♫ Buttman
♫ Kicking all the butts
♫ Buttman
♫ Punch you in the guts
♫ Buttman
♫ Slap you in the nuts
♫ Buttman
♫ You got Buttman strut
♫ Buttman
- Hey yo, it's AO back here with
a little game of video.
That's right, Buttman is back in Roblox.
Once again.
Every once in a while Buttman has to
take a break from the city and go join Roblox
and see what's going on here. So ...
So I've been hearing there's some crime going on
I'm gonna, I'm behind ..., hold the elevator!
Geez, it's Buttman! What are you doing?
Hold the elevator for Buttman.
That's the rules. (fart noise)
Oo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
Buttman, did you fart? (laughs)
If so, good job, buddy.
Alright, it's an elevator party up in here.
Just so you guys know, y'all have to bow
before the well of Buttman.
- (in distance) Yeah!
Wh-what's that? Did somebody yell?
- Yeah!
- Oh yeah?
- Oh yeah!
- Oh yeah?
- Oh yeah!
- Wow, wow! (laughs)
Aw, man! The Buttman got killed by the Kool-Aid man.
That's not cool.
(laughs) Aw, looks like you got killed
by Kool-Aid man too, huh buddy?
Back in the elevator we go.
Gotta fight some crime in the elevator.
Oo, look. It's The Big Cheese.
That's no gouda. (laughs)
He's nacho average Roblox player.
You guys are all under arrest
for having too much fun.
Whoa, what's happenin'?
(woodsy evening noises)
It's creepy.
What's going on out there?
Oh, it's a fence.
Say's danger.
Oo, watch out with that! It's the sparkies!
Buttman, what'd you do? What'd you touch?
Whoah! Uh oh.
That' fence is electrifying.
Uh oh, it's broken.
Uh oh.
I think there's something coming.
(large pounding noise)
Poor guy, that was Traffic Mark.
Aw, he got eaten! (laughs)
Oh, no. That doesn't Tyrannosaurus rocks.
He got eaten.
Buttman, isn't it your job to stop
people from getting eaten?
Ah well, at least The Big Cheese
is still here.
How you doing, buddy?
And then we got a new friend.
Rojasi-rosaja-ajawlabada-bing bong.
That's how you say it, right?
I think so.
Why is there a bunch of eggs in here? Ju-
(deep space orchestra music)
Uh oh.
Wow.
Oh, no. That kind of looks like a black hole.
Um, uh oh.
Uh, why'd the screen get weird?
Buttman! Buttman, no!
Agh, we're getting sucked into the black hole!
Buttman, use your butt powers.
Please!
(fart noise)
Wow. That sucked.
(laughing) Oh yeah.
This is the weirdest elevator ever.
You better Buttman believe it.
Okay, Buttman. What's the next floor gonna be?
Bring it to me, bring it to me, bring it to me, yo!
Buttman's gonna deliver.
Ooh, what's this? I wanna go out there.
Welcome to my annual fried chicken eat-off.
Ooh! Yeah, Buttman's in there.
Okay.
What do I do? How do I get there?
Can I try?
Eat.
How do I eat? How do I ... Do I just press it?
Is that what I ... What am I ...
Oh, there. Oh, click it.
Eat that chicken, Buttman!
When Buttman eats chicken, he really wings it!
(laughs). Oh yeah, look at that.
Oo, come out.
Come on, Buttman's gonna win.
Alright! Yeah.
The winner is TootieFruity9000.
I believe you mean Buttma- hahaha!
Buttman, what the cluck?
You better not call Buttman a chicken.
Even though he looks like a chicken.
If you make fun of Buttman's chicken hat,
that's really foul.
Ah, puns for days!
What's nex- Whoah.
Whoa, what's this?
Cool.
Uh oh.
Uh, those guys don't look friendly.
Oo, they're chasing me inside.
They're checking my butt.
Buttman. Buttman, the irony is real.
Aaagghhh!
If this were Grand Theft Auto
that would have never happened.
Uh, man!
Back in the elevator we go!
Weee!
Time to get my revenge.
Aah. Aw, man. I think Buttman slipped
on some Lincoln logs.
Okay, what's this? What do we got?
- ♫ Do you like waffles?
- Yeah, I like waffles.
- ♫ Do you like pancakes?
- Yeah, I like pancakes.
- ♫ Do you like french toast?
- I love french toast!
- ♫ Dit-didi-da can't wait to get a mouthful?
- Oh, yeah!
Unh, unh, yeah, go. Dance, dance.
Yeah, you know me. I'm not gonna
waffle on my decision.
Okay, that was an awesome floor.
Buttman, you're doing a really good job
of fighting crime in here, you know that?
Alright, next floor, Buttman.
Uh oh. Oh no!
It's the case of the crazy cows!
Whaaa! It's a very moooooving level.
Really, it was bovine intervention.
Oo, what's this over here?
That's not a cow.
Hey, what's going on, buddy?
I got the one sheep in here.
That's not so B-a-a-a-d.
Was that the goal of the game?
To find the sheep? I found it!
Buttman wins! As always.
Eh, this level's just a bunch of sheep thrills.
Get it? Sheep thrills? Cheap thrills?
Ooo, who cut out the lights?
