'RE NOT? >> NOT ANY MORE, NO.
NOW IT'S BECOMING YOURSELF BUT WITH A DIFFERENT HAIRCUT.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT ROLE, ASTRONAUTS.
>> NO. I CANNOT PLAY THAT.
>> WAIT, WHY CAN'T HE PLAY THAT? >> I JUST SENSED IT WAS A TRAP.
>> AND IT WAS. THE ASTRONAUT WAS SECRETLY
MEXICAN ALL ALONG. >> SECRETLY?
>> THAT'S RIGHT. THE ASTRONAUT SEEMED WHITE THE
WHOLE MOVIE, BUT IN THE LAST SCENE, WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM
JUPITER, HE DOES "23 AND ME" AND DISCOVERS HE'S FIVE PERCENT
MEXICAN. >> OH, MAN, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
NO BUENO. >> WATCH IT.
OKAY, NOW, WHAT ABOUT CAITLYN JENNER IN THE CAITLYN JENNER
BIOPIC. >> OKAY, I CAN'T PLAY THAT.
>> THAT'S CORRECT. BONUS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, WHO
COULD PLAY CAITLYN JENNER? >> NO ONE.
>> THAT IS CORRECT. IT IS AN IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE TO
MAKE, I DARE SOMEONE TO TRY. ALL RIGHT, A CHARACTER WHO IS
HALF ASIAN. >> IS THE CHARACTER VISIBLY
ASIAN? >> WOW!
VISIBLY ASIAN? LET'S TAKE 100 POINTS AWAY FROM
THEM PLEASE. AND, BONUS QUESTION, WHICH ACTOR
CAN PLAY JAPANESE? >> ANYONE WHO'S CHINESE, KOREAN,
VIETNAMESE AND MAYBE PAKISTANI. >> EXACTLY.
ONCE YOU'RE GENERALLY ASIAN THAT'S AS FAR AS ANYBODY LOOKS
INTO IT. AND LAST ROLE, A GHOST.
>> THAT DEPENDS, WHO'S THE GHOST.
>> MICHAEL JACKSON. >> WAIT, WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?
>> TRUST ME, IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY GOOD MOVIE.
THE MICHAEL JACKSON MOVIE, IT'S GOING TO BE ON LIFETIME.
>> CLOSE, ONLY ONE PERSON CAN PLAY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL
JACKSON. CAN YOU NAME THAT PERSON.
>> OH, I KNOW, RONNIE MALLICK. >> THAT IS CORRECT.
SOMEHOW RONNIE MALLICK CAN PLAY ANYBODY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR LIGHTNING ROUND.
YOU'LL EACH HAVE TEN SECONDS TO NAME AS MANY ROLES AS POSSIBLE
THAT YOU CAN PLAY. DAVID, LET'S START WITH YOU.
TEN SECONDS ON THE BOARD. WHAT CAN YOU PLAY?
>> A WHITE GUY. A WHITE GUY WHO GAINS 50 POUNDS.
SLAVE OWNER. AND THAT'S IT.
>> THAT'S CORRECT. >> YOU NAMED ALL THREE THINGS.
ALL RIGHT. JACKIE, YOUR TURN.
WHAT CAN YOU PLAY? >> MOM.
HORNY MOM. WHITE TEACHER WHO HELPS
MINORITIES. A WHITE TEACHER WHO LEARNS FROM
MINORITIES. AND A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES. >> IN A COMEDY OR DRAMA?
>> COMEDY. >> IN A COMEDY, WE WILL ACCEPT
IT, YES. DEREK, YOU'RE UP
>> CAN I PASS? >> WELL, THAT DEPENDS.
YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR FACE ON THE MICHAEL JACKSON GHOST
POSTER? >> UHM --
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN. TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
WHAT CAN YOU PLAY, AND GO? >> SAMMY DAVIS, JR.
>> NO, HE WAS JEWISH. >> EXTRA IN AN ADT HOME
COMMERCIAL. >> NOPE, THOSE ARE ALL WHITE
PEOPLE NOW. >> ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE.
>> WELL, WHEN THE ACTUAL ALIENS ARRIVE, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE
THE GUY WHO PUT ON GREEN FACE? >> FINE, I'LL BE A VOICE FROM
THE NEW "LION KING." >> WHICH VOICE?
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER, ALL THE ANIMALS ARE AFRICAN.
>> YEAH, BUT SOCIETY HAS DECIDED THAT THE LION VOICES ARE BLACK,
BUT MEERCAT IS BILLY EICHNER.
>> THEN I'LL PLAY DAMN BIRD, ZAZU.
>> I'M SORRY, THAT'S JOHN OLIVER.
YEAH, I GUESS HE'S A HOLD OVER FROM WHEN IT WAS A BRITISH
COLONY.
WE'LL RETURN WITH OUR FINAL ROUND, CAN YOU PLAY JAMES BOND?
>> HEY, I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE.
>> DO YA, THOUGH? WE'LL FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK
ON "CAN I PLAY THAT"?