ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to I almost messed it up I
forgot to that was the thing I did so I
went back and did one of the older
levels I went back to exalt you the
second level or axalta however you
pronounce it
oh wait I can just show you here there's
a mission select here I went back yeah
exalt eeeh no no no no I didn't want to
go to the level again this is no I went
to this one the one with the little
doggie on it
return to campaign is this good okay now
I need to do this again I don't have the
mod and I do okay so I went back to
exult eeeh and I got the Imperium key
that was there for this thank you game
to get the this is the own maker that
people are calling it to get one of the
Slayer gates in there now I was going to
go back and do all of them to collect
the secrets because I thought I could
just go back and select a certain
section of them I only need three more
but it means that I have to go back and
do entire levels again so the ones that
actually have super Gore Nest has an
imperial canid I have to go back and do
this entire level you cannot you can
this is where I use the cheat codes as
well you can use them here and go back
and do a bunch of fun stuff but I have
to do the entire levels again so I'm
kind of unsure of what to do should I go
back and get them for one gun that would
probably be awesome or do I just go
ahead and finish the game I don't know
which ones actually have keys in them Oh
some of these levels are annoying but I
don't know if I can just get in get the
key and then leave I guess we will try
it out
why not because I can unlock fast travel
points in these levels but when you go
back and play the level again those fast
travel points are are not in it they're
not here okay so the segregates there
can you two get past the first area and
that's the Slayer gate key okay let's
just go through this and see what
happens ah I didn't do this before I
don't think
wait today we rally by Pinkie Pie stinky
oh shut you in the ass anyway um I yeah
this is going down to a place I've never
been
slayer gate key that's what we like to
see in a sentinel battery no the Slayer
gate itself is all the way over there
excuse me I have a date with some
[ __ ] I really like that oh come on I
really like the little plasma gun now it
is such a sense of power when you when
you really start jacking it off
god there's so many I also did that I
did the sticky bomb thing that I need to
do remember I said I needed 25 of them I
finally did it cuz I okay he just kind
of gave up he saw everyone else's die
and he was like I'm the only one left
[ __ ]
here we go the sticky bomb thing I got
to do because I had a couple of more
little missions I went back and got one
of the other Imperium keys and I was
able to fight a bunch of the same guy so
I got I got some of them anywhere else
to give me a little bit of ammo you know
what I'm gonna get a moment I'm in there
alright blood-filled [ __ ] [ __ ] up recert
to get the the swing of things now as
well
ie I changed on my guns I like the
little Rockets on this and I also really
like the minigun all there the turret as
its called
it's really damn good boy of course you
bleed ammo in them
and of course this thing okay come here
I need ammo I've also gotten better with
my grenades as you can
so clearly see guarding a trapped
come here I don't even know what I'm
shooting who's even alight
are you lying buddies are you Boosh
because the the rate gun gets really
strong when you have it up fully and
then it turns red and then start
shooting red at all and the red ammo
does crazy damage
I don't even freeze anybody so Rabat
alright these are all the little peons
who are you gonna send after this is the
question die die die delaila
come on stop sending the worthless guys
start sending in some like True Grit
start sending in the big lights here we
go oh yeah oh yeah what's up buddy boy
[Laughter]
through this thing
[ __ ] melts people and overheats oh oh
sorry I'll be your chiropractor for
today nice
come on freezy grenades
nice nice nice lot of explode he's going
on
ie like it oops
goddamn I missed them this is the red mo
I was talking about so cool I sings out
of a dog who's left what
that's your Slayer gate come on you can
do stronger than that although by the
time I was here earlier on it was a lot
different
see now I actually have the Imperium key
so I'm wondering if I could just go back
well I think I'm almost at the end of
the level anyway that's another thing
about them about these is that they're
usually at the end of each level and I
hate that because now means if it to go
through two more full levels to get them
is it worth it you know what it is
because I want this series to be good it
just means that we might not finish the
the game in this episode which is also
not that bad we take a second again to
