Emiel: So weird Fiona: Yeah Henry: Hey friend how about come thirdwheel at our-
Fiona: OOOH
Peyton: poor ol woman Jarod: You know I feel bad-
*Confused puppy*
Jarod: What
Naoki: Oh he ripped it off
Shimon: Wait
OOOhh
Yunyi: Wait
Gwen: He's in love with her
*Both gasp*
Lindsey: Now her husband and-
Both: Wooa-
*Rossini's Semiramide Overture plays*
Umu: Today we will be reacting to a thing called K. Will Please Don't
Kevin: It might be K. Won't if I hate it
Umu: This is a solo artist
Umu: You're watching this one Yunyi: Ok
Yunyi: But maybe you will
Kevin: *points to self* K will like it, but Y won't like it (The meme team everyone)
Kevin: I'm pushin' it haha (You really are, it's only been 35 sec)
Yunyi: That's really pushing it XD
I kinda wanna slap you
Umu: You're not gonna see him in the video because there's a story going on Naoki: Uh huh
Hugo: Is this like One Shot, I'm not ready for another One Shot Gwen: Yeah I'm not ready for another One Shot Umu: You'll see
Umu: Ok so this one
Kevin: Wanna shoot me with some Kwills (Please stop him)
Everyone: HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Yunyi: *velociraptor screech* (Kevin I hope you're proud of yourself XD)
Umu: So do your best to still analyze the music and-
*Literally dying*
Yunyi: It was so bad XD Kevin: Why did I lean forward the moment you lean towards me it was like wooooop
Umu: Point out things that you like and stuff but there's also a cool story
umu: this is the- yunyi: killl meeeee
Kevin: Please don't let us watch it
Umu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (I just got it too omfg)
Yunyi: AAAAhhhh XD
Umu: Stop making puns please so I can finish a sentence
Kevin: Um ok Umu: Um Yunyi: K we will
Lindsey: I got- I got it
Peyton: *sings* Please Don't
Kevin: Gooo
*click*
Kevin: Oh wow Yunyi: Woah
Kevin: I'm ok with this
Jarod: Yeah baby
Yunyi: That sounds like, lowkey, ondes martenot
Peyton: Oh he is just not interested Jarod: Oh he does- he does not look happy
Hugo: You shouldn't have your inner car lights on while driving (Safe driving tips with Hugo)
Lindsey: So we'll never see the person who's singing Umu: Correct
Shimon: Is he depressed
Davis: I kinda like the-
Naoki: Seems like it doesn't it
Hugo: Oooh
Naoki: He obviously isn't showing affection to her
Emiel: That groove is sick Fiona: Oh Henry: Ah
Emiel: Nice piano break
or midi break
Fiona: I really like that synthesized whistling Henry: Oh yeah that'd be neat
Emiel: Haha Fiona: dude
Kevin: Oh my gosh Yunyi: His voice
Peyton: Who's this Jarod: He's- Who's this, is this
*Tilts head*
Yunyi: It's so intimate Kevin: It's very singer-songwritery
Emiel: Wait I'm confused about the other dude Fiona: There's- there's like Spanish flare guitar happening Henry: There is like acoustic guitar
Henry: What the fu-
Daivs: Chill
Kevin: I like it Yunyi: Wooowww
Peyton: Yeaah Jarod: I ju- Dude eyes on the road buddy (Safe driving tips with Jarod)
Naoki: Oh maybe it's his like bestfriend and he doesn't want to take her away from his best friend Shimon: OOOOoohhhhh I see
*Both gasp*
Kevin: That was good
Yunyi: That was good
Yunyi: Did it add an extra beat in there
Kevin: No
Kevin: It was just a beat of silence that felt longer cuz it was used so effectively
Umu: What do you think of the music so far
Kevin: Oh is the girl not actually in the car?
Like is that his dream?
Naoki: I kinda like it, but he has a really high voice
Lindsey: Boi Davis: That falsetto though
Lindsey: It's a lot less bumpin' than the other synth that we've listened to Davis: *K. Will impression*
Kevin: He's got resting b*tch eyes
Henry: Good singing key Emiel: *Whistles*
Gwen: So he's gonna- Hugo: Oh yeah boy kill it. That riff was great
Kevin: -feel things Yunyi: That riff kills me aahh
Naoki: I thought we were supposed to talk about the music Shimon, not that story Shimon: Sorry sorry sorry (Heeey accidental Super Junior)
Kevin: There's like wedding dress Yunyi: It- I was just thinking that
Kevin: Yeah exactly. Oh oh the tuxes Yunyi: I was like, this is
Yunyi: It's the wedding dress but from the other guy's perspective haha Kevin: HAHAHHAHA
Emiel: The music is good Henry: *Does weird thing*
Naoki: I like the little flutters at the top
Kevin: Oh
Shimon: Flutters? Oh Naoki: Bum bum bum bada bum bum
Kevin: There it is
Davis: Oh now they're getting married Lindsey: And so he's like watching- he's like watching his bestfriend
Naoki: There isn't much of a of bass though
That would be nice
To like solidify the song
Davis: I didn't say that right Lindsey: But it's like not really a ballad so that's what I like about it but it's definitely a lot slower than the other songs that we've listened to
Davis: It's very transparent
Shimon: Can you not hear the bass Naoki: I can hear a tiny bit but I'd like a bit more
Shimon: I can feel the bass haha
Peyton: Yeah cuz he- Jarod: Friendzoned!!
