Stephen Strange.
Might I offer you some advice?
Forget everything that you think you know.
Especially when it comes to driving.
You're a man looking at the world through a keyhole.
Just open the bloody door.
Bro!
Get your filthy hands off my window!
Mr. Strange?
Doctor Strange!
You've been in an accident. How many fingers am I holding up?
Uhh... B- Between thirty and forty.
Emergency!
Oh come on!
Your work saved the lives of thousands.
Here you go. Less than six grams of fat.
You're a lifesaver, Doc!
What if I told you, that reality is one of many?
Mummy, make the dirty man fight!
I don't believe in fairytales about chakras or energy or personal hygiene.
You wonder what I see in your future?
A bonebreaking punch to the chest.
Kung pow!
Damn, girl!
You just punched the white outta me!
Huh?
Whoah!!
(Let me out!)
♪ If there's Doctor Strange
♪ In your neighbourhood
♪ Who you gonna call?
Goateebusters!
A female Ghostbuster? Don't make me laugh.
Oh wait - you didn't.
Ah, crap. I killed Gollum!
I'm so sorry, it's just, you're so damn pale, I thought you were a ghost!
The dream is collapsing!
Whoah!
Ow!
I want to go back.
This reality is friggin' freezing!
Don't move.
You've got something on your forehead.
All gone.
BEST... BUNGEE JUMP... EVERRRR!
Oh crap - no cord!
OW, my balls!
Teach me.
Know your ABC's?
Yes.
Know your times tables?
Yes.
If Jenny has five apples and Jacob eats three--
Yeah, I graduated high school! I meant, teach me how to punch ghosts out of people.
Oh, well! That's easy. Watch.
Wait. Let me get warmed up.
Sometimes it takes a few tries.
Here we go - this time!
Damn! Must be having an off day.
Bollocks!
Come on, Ancient One - you've got this!
Maybe I should come back later-- OH!
Ah, there we go!
I knocked your ghost teeth out.
♪ If there's Doctor Strange
♪ In your neighbourhood
♪ Who you gonna call?
GOATEEBUSTERS!
♪ If he's got a beard
♪ And it don't look good
♪ Who you gonna call?
♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! That's right.
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee
Mm-mm-mm.
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee!
♪ If you see a chin
♪ Like an arrowhead
♪ Who you gonna call?
♪ GOATEEBUSTERS!
♪ If you wish that skin
♪ Was visible instead
♪ Who you gonna call?
♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! Oh yeah!
Put a little cream on it.
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee
Yeah!
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee!
♪ I don't suffer from beard fear
♪ Let me tell you somethin':
Shavin' makes me feel good!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Sheh. Goatees.
Whatever!