just appreciate how this looks look at
how amazing these environments are how
detailed how dense there's [ __ ]
incredible the subtle I forget it's not
important all right this should be three
keys now or four keys I should say so we
ain't need two more easy-peasy
we can do that with our dick tied I know
I have ours in mind as a super Gore nest
our complex is this one it sure is okay
here I go
back into the fray I did this entire
level the whole thing I came all the way
back here only to just now
but the Slayer gate was right at the
beginning it's just right here Jesus
Christ I I did all of this it took me
about 40 minutes I mean the game is
amazing and I don't mind playing more of
it but at some point it's sort of a
diminishing return thing you know for
the reporting all right
Slayer gate time Jesus let's hope that
the next one is in like the well
actually do I have to pay the whole
level anyway because the to the unlocks
work I don't know let's see what's going
on here hi Jesus a big fella aren't we
okay
oh okay which wasn't what you're gonna
want to do is you're gonna freeze them
and then just [ __ ] them up did not
expect you to be here yep yeah big dirty
Vic okay okay there's a lot of [ __ ]
happening in my day here today areum
as long as he's down I'm happy to Adam
well y'all gonna learn today [ __ ] I got
bounced who's attacking huh who's
attacked me do I have a need I don't
have any bf te amo
I'm about to have [ __ ] nothin here in
a second
oh good god and getting trapped in I'm
literally trying to get out of it but
all the attacks are just kind of
bouncing me back into the wall you can
[ __ ] and die in all your not even two
flights you're just annoying
I'm leaving
okay nope that's not that's gonna take
too long if you turn that up there you
go here you go there you go
boom can you serve showing any signs of
death he's that great that's exactly
what I wanted
come on
okay that was overkill
of this nope
and then this
Jesus Christ you had more health than I
thought you would Oh God Oh God
not yet snake it's not over yet let me
see living in let me just give my
parents here for a second
yeah [ __ ]
nice boot that's what's up that's what's
up are you gonna hell already there
bucko
no fish right he's dead now I just gotta
round up the fodder like this
[Music]
you want to go you want to go oh I'll do
this all day fine
Jewish man if only I didn't get [ __ ]
crammed in that corner that time I could
have got an out
see I would love to just be able to
leave the level now and keep the key but
I don't know if that works and I'd hate
to lose all that progress but everyone
at home is being like Jack you know you
could just leave right or something like
that you know something that I don't
know damn I did all the encounters and
all the challenges and not all the
exploration god [ __ ] down but I was
here why didn't I just do it okay
that's one more heat now the last one is
in what is it the last I have the
Imperium key there Mars core Imperium
key okay I guess I'm doing this god I
haven't even started the episode proper
yet yeah yeah yeah this is all of this
god this number was so [ __ ] awesome
where where am I going where is that
massive no this Slayer gates go through
like 20 minutes is level already and
there's the Slayer gates all the way at
the end Oh Mercy Me Oh everyone's mad
this actually works out I would have had
to like climb all of that but you just
saved me a ton a time thank you
how did I miss the secret there's
there's no way I missed that me the
greatest gamer ever - those of you who
can't see because my face is blocking it
I now have six extra lights that feels
overpowered is there yeah I could just
blast through pretty quick
we work at the flaming hook yes I want
to see that oh nice
that's cool I wonder how much extra
damage it does I guess that's good for
all of my weapons and [ __ ] as well
though that I'm doing this because now I
actually get you yeah now I actually get
to upgrade all my [ __ ] properly that was
awesome
holy [ __ ] I get so much sorry what where
do you go
whatever oh that was this area for this
stuff is up above me I didn't know how
to get oh that was all it was
wait no I thought that that would unlock
that what did this unlock
I don't know what that did I wasn't
paying attention
[ __ ] Oh claim okay there's one nice man
it just took their own for more than
[ __ ] five minutes wouldn't be
backtracking all of this now you know
what it's fine at least we're doing it
uh praetor suit up great wait that did
that keep going somewhere didn't seem
like it all right where was that how do
I get there now is the question where is
the Slayer gate
Oh God way back I'm a-comin we're gonna
do this and this is the last one and
then we get the own maker
there's a lot of other stuff that I
could have gotten on my way back as I
was doing these levels but I kind of