Gwen: That was good
That note
Davis: Oh that was a nice uh
Major chord there
Yunyi: Oh what was that
That was..
Yunyi: That sounded like a termination Kevin: It was a-
Kevin: Yeah haha
Kevin: OOOOOOoohhhhhh
Davis: Yeah his facial expressions are not subtle whatsoever you could definitely tell exactly what he's thinking
(Get ready for a Lindsey trigger)
Lindsey: Oh what Davis: Oh
Davis: Oh she's not there Lindsey: Are you kidding
Naoki: OOOHHHH PLOT TWIST
Fiona: NO AAAHHHH Henry: WHHHAAATTTTT
Lindsey: Ok but here's the thing, her disappearance in that actually made sense
Naoki: RIP
Lindsey: It's like this girl who he longs for and we already figured out what the storyline was so that's why the disappearing was acceptable in that one
Henry: WWAAATTT
Fiona: Stop crying
Henry: So f***in Emiel: Guy's gotta stop crying man, you gotta get it together here
Peyton: Ooowwww Jarod: Oh
Peyton: OOOOOooohhh man Jarod: OOOOOooohhh classic
Fiona: He just ripped that girl in half
Davis: Oh hey yeah no I'm fine it's whatever man I'm cool
Toxic masculinity
They're not too afraid of their emotions
Lindsey: Aw man
Kevin: Aw best man
Emiel: Oh this is the memory of the picture and it's about to be taken Henry: OOOOHHHHHH BOOII
Naoki: I mean shouldn't he be happy for his friend (That was honestly the most precious thing)
Shimon: Wait he oh OH OH OH OH OOOOOHOHO (WWWHAt WHAT WHTTATTATA AHWTHTWTJAJAWTH HE'S OMFOGMGMOGMOGM IVE ENVER SEEEN TBHIS OMGOG)
Shimon: WHAT! WHAT! WAIT Naoki: Oh Umu: *wheeze laughing*
Yunyi: Aww
(Ok so like, I've never seen this before but.. yeah that's a pretty forward thing you go k will)
Yunyi: Wait
Kevin: OOohhhhh Yunyi: DId this just go gay
Yunyi: Wait pls
Yunyi: WAIT! WAIT! W- OOOHHHHHH Kevin: So he's in love with the dude OOOOHHHHH PLOT TWIST
Yunyi: YES! Kevin: M. Night Shyamalan's back guys!
*Freak out*
Lindsey: But and then she's like getting married and she's like you know with her two guys now her husband and-
Davis: WWOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOO OH MY GOD Lindsey:WHAT
Lindsey: WAIT HE'S GAY!?
Davis: NO ok ok let's just- ok hold on hold on Lindsey: HAHHAHA Ok I love this
Davis: Best
Twist
Davis: Ever Lindsey: Oh my gooodd
Emiel: Why is he thirdwheeling haha that's so weird Fiona: Yeah Henry: Hey friend how bout come thirdwheel at our
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Henry: MY GOHAHAHAD NOW IT MAKES SENSE! Fiona: OH MY GOOOODDD
Fiona: WHAT
Henry: WOOOAAH
Henry: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA Fiona: OK
Gwen: He's in love with her (Nope)
*Gasp*
Hugo: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Gwen's face*
Hugo: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH SH*T
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH SH*T
Peyton: My bestfriend and my husband and I am just so happy Jarod:Your girl
Peyton: And he's just like look at this ugly man trying to steal my ol woman Jarod: You know I feel bad
Jarod: Wat
Peyton; OOOOOOOOOHHHHH
OOOOOHHHHH
SH*T Umu: HAH
Peyton: WOAH Umu: HAHAHAA
Peyton: OH MY GOD Umu: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*Everyone is dying*
Peyton: OOOOHHHHH
Henry: HAHAHAHAHHA Fiona: Wait, that was just like so extra
Henry: OH MY GOD Emiel: Wow Fiona: That was extra
Henry: Kapew woah Emiel: What in the f***
*Still recovering*
*Sigh*
*Reverse laugh*
Peyton: OOOHHHHH
Yunyi: OH MY GOD
YEAH
I'm screaming a lot I'm really sorry
Hugo: OOOHHHH SHHH*T
Shimon: Woooowww OH MY GOSH Naoki: Wait, what is that what I think what it was Umu: YEEESSS
Shimon: HEHE I mean you know that's great
Davis: That just made everything so much cooler
*Hits chest*
Kevin: I've seen more shocking plot twists in recent memory (Shush) Yunyi: Yes! it's finally canon for once
Yunyi: I've been saying gay for the past 2 months and it's finally here! Kevin: That rhymed once and months
Lindsey: The best part is that they TOTALLY left that out until the very end because the whole time they made you think that he's interested in the girl
and so like you see him crying and stuff because it's their wedding
Emiel: Way to freaking dump it right at the end dammit Henry: WOW
Lindsey: Damn
Davis: Yeah I definitely did not- that would've been the last thing that I would've guessed to happen in that story Lindsey: Same
Shimon: Sure Naoki: Wow that was in a kpop song I thought it was super religious over there
Peyton: UUummmm HAHAH oh f*ck Jarod: My body's numb
Umu: Alright there we go Yunyi: Alright! That was some quality content
Jarod: Can we just take a moment to just like- like go back
Yunyi: Yeah I would like to think of this as a continuation of wedding dress
Yunyi: This is the alternate story
I feel- I feel like it's almost like parodying it like parodying that story ju- just so that- cuz like everyone's seen wedding dress probably Kevin: Exactly
Kevin: Before you, before your time Yunyi: Just like playing with that- that expectation
Naoki: I guess that's why he wasn't interested in that girl
Shimon: I see
Shimon: Oh that makes sense Naoki: Yes, makes sense, yeah
Peyton: Wow we took the wrong direction
We were- we were off
Shimon: Is that how you feel towards me (WTF IS HAPPENING)
(Shiki, Shaoki, Naomon any other ship names for them)
Naoki: I'm not interested in you because you're just like the girl to me, I'm that guy and you're the girl Shimon: You're just crying yeah. You just cry-
Jarod: you know
I feel bad that I just assumed his sexuality but
Peyton: Well yeah it is indeed 2016, well dang it's Jarod: I just thought he was just trying to get over her you know
Peyton: 2017 now Umu: 2017
Yunyi: That was too good
Yunyi: I got played Umu: And then the singing
Umu: The singing? Yunyi: The singing was so good Kevin: It was pretty damn good
Yunyi: That- that high riff Kevin: And even the melody, just the way it always- yeah
Yunyi: There was a direct minor to major chord in there they did like just some like straight up model mixture unapologetically and it was very effective cuz they blended it so well
But
Yunyi: It was- Kevin: I actually stopped focusing on the music Umu: Yeah
Umu: No both of you stopped focusing on the music at the same time it's hilarious
Kevin: Really Umu: Yeah
Umu: And then the music- Davis: The music was also really straightforward too Lindsey: Yeah (Unlike the guy hehe)
*Noises* Davis: It was- it was like
Davis: What he said
But I think what got me was- it was really- like it was like the music video
It was like super simple, it was really transparent it just kind of like sat there
You know, but it was like- it was good though because I felt like that was definitely about the story that was going on
Like the- kind of what the song was about more so than like actually making a super complex, intricate display of musicality Umu: Right
Umu: It's ok Shimon: I don't remember the music Naoki: I would like to- hahaha
Naoki: I liked some stuff like umm
Shimon: The synth thing that you were talking about Naoki: Yeah
Naoki: That wa- that wa- that was a nice touch, it made it interesting Shimon: It made it a lot lighter
Umu: Mhm
Shimon: I don't know it set the mood for something- Naoki: But no it it-
Naoki: Noooo did it though it kinda like had this like Shimon: I think, to me
Naoki: Even though it was in major it kinda felt dark
Shimon: But then it was minor at one section
Like right when the girl disappeared
Naoki: I don't know Shimon: I could be remembering wrong
Naoki: There could've been some foreshadowing with some um Shimon: True true true
Naoki: Chords there
Fiona: Great, I liked it Emiel: Good music Henry: Good music
Emiel: Once the storyline started getting really f*cked up I didn't pay attention to the music anymore Henry: Yeah I started being like
Henry: Answer my questions
Gwen: The only reason I don't like this song is because in the verses his voice is whispering and I just feel like he's close to me and it makes me uncomfortable
Umu: Ok so it's the way they produced it Gwen: Yeah
Hugo: I thought it was great
Hugo: I thought his voice was really- Gwen: Hugo's mad at me because I
Hugo: I tho-
Hugo: Will you shut the-
*Gwen's face* Hugo: I thought it was a great video, It was fine, it was- he did a good job. His riffs were really good, his falsetto was really good
He rarely dipped lower which I would've liked to see more of
I think that he does actually have a low range I just don't think that he was using it
Umu: Mhm
Hugo: But I thought that what he did was good. I thought his just overall
Production was actually good production
*Gwen rolls eyes* Hugo: And you know for a male voice is not easy to sing up there for extended periods of time, but it was good