Max, Duke, family meeting.
I'm busy.
Oh.
Wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Honey, hi, hi, hi.
Hi.
I need to talk to you.
Are you OK?
I'm fine.
Why?
Because you just posted all these pictures of you
on social media crying.
Mom, why are you looking at my stories?
OK, sorry.
Please come inside with me for a family meeting.
I need backup.
I'm already in the car.
I'll pay you.
How much?
$27,000.
Good, because I don't get out of bed for anything less.
I knew that.
Come with me, miss, please.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I have a checkbook right inside.
Honey, but why, why were you posting videos of you crying?
Hello.
Thank you.
No, Mom.
Ah, ah, ah.
I need it for school.
School is literally on my phone.
Thank you.
What is this?
Just listen.
I would just like to speak to everybody in the same room
at the same time.
Because once upon a time, I had three daughters.
Mm, it's not that hard.
Once upon a time, I had three children.
I am not a child anymore.
Once upon a time I had three offspring [INAUDIBLE]
who used to interact with me.
And now they only interact with their screens.
Hello, hello, can I get some eyeballs?
Eyeballs?
Yes, there they are.
Do you think we could do this?
One week, a moratorium, no phones
in the house for one week.
It's not realistic, Mom.
I need it for homework, and my class has group chat.
We have a landline.
A landline.
OK, boomer.
For the last time, I am not a boomer.
I am Generation X. We are the coolest generation.
We know how to give change without a computer.
We use paper.
We are analog.
We are the last golden generation.
Don't call me boomer.
I hate that.
Uncle Marian is a boomer.
Thank you.
OK, moratorium.
Back to basics, life, freedom.
This is George Orwell.
We're just staring into robots.
Oh, robot, yeah.
That's the perfect word.
Can I just take my phone for, like, five seconds?
No, no, no, no, this is serious.
Fellas, please.
Our brains, is falling out of our ears.
Mine too.
Oh, are you kidding me?
You're not on the same playing field as me, OK?
I have to pay all the bills here, which is why I need to--
Could be an emergency.
You know all the bills?
Mom, you're being ridiculous.
Just look at your texts.
Mom, I'm gonna take my phone for five seconds.
I'm writing a poem.
I just want to write down one word, the word "robot."
OK?
Check your texts.
Put yourself out of your misery.
Well.
No, no, we can do this.
We can do this.
Hey, Mom, I actually need that.
I'm excited!
I'm going to buy a loom.