want something I don't want someone in
my eye I kind of want something I kind
of want more stuff to do after I finish
the game this is the last layer gate so
this is probably gonna be [ __ ] hard
oh god what are those
oh god has Marauders in it oh [ __ ] this
is gonna go so bad okay just get the lay
of the land first okay
genuinely nervous for this one [ __ ] are
they
it's Jesus at least everyone lives
okay okay what uh-oh what is going on
with the reload animation what is
happening what is happening I just got a
bug he's reloading so slowly what the
[ __ ] it was so weird
[ __ ] me
okay okay this is bad
okay I'm immune to barrel explosions and
when they explode I get Hell or ammo out
of them so that's why I'm doing that but
now I'm not going to get [ __ ] health
out of
okay you're dead and your net nice okay
now I can focus on this guy that Christ
or not is [ __ ] more of them hahaha
wait come here come here this weight
doesn't even count
ah for [ __ ] sake
but that count when I am so sluggish and
so on let me as a person that character
looks the dog bite me does it okay ah
God these [ __ ] are so annoying come
here and you together I think they just
keeps showing up
but it's something that dude go this is
so buggy okay he's going down instead of
attacking me
okay
he has a feeling me gonna die again do I
have a knee I've some of this ammo I
don't think that worked on him I don't
even know what you guys are never seen
them before
okay do you think
oh ho all right what's next that was
obviously not gonna be the end of it cuz
that was not that Herot I was just
[ __ ] it off okay I don't know what's
happening I can't even [ __ ] see the
level half the time I'm stuck I
literally can't move it's [ __ ]
[ __ ] when that happens I'll accept
death under my own stupidity but not
when the game literally locks me in
[Music]
okay
they get some health and [ __ ] out of
these guys
[Music]
okay locked onto the wrong guy
okay
I screens are a [ __ ] godsend I don't
know why I didn't upgrade them sooner
this guy needs a lot of shotgun
to stand your ground just don't you
brown you shoot him in the face and
everything will be grand
who's that here's someone
hello
ah there you hear the last guy yeah baby
all Slayer gates done breaker of gates
hell yeah
that feels good having all of those
finally finished feels amazing man who
was so annoying though not a potential
to be such a great fun fight and then I
got buried in the corner but every time
the guy is punch you it like back she
was in the corner more every time I
tried to dash out my guy would just hit
them and not go anywhere
very frustrating where am I going now I
just need to finish off the rest of the
level again finally finally we're done I
mean not done done and we don't
completely have all of the upgrades and
stuff but now we get to use this this
must be a good gun if it takes this much
effort to get it oh my god it's so cool
jeez is the own maker is a devastating
rapid-fire weapon with a white spread
the own maker shares ammo at the BFG
press f2 swap between BFG and on maker
Oh
it's destructed damn this must be the
most powerful gun in the game it's not
as cool as I was expecting don't get me
wrong it's really cool-looking but when
you have something that fires a big
giant ball of green energy that
vaporizes everything as it goes and
explodes in a giant fiery hell storm
this is just like yeah cool man was that
even worth it uh it was it was it would
have been bothering me it would've been
in the back of my head for so long if I
didn't actually get that done
alright now let's actually do some of
the level I don't think we're going to
get to the end of the game in this
episode because I've just literally been
recording for two hours before even
starting anything proper
god damn look at this place holy [ __ ]
you okay oh hell yeah
this environments nuts
good God or good Satan since its hell
and all that you know hey fellas how's
it going what's going on what's going on
over here I'm fat fingering
well oh god the punch killed them I
don't know if damaged in time I should
have saved it to you then
nice Wow what's up all right time to get
the energy levels back we've been
reporting for a while but that doesn't
mean that we're not gonna have a bit of
[ __ ] fun does it at where Shaco left
I have these I only need four more
resource drives pulled from far further
away yeah let's get armor from further
away cuz that may come in and tighten a
little pinch you know when something's
about to kill you and there's suddenly
armors over there I was like well thank
you so this is like pure hell hell here
like this this is on a scale of one to
hell this is about as hell as you can
get right ow ow ow
so what's that wait why am I here oh yes
oh just right in there folks
nice pretty flame through the weapons no
tonight all I want to do is chop you in
half but I need three for it so annoying
