[grunting]
Hello?
It's me, Sam! Let me out of this couch!
Hurry!
[grunting]
Oh!
[grunting]
That's not how you sleep in a sofa bed.
Morning!
[screaming]
Good morning.
How many times have I told you not to wake me up like that?
Well, you've been living here two days, so... two.
How much bibble do you have?
We brought a big tin jug of it.
From England.
[screaming]
Time out!
What?
Fighting... is never the answer.
Now let's just try using our words.
What is this?
A speedboat for ants?
Um, can I please have some ketchup?
I don't understand your question.
Sorry.
I just want some ketchup.
Searching the web.
There are three pet shops near you.
No, I don't want a pet shop, I just want some ketchup.
Enjoy your meal.
Well, that was frustrating.
[beeping]
[chuckles]
See, I have flipped the switch and then the machine
flipped it back to its original position.
Please don't show me again.
Watch again.
[beeping]
[chuckles, beeping]
[chuckles]
It never gets old.
[bleating]
Okay, what was that conversation?
Uh, Merf just asked me
if he could go outside to the patio.
I said, "no".
You can't speak goat.
Sure, I can.
She was just joking.
Choking, choking, choking,
Choking, choking,
choking.
Enjoy your meal.
Why didn't you do anything?
I was getting video.
Sam and Cat's Super Rockin' Fun Time Babysitting Service!
Contact us at...
SamandCatsSuperRockin FunTimeBabysittingService.net
Dot net?
Dot com was taken.
Call 911!
Why?
Somebody snatched my bibble!
[crying]
[Sam laughing]
[chuckles] Yay, we're blue haired twins.
Yeah hoo!
Say, "blue cheese".
Blue cheese.
Hello, future me.
It's me, past you.
Just a minute ago, I found a rotting taco
that made me gag.
No!
[grunting]
[clapping]
- Daddy! - Carl!
Oh, thank you so much for pushing my father
- out of the way. - Sure, it was fun.
I got half a roll of toilet paper...
some dental floss...
and car keys.
Where are the car keys?
Oh, on the bathroom floor.
They bounced off my face after the lady threw them at me.
Wait! I still need help!
[groaning]
Ah! That's all I need!
They still live here in Los Angeles.
[gasping] Thank you, internet
for destroying everybody's privacy!
I am really smart.
[laughing]
What? Why are you laughing?
Wait, wait, wait. No, say what you said.
Say it again, one more time.
I said, "I'm really smart."
I don't have a prison record so maybe I'll--
[grunting]
She's got a firm grip.
[unintelligible]
I gotta join a gym.
Listen, I am in love with this pink shoe I found
so I have to find the other one!
I don't have time to think about meatballs,
meatloaf, meat fruits.
Or any other kind of meat
until we find the other pink shoe
that matches this pink shoe!
♪ Take me down to the basement Fill the buckets with cheese ♪
[beeping]
- What? - See? 400 bucks.
Governor!
Oh, hi.
- Hey. - S'up?
S'up? What's s'up is, looks like you guys forgot to invite me
to your little get together.
No, we're just about to text you.
"Just about."
Robbie Shapiro!
Whoa!
Oh, Cat, your back.
Uh, Robbie was just singing me a little song he wrote called--
I know what it's called! He wrote that song for me!
- Cat. - I'm swell, me!
[quacking, gasping]
[quacking]
[door creaking]
[quacking]
[door creaking]
[quacking]
Look, I'm President Lincoln.
Have you been a lady?
You'd better not say it was me.
Hi.
- It was Cat. - Sam!
I'm making more of my fudge piles.
Nobody likes fudge piles because they're too chewy.
You're too chewy.
You okay in there?
[Cat] Yeah, it's kind of cozy.
It reminds me of my closet where I used to hide
from my brother.
Why would you hide from your brother?
Just, you know, to survive.
If we happen to find a donkey eating a hamburger,
then Dice is somewhere in Hawa-I-I.
Okay, this girl makes Gibby seem like a genius.
Dirt from Tennessee.
Why would you buy dirt?
Half off and free shipping!
I work for the Baums.
I'm here to pick up their children.
Yay!
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound rude or anything.
You guys are just really annoying.
Listen here, jerkels!
You bully my friend, Goomer one more time
and that's it!
[groaning]
All right.
You think you're tough stuff, huh?
Well, you drive it again and I swear--
[groaning]
I know I'm frozen, but if a part of me itches,
am I allowed to scratch it?
Please?
Oh, my contact lens!
[groaning]
Somebody help me find my contact lens?
You need some help?
No, get lost creep.
[mumbling]