All we wanted was to go out as a family and enjoy my dad's first boat
But as you can see from this intro, it went horribly wrong at some point
So let's go back to the beginning so you can have a bit more context.
time to take a deuce
help someone call 911
for what
Martin look! I found the perfect----
For what? To open up the lake?
*gasp* that's what I was thinking!
Wait, what did he say?
bruh I need to read the bible
you shall not pass
b r u h
Six and a half hours later
Aye aye captain
*something* despacito
despacito
*titanic music with a horrid flute*
How do you feel?
How do I do it?
this is stiff
AHHHHHHH
♫ catch the rains down in africa ♫ africa by toto
Little did I know that the rains in Africa, as told by Toto in this song,
was actually a foreshadowing of the rains that were to fall upon us in the following moments
dude, it's gonna rain
And the rain is right there, we're gonna go right into it. Oh my gosh.
this is our few last hours
I was trying to be emotional dad
Alright mates, this is called Storm Hunters, alright. So what we got here, we out here in the Atlantic ocean (no we're not)
Look here mate, we got a bunch of clouds, alright? We have to go through the storm in order to go back to the car
so what we need you to do is to smash that like button
smash the subscribe
Or else we're gonna die, and it's gonna be all your fault. Do you want that blood on your hands?
I don't think so. So------ oh my gosh
so as you can see mates, it's pretty harsh out here
oh my gosh my butt's getting wet
*arthur theme song*
So much for a nice family boat trip
What did you think of our first boat ride as a family, mom?
I don't know, it was nice, except the part where we died mom. Did you forget that?
After being stranded in the ocean for seven months, looking back
It was kind of fun and we made lots of memories. Will we be doing this again?
Hell no, but it was nice while it lasted