ooh I'll take armor I need a crucible
pickups are firing them up yeah I know
aha
Michael's bigger beeyotch Oh
I'm out of ammo my gun's bigger but it
runs out of ammo real fast
[Music]
yes guys oh my god I didn't even get the
[ __ ] health out of them I for all
that oh there we go nicer Rudy hey hey
come back here sinker
now I fighting all those other levels
again and doing the Slayer Gates is
really like up to my reflexes
I'm very warmed up for this level now
okay
many arsenal place we have 12 what am I
not using them huh
umm kind of great i anything in that I
did get the destroyer blade in this
let's do that killing these three
enemies 15 times the destroyer blade I
feel like that that's not gonna be that
hard to do because that thing really
just [ __ ] melts people Oh
open says our pentagram yes into hell we
go oh my god yeah I forgot in the middle
of all my killing of things from hell
I forgot that humans have to go to hell
as well how are you lads are you doing
well ah a little balance out of that and
give me someone to kill give me give me
someone to kill him chomping at the bit
here all right
Jesus all right all right fella all
right begin Oh kill you all all of your
limbs go eat shitty titties little man
let's go this way I want to go that way
oh oh I see I see
Oh
ah okay okay okay I see what you're up
to I am supposed to be in this I think
don't knock me off don't break I should
be it shouldn't be like this
whoa why wish I could see this better if
I was in the [ __ ] cage it's a joint
Brainiac destroyed the eyes of Kali bas
that I sure why not give me a task and
I'll [ __ ] it up in a good way not [ __ ]
it up as in I'm and like I'm a failure
oh Jesus well that didn't work like it
was intended okay is there is there like
a trick to this
alright I'm I do I am doing stuff that's
fair play fair play
I'm getting burned by Hellfire but it's
ok it's the price I pay for looking and
acting very cool
mmm-hmm I can fire five of those now are
you impressed oh mighty got my chainsaw
him though it was just a reflex that I
didn't even hit that button
oh I'm coming in open wide dental
appointment and how do I get up there
just like that puts that brain Oh big
stinky brain hey hey [ __ ] you
whoever yes please
awesome guys gaming oh good
what have sex with this videogame when I
do that is that mmm it's probably not
allowed right or even possible any
secrets
nope and I go I just destroy big brain
the biggest brain of all
oh hi does that stay up oh that's
probably the way I'm supposed to go
right I don't like this though take my
big thank you sir
pancakes all around appreciate it can I
shoot this thing again Oh fun
Oh video games are so fun guys
I love them oh that that broke leave me
mastery token
use the [ __ ] hook I'm right-clicking
and you're at [ __ ] doing anything oh
oh who has done that all alone
this game is full of [ __ ] bugs today
okay
what do I want micro missiles fire micro
missiles indefinitely without requiring
a reload purchase all the upgrades first
oh no whatever will I do
except buy them all I like the sniper
rifle earlier on but now the more it
pays what a bug the more I play the more
I'm starting to like the missiles
buh-buh-buh-buh-buh buhbuh buhbuh buhbuh
look at you sneaky sneaky some people
had some real fun designing these levels
through here into the light what
I don't know how we get in there
whatever well dude I should use the one
maker out of ammo no you're not oh this
one's not a battle
[Music]
whoa whoa okay
okay actually I take it back this thing
is ridiculous that's cool
whoo gimme them toast
you're the newsboy yes all right where
are we up against some [ __ ]
seems like it oh my god this thing is
like having [ __ ] you oh it didn't kill
him quick
all right no wrong pretty wrong mod okay
now I'm down here
now up here uh-huh you'll never catch me
that's a for an upgrade hell yeah that's
so cool just keep shooting until the
ammo runs out haha he's got him a
[ __ ] I'm a walking machine oh what's
up guys just hanging out no secret
encounter down there how do we
but in shaky my [ __ ] cheeky Oh a
little gladiator like a [ __ ] soft
blanket all right secret encounter what
do we have
that's it
that's it I could have turned that one
with me nutsack in a knot but I said I
could have tied that one well it might
not ii or not that makes so much sense
that makes a lotta sense everyone
understood what I meant
[Music]
now when this game really starts
clicking when you start getting all of
the stuff together and you really know
how the mechanics work and the system's
all work together
so fun it's one of the most fluid
first-person shooters have ever played
if not the most fluid
now Luke thank you for going to get
armor
hmm
sounds like hell haha
huh send some [ __ ] after me again
what you got you got [ __ ]
okay you got those which is pretty epic
