- [Dad] Oh boy.
(mechanisms grinding)
(Lincoln exclaims)
- Welcome back to What's Inside.
I'm Lincoln, this is Dad, and today,
we're gonna cut open this hilarious Face Bank.
(mechanisms grinding)
- They're pretty funny.
I've seen them on Casey Neistat's video a long time ago,
- Creepy, creepy coin bank.
- Unbox Therapy did a video on it.
- It didn't even finish that one!
- And I'm just like, man, that thing is so creepy
and cool-looking, but I want to see what he looks like
when he gets the What's Inside treatment.
Will he still eat coins,
with his face taken off? - Ah ma ma ma ma ma.
(Lincoln laughs)
- There he is.
This is the first time
we're actually seeing-- - It looks so funny!
- [Dad] That's different than I thought it would feel like!
It's, it's really soft, like it almost goes in on it.
- [Lincoln] It looks like a frog!
- [Dad] Two double-A batteries, Lincoln, get on it.
- Here's my coin collection.
- [Dad] We did put batteries inside of it.
And, uh, let's turn him on.
- Just like, put it on the lip of his mouth.
- [Dad] Wave your fingers in front of his eyes or something.
Or touch his eyes.
Wave it over the nose, nostrils.
- He smell it?
- [Dad] Why doesn't he work?
This is kinda lame!
- [Lincoln] What?
- [Dad] I pushed his eyeballs, and he started eating.
- Om yum yum yum.
- [Dad] Um, he's stuck with this face expression.
(switch flips on) (mechanisms grinding)
Are you gonna eat it, or just,
it's not nice to have food sticking out of your mouth.
Alright, so what have we learned so far about him, Lincoln?
- He doesn't work the way you want him to work.
Look, you have to turn it off and back on.
- [Dad] For it to eat the penny?
- [Lincoln] Doesn't even move it.
What is this, oh!
- It went down, finally. - Yay!
(mechanisms grinding)
(both laugh)
- [Dad] You got some food stuck on your face, buddy.
- Eat!
More!
- Look at his face right now! - At ease!
- [Dad] Hello!
Hi!
- [Lincoln] I see him down there.
- This is our play, out of the silver play button
for our family channel.
Eat that play button, buddy.
Eat it.
Well, he doesn't like eating the play button.
- [Lincoln] Can he eat a penny that was squished by a train?
(mechanisms grinding)
Oh, oh, hey!
He did it! - He liked it!
- There should be like fireworks coming out of the top
whenever he eats it.
(Dad laughs)
(coin clinks)
- [Dad] Oh, he did it,
right at the very very end. - Fireworks, fireworks coming
out of the top (imitates fireworks).
- Photoshop fireworks in.
'Kay, it's time to cut the face off of the Face Bank,
and see what his little mouth looks like.
- Do it! (upbeat electronic music)
Yeah!
It looks like there's a box, just right there.
So what if you cut around it?
It's like he starts moving his mouth,
please don't do it to me!
(inquisitive electronic music)
- [Dad] Ooh, peeking inside his face!
(changes to upbeat electronic music)
- Ooh! - Woah!
There's the back of his eyes.
Oh, woah!
Look at him!
- [Lincoln] What?
(upbeat electronic music)
- [Lincoln] Aah!
Ooh, ooh, ah!
- [Dad] Hi, Lincoln.
Thanks for giving me your money.
(mechanisms grinding)
Oh boy.
(Lincoln exclaims)
What the heck!
Look at it!
(mechanisms grinding)
- [Lincoln] Woah, oh!
(relaxed electronic music)
- [Dad] Hi, I still have a face.
(Lincoln screams)
- I don't know what's triggering it.
It doesn't have any type of sensor on its lips,
there's no visual sensor.
- Oh!
Oh, woah.
- Well, I guess we don't need a screwdriver.
(plastic snapping)
- [Lincoln] (laughs) What?
- Pulling off all the skin now.
Oh, is that the sensor?
- Where?
- That's the sensor--
- Oh, it's right there! - We found it!
What in the world?
So on the back side of this, there is a little,
I dunno, there's like a little indention in the skin--
- Yup, when you touch it.
- That's what you do.
You push it right there.
I did not know that (laughs).
Why would it not, I guess it probably said it on the box,
I just don't understand Chinese.
It gets going,
you can see the motor over here on this side,
spinning around.
There's its mouth.
It drops back into there, falls back in,
and then it goes under, to where the piggy bank is.
Oh, that stop it?
Oh, that one hit killed it!
There goes the batteries.
That probably, oh, the money!
Here's all your money!
(imitating mouth noises)
Pretty simple design, there's the mouth right there.
There's the chipboard, the motor's in the back,
it spins this wheel, that gets the thing going up and down.
You look right here on this corner part of the chipboard,
you can see where the sensor wire goes in,
comes down, and then there it is right there.
And if you're curious,
here are the greasy wheels that help
with the motor work. - They're greasy?
- So slimy.
There's the actual motor that causes that thing
to spin around.
Those are off-center, it makes the mouth go out and in,
and up and down.
It's unique, it's kind of fun, it's a cool gift,
I think, that people could like.
The blue, red, and pink on here.
- We get pink.
- We got the pink face, 'cause I felt like
it looked the most like flesh, like real flesh.
Then you can put it on your face.
- Yeah, it looks just like flesh, like completely.
- Is it a match? - Oh yeah.
(Lincoln laughs)
Oh no!
Oh, I don't wanna touch that anymore.
- Yeah, I don't know where this face has been.
- In your mouth-- - Where the money has been,
that's been on it.
That was a really bad decision (laughs).
And, Lincoln and I are going on some crazy,
crazy travel adventures over the next week and a half,
that span the world--
- Cray-zee! - Crazy, follow us
on social media, make sure to follow us on Instagram,
on Twitter, and-- - I got my own Instagram.
- You did?
What's it called? - LinkPie.
- Wait, what? - LinkPie.
- He just likes to whisper it, LinkPie.
- It's Linkpie. - Linkpie.
But, he's already picked out like 200 pictures
that he wants to put on there, so,
get ready for an onslaught of Lincoln pictures
on his new Instagram (laughs).
Goodbye, Face Bank.
(upbeat electronic music)
It looks kind of like a big ravioli.
Do you know what a ravioli is?
- [Lincoln] Mm-mm.
- [Dad] He looks kind of like,
there's a show Neverending Story,
he looks kind of like the dog from that right now,
he looks so happy, like the dog.
Yay!
- [Lincoln] That's the things I don't even know
what you're talking about.