Hello, everyone.
I'm Ian Hecox, and I'm here with--
Mari Takahashi.
Shayne Topp.
Courtney Miller.
Damien Haas.
And we are
Smosh.
These two teams are going to be debating some of the internet's
most hottest questions.
Ooh.
At the end of each round, I will be determining
who had the strongest argument.
This is
debate club.
Do you wash your legs in the shower?
Absolutely not.
The water is working for you as it washes down your body.
Even the shampoo and the body wash on your armpits
is washing down and carrying the dirt off your legs,
down the drain where it should be.
Yeah, that's exactly how it works in the environment.
Rain comes down and washes everything.
Is there also a little man that comes down from the clouds
and scrubs every little piece of dirt off the ground?
Mm-mm-mm.
No.
It just sort of happens.
Shayne, Mari, take it away.
Correct.
Well, what these disgusting people have failed to mention
is dirt that doesn't come off that easily, and also
that the dirt that's coming off from your armpits
and everything is just trailing down past your legs.
Some of that's going to get stuck especially
if you have hairy legs.
I'm not saying whether they do or not, but--
I do.
I'm sure they both do.
Where does it end?
Should you then only scrub just your shoulders
and let the rest of the soapy w--
like why is it just the legs?
Why do you think that it's OK--
Good point.
You're sure that isn't--
Yes.
Doing that--
Yeah.
Good point.
You wash the sternum, and it's the core of your body
And everything else washes down.
And everything else goes down.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
While you're at it, why don't you
just swig some mouthwash and spit on your chest.
[INAUDIBLE] everything.
That's what I call a special bath,
and I do it when I'm very busy.
Even your cats are like, what are you doing?
We all scrub our legs, right?
Yeah, wash your legs, everyone.
Once a week.
Once a week?
Really.
Once a week.
No.
It's called the--
Is this real?
Special leg day and I--
It's leg day?
It's a leg day just in the shower.
So I'm just going to have to give it to you guys over here.
Ice cream.
Bite or lick?
This is simple.
You know, if you have an ice cream,
you are against time and the weather and heat.
And with global warming actually being a very real thing,
our ice cream is also melting a lot faster,
and if you think that you can keep up with just licking,
you're wrong.
You can't.
You have to bite into that ice cream, take it by the reins,
and actually have that in your mouth.
What kind of psychopath spoonfuls some ice cream
and then licks the ice cream off their spoon.
Are you biting the spoon?
Yes, you put-- you go--
I need to--
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Courtney and Damien, you may proceed.
As someone who loves the environs,
if you're licking an ice cream, you're going to get some drips.
You're going to get some melts.
Think about all the bugs on the ground that are
starving each and every day.
They need those little shreds, the little ice cream shredlins,
and they deserve it.
Courtney, take it away.
Also, slow your roll, my guy.
Slow down.
Lick the ice cream so that your digestive system
can keep up with you.
Biting ice cream, your digestive system's going to be like,
oh, whoa, whoa, not so fast.
Yeah.
I never thought about the speediness of eating ice cream,
especially given our current climate crisis,
and because of that, I might have
to start biting my ice cream more often.
I'm going to have to give it to my bite boys.
Aw.
Thank you.
Bite boys.
All right, bite boys.
Thank you, Ian.
Thank you so much.
Is a Cheeto a chip?
Yes, of course it's a chip, Ian.
It's on the chips aisle.
And also, chips are you know determined different things
in different countries.
You know, we call them fries here,
but they're chips in England.
Emotionally, physically a chip.
Absolutely.
Yes.
It's a puff, bro, OK?
Chip is defined as a piece that is broken off
of something else.
Potato chips are chips off of a potato.
Cheese chips is-- look, there's a big old cheese plant
that we're just lopping off chips of cheese.
I think you really knocked on something.
I think you've solved a lot of arguments with that argument,
and I will certainly give you guys that point.
Wow.
Yes, thank you.
Wow, try going to a grocery store
and ask for the puffs aisle.
Yeah, exactly.
I bet no one will know what you're talking about
That'd be the best aisle.
You're making the world a more difficult place.
Well, the aisle says chips and snacks, so--
Oh.
What?
Interesting.
No.
Yeah.
It does.
So they qualify as a snack, so that argument was kind of--
You know who else is a snack?
Ellen.
Oh, dang.
That's a snack.
Get out of here.
That is a meal.
That is a snack.
Guys, let us know in the comments down below.
who you think won, because apparently they don't agree.
They need a decision made.
Numbers.
All right.
Everyone be nice.
Be nice.
Line up for high fives.
You know, like the old soccer games do it.
Yeah, right.
Good game.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
You're totally wrong.
Completely wrong.
You got some.
Good game.
You're real dumb.
Your legs smell.
You're real dumb.
Good game.
Good game, Mari?
Good game.
Dumb as hell.
Good game.
Wee!
Good game.
[LAUGHTER]