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Alright.
So, Gavin was actually coming over
I hear a knock at the door
I'm like "That's Gavin!" he should be here
So I see some dude standing there that I don't know, right?
And i'm like "alright"
So I open the door
And he's like "Oh hey I live in this apartment like down the hall or whatever"
I'm like "Okay"
And he's like freaking out
He's like shaking his hands and shit
and he's like "Uh there's... there's somebody in my apartment"
"There's like guys in my apartment"
And I'm like "What? wait what the hell is going on?"
And he's like "Oh can you...call..call the police?"
"There's people in my apartment and they have gasoline"
And I'm like "Hang on"
So I go inside and get my phone
I come out and I'm like
"I'm not gonna do shit but you can call them if you want to"
"Here you go"
Calls 911 right