What's this?
Ooo! Buttman's in the NBA finals.
Oh yeah, you cant' stop Kevin Durante.
Oh, who shot that one? That's a good shot.
Oh, I totally meant to miss.
That's what I meant to do.
Okay, we're gonna Stephen Curry.
We're gonna Stephen Curry that.
He drives to the basket, Ooo!
Oh, so close.
Okay, Buttman, you can do
Whoa! Why is Buttman in black and white?
Ooo, cool!
Oo, shiny.
Oh, hey.
Oh, there's the piano. I want to play the piano.
It's Buttman's turn to play the piano.
Oh, you're doing so good!
Here, let me dance on that a little bit for you.
I'm helping.
(laughs) Oh yeah, this is good.
You're doing a good job, Buttman!
(evil laugh) He's helping!
Buttman's the best musician ever,
don't you think?
Here we are, we're at the next floor, Buttman.
Who's it gonna be?
- It's peanut butter jelly time!
Peanut butter jelly time! - Peanut butter jelly time!
♫ Way at, way at, way at - ♫ Way at, way at, way at
♫ There you go, there you go - ♫ there you go, there you go
♫ Peanut butter jelly - ♫ Peanut butter, jelly
♫ Peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly,
♫ Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
♫ Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Oh yeah!
Okay, that was very appealing, don't you think?
Buttman approves.
I'm really sorry we had to leave that level,
but I had to split.
Wow, what's this?
(anime music playing) - [Voiceover] Cat. Kitty cat.
Dun-dun-dun. Dadda-dun-dun-dun.
Cat. A kitty cat.
Dun-dun-dun. Dadda-dun-dun-dun.
- Ugh, I really had to hit the paws button
on that level.
♫ Buttman, Buttman, everyone a Buttman.
Hey, how do I get a big head like you?
He's the big man on campus.
Oo, what are we watching on TV?
Play the Annoying Orange TV show, please!
That's Buttman's favorite. Uh, oh.
Oh no. Oh no! I don't think this is
the Annoying Orange TV show!
Oh no, that's creepy!
Uh, oh. Scary noises.
Okay, that's fine! It was just bad receptio-
(stifled cries)
Buttman?
(screams)
Aghh, no!
I don't like it when things come out
of the screen and scare me and kill Buttman.
I am actually allergic to that.
(slobbery sneeze)
Gesundheit.
Okay Buttman, whatcha got?
Whoa, creepy hallway.
Oh, I'm going through it.
Um, I need a flashlight.
I also need a bazooka monkey and a Fartboy, please.
Well, okay. I'm back in again.
Okay. Well, I guess we're done with that.
Agh! Oo hoo hoo.
Slendy! Slendy Bendy!
I think he touched my butt.
I think he touched Buttman's butt. That's weird.
Although, it's pretty crowded in here.
It's hard not to touch each other's butts.
Alright Buttman, you got it. You got it.
Okay, here we go, queso. quesadillas.
Hit me with that chimichanga.
Oo, what's this?
Another creepy hallway. They're everywhere.
What's with-, okay, excuse me. Let Buttman through.
Oh. Uh, oh. Skeletons on the wall.
Yeah. Uh, oh.
Make no bones about it,
that guy is coming right for us!
You guys take him.
Oh, he's just riding with us, guys.
Don't worry about it. It's cool.
He just needed a ride.
♫ Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen.
Excuse me. And I say "nobody"
because he has no body. He's all bones!
Okay. Hey Buttman, what's going on?
Hey buddy, how's it going?
Whatchu doing?
Have you seen Fartboy or Bazooka Bucky anywhere?
- (throw up sounds)
- Okay, he must have some bad queso dip.
He's barfing all over you guys.
Sorry, that's one thing that Buttman's
not qualified to help you out with.
Okay. Oh no.
Oh no, is that what I think it is?
Oh, it's the tornado again!
Oh no! Oh, it's Sharknado.
Oo, it all comes full circle.
Last week I had to fight a tornado.
And now I've got to fight a tornado this week.
Aghh, it's throwing sharks at me.
That's not very finny.
Oo, doggone.
Wow, oh.
That's cool. I'm just gonna hide in here guys.
Oh. I wasn't hiding in there.
I got eaten.
What is going on with your legs, buddy?
You should probably get that checked out.
Alright, what are you doing?
What? Is it? Did it freeze up?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, what's this?
It's a Buttman superhero slide. Woo hoo!
Uh oh. No no no, not this!
No! No, Buttman doesn't want to be eaten!
Aww, no, Buttman.
You're being digested.
I'm gonna have to change your name
to Esopha-Gus. (laughs) Uh, oh.
Ow, Buttman got farted out.
Buttman's not having a good day today.
Alright, Buttman.
Well, I think it's time to sign off once again.
Buttman's not really sure what to think
of this place, but he did a good job fighting
some crime. Right, buddy?
Alright guys. Well, thank you so much
for watching. Make sure we do everything again
(rapid fire speech) cause everything is so good.
Buttman likes swimming in water, apparently.
Alright guys, 'til next time!
Excuse me, bighead. Thanks a lot.
Later, alligators.
- [Voiceover] ♫ Buttman
♫ Buttman
♫ Kicking all the butts.