what the [ __ ] is even what the [ __ ] has
even happened where's my screen shaking
so much the [ __ ] Oh cuz he you okay I'm
gonna die Jesus Kramer's the buff totem
I have no idea
so I'm just going to stand on my [ __ ]
mouth again there it is
I found it my shooter do I have to melee
it I'm gonna get to it oh jeez
no more mr. nice Slayer you are trying
to get insight me that's gonna end
[ __ ] badly for you
what's up what's that now no that's
what's up out Wow
okay it worked out in the end but God
Jesus Christ and it hurt
come on come on where you go me go to
[ __ ] me gonna look but and that kids is
how you make sushi ow ow ow what a dick
okay you got a stand on one of these and
before it kills you
you got a whoop-whoop and then your hook
and then you find secrets baby that's
not secrets that's actually just the
level dammit
I thought I was being really cool wait
how do I get to that
I like hell it symbolizes where you're
supposed to be going with the green so
green is always forward oh that's the
next one I mean let me through let me
through I'm a tiny boy all right which
way do they come in [ __ ]
this sucks
he sucks even more when he's got [ __ ]
friends
come on [ __ ] come on [ __ ]
[ __ ]
what
thought you could get away with it did
ya [ __ ] everybody's [ __ ] fuel the
eternal flame that's a lovely picture
the transformation of mortal creature
into demon is a laggard and gradual
process one that can take eons to
transpire without the catalyst of urgent
intervention the victim is left to meet
to allemande ER in the shadow land for
years uncounted we're over ageless time
they transform into demon during their
nightmarish journey
the ethereal soul slowly drains from the
body and in that dark realm the
substance of mortal life is manifest as
matter it gathers in pools of volatile
aura found all over hell demon kind call
these pools the well and use them to
invigorate themselves for battle it is
from this aura that the essence is
formed by melting it with Wraith energy
that which lights the darkened Hall and
sets the Sentinel sword ablaze the
essence is founded the combining of
these primal energies creates urgent
energy a power source so potent so
incalculably formidable that it has
consumed the argent and driven us on to
greater influence than it was ever
possible wave a power elude epic epic
we secrets back there though oh wait I
think I know how to get there yeah ooh
and a mastery token the doom hunter
one's really cool bye what do I want to
get mastery over though a second lock on
target I don't care about that um have
that one I have that one I have that one
maybe did full-auto shotgun oh I don't
know for these though movement speed
when in full auto mode is increased for
20% cool man I was using the auto shop
car without any single upgrade on it
whole automotive speed is increased by
50% cool alright so just need three it
should be easy
thanks I'll take that
all right whatever
not gonna light pretty damn epic wait
can I just use this sword too oh my god
it just killed him in one hit holy [ __ ]
I mean I know that's the point of the
whole [ __ ] thing but even his shield
and everything didn't [ __ ] help we're
a little [ __ ] today I see another one
okay this is not going well
böck needed the health nice
okay maybe you should focus up one of
them like that I worked a hick and treat
oh I need animal gave me some and you
give me more thanks lads very kind of
you
ha
by Mitch oh man that's I think I've done
slightly mad nice that way and also
goody gumdrops
ooh now I have five extra life
whoo
I go this way out don't kill me
nothing kill me okay thank you sir
you're a legend
how many prayed are su points I have uh
five oh yeah I want damage increased
from I screen aids you can't get the
same ice grenade upgrades as as the Frey
grenades I would like to be able to fire
two ice ones back-to-back or at least
speed up when they come back but doesn't
really seem like it hey that's pretty
good
what the challenges weren't but it was
better than that where are we going next
mr. Haney Wow
more hell okay well that's going to have
to wait until the next episode because
it took me so long to record this that
now I am out of time sadly I know this
episode's a little different than all
the others but I'm hoping that next one
will actually be the final episode and
we can plow through that and really just
cap it off strong this feels like a good
place to end off this level but now we
have all the upgrades I don't know if it
was worth it to get the own maker at the
end of all that but at least we did it
and I can say now that I did all the
slayer gates but until next time don't
forget to subscribe
ring a bell cuz you don't want to miss
out when the last episode is happening
and if you feel just jazzed up and ready
to take on held and smash like by
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