- Oh. I'm open!
- [Dunkey] Pass it.
- Yeah!
- [Dunkey] I got this.
I got this.
Here we go.
- Between the legs.
- [Dunkey] Get that! Get th-
Ohh! I'm on a breakaway!
Here we go
HERE WE GO! COME ON!
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
Oh-hu!
The score is now 3 to 1. We got t-
I have an idea, Sean!
[Sean] Yes, you get the assist!
[Sean] Yes, you get the assist! [Dunkey] I'm gonna break their goal.
[Sean] No he's gonna break it! [Dunkey] I'm gonna break their goal.
[Sean] He's gonna break it! [Dunkey] I'm gonna break their goal.
[Sean] He's gonna break it! [Dunkey] So they can't get any more points.
[Sean] Yes! We got it! [Dunkey] Fuck...
- [Dunkey] We're getting shot at. *laughing*
- Oh, god. I got shot! - Goddamit!
- Ok. Hold on.
- I just gotta- - [Dunkey] Wait, they're both down.
I can get another down while they're down! -No! NO!
Here we go! -Get it in!
We can win!
- Get it in!
- [Dunkey] Come on! - Get it in!
*Dunkey laughing* - Awwww fuck!
- [Dunkey] The treasure!
- [Jesse] Wait. Move!
- [Jesse] No, you're gonna break it!
- [Dunkey] There's treasure!!!
Where'd it go?
- [Jesse] Ok. It-you fucking broke it.
- [Ethan] Oh! On top, on top!
- [Dunkey] Wait.
- [Ethan] Let's just destroy this whole hut, dude.
- [Dunkey] No, you can't. Don't! Don't break the floor!
Aaand... You broke it.
You broke the treasure.
- [Ethan] I broke it?
- [Dunkey] See? When you're trying to obtain a treasure,
you have to be very careful on how you extract it.
You can't break the floor that the chest is on.
Otherwise, this will cause the treasure chest to disappear.
You have to be very precise.
- Oh!
- OH!
- OH!!!
*laughing*
*laughing* *rocket noises*
NO! - No!
*laughing*
- [Woa] The monk.
The killer is in the room with us...
- [Dunkey] *GASP*
I found 'em.
I got 'em!
You're dumb as hell, boy.
*laughs* You can't beat me. I got the machine gun, here.
Take all the C4.
Bye, bye!
*Explosions*
*laughing*
- [Woa] Ready, guys?
- [Woa] Three, two... - [Jesse] Your guy doesn't-
- [Woa] ONE
Go!
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
*Small chuckle*
- [Jesse] Little late there, Jason. *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
- [Dunkey] Okay, guys.
When the enemy team comes in this house...
They'll think I'm just a normal bush.
But, really. It's me the whole time.
That's when I'll shoot them-
- [Leah] Would you say that-that will be an...
🌳"AM-BUSH"🌳?
...
I'm uninstalling this game-
- [Ethan] So, if you see someone with this John wick outfit, that means they're level 100.
- [Dunkey] Oo! There's a dumb guy going for the treasure.
I got em-
Oh, Fuck! It's John Wick!
It's John Wick!
- [Dunkey] Noo!
- [Ethan] Ohh! It was a fucking John Wick!
- He's rocket riding.
- [Dunkey] What the fuck?
*screaming*
- [Dunkey] Fucking John Wicks!
- Right there, in the middle of a deadly electrical storm.
- [Dunkey] Don't worry. I'll hop into this lake
This is safest place to be during an electrical storm.
*Thunderstorm and Rain Sounds*
- [Fluppy] There's people, uh...North-
"North-right",
across the road.
- Yeah.
- Did you just say north-right?
*dunkey laughing*
- No?
*giggling*
- What? Are you okay?
"North-right". [x3]
- He did said "North-right"
*dunkey laughing*
- [Fluppy] I said "to our right".
"North-right". [x3]
- [Dunkey] I mean, I got it recorded. We can just check the-
- [Fluppy] Yeah.
- [Dunkey] check the video.
- [Fluppy] Oh, I didn't, but Ok.
"North-right"
- [Dunkey] Oh, it's simple really!
Uh?-
Just have to watch out for the bullet drop.
You know, wind's strength and direction,
and you also have to account for the um, "Coriolis effect", of course
and then, uh... - Right down that guy.
- [Dunkey] Yeah, and then, hopefully somebody else in your team will shoot 'em,
cuz fucking sniper rifle sucks dick!
Look at how much health this thing has!
You guys know why that is, right?
That's where they're hiding the treasure of FORTNITE.
Good work, guys! Come on!
We almost got this!
Bring it home!
- [Dunkey] Sean.
Don't be dumb.
Ok. Wait, wait, wait, wa, wait.
*laughing*
Gather around, men.
This is the moment we've been waiting for...
We've sacrificed everything to get to this point...
Gentlemen...
Behold!
The GALAXY gun!
*pop*
Maybe, it's in this truck
maybe, it's in this semi truck-.
- Oh, that was so close.
- [Dunkey] Oo! - Oh, one of them then shoots ahead.
- [Dunkey] OO!
- Then, one.
- [Dunkey] OH-HO-HO - Kill them.
- [Dunkey] I've kill them with the shitty sniper rifle!
- [Fluppy] Come on! Come on! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Turn around!
- [Dunkey] I got you!
- [Fluppy] Oh, thank you!
- [Dunkey] Don't worry!
We're gonna make it out of here, soldier!
- [Fluppy] Oh my god.
- [Dunkey] Get-
FUCK!
- NO! *laughing* - [Fluppy] HOLY-
- [Dunkey] Come on, guys.
Everybody hide in the attic!
- [Leah] This is lame...
- [Dunkey] No. *Leah laughing*
No, no, no. Guys, this is fun! Trust me!
- [Tehnigion] This is definitely really cool and this is how you win.
*Leah laughing*
- [Tehnigion] Oh, wo-! How are you guys doing?
- [Leah] Tired and bored...
- [Tehnigion] Yeah-uh, pretty exhilarating right?
- Holy shit!
- [Dunkey] See? That's how to win!
Ahh fuck!!!
You stupid asshole!
You've only shown me where the treasure is!
*laughing*
Should have stayed in attic.
*Fluppy/Jesse/Dei laughs because I have no fucking clue*
Fuck this game!
[Outro] ♪ "Felyne Kitchen Theme" from the Monster Hunter OST ♪