The Lord has told me personally.
Yea, for I walk with the Lord. Amen.
He said, "Larry, you and your flock shall see the Promised Land.
"But only if you first destroy the twin evils...
"of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home. "
Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. Anything to eat?
Now, my friends, occasionally we get a letter from a viewer that says:
"Now, the only reason Reverend Larry comes on your television set...
"is because he wants your money. " And you know what?
They're right.
I do want your money, because God wants your money.
So, I want you to go out and mortgage that home...
and sell that car, and send me your money. You don't need that car.
Put it on a plate, Son. You'll enjoy it more.
Couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom.
This is swell.
Dad?
Hey, Dad?
What is it, Son?
Do you remember...
that you once told me, a long time ago...
Well, not too long ago, but...
that you told me that you'd give me $1,000 to go to Europe if I finished school?
Well, you know something? You were right...
about finishing school. That's what I'd like to do.
But I wanna know if I can have the money first.
Like now.
You know, I really love you, Dad. I've always loved you. You, too, Mom.
What do you say?
I don't have it anymore.
What?
(Mom) Your father gave all our extra money
to the Reverend's telethon, Otto.
We're sending Bibles to El Salvador.
Well, what about me?
(Dad) You're on the honor roll of the Chariots of Fire.
Same as us, Otto.
It was a gift from all of us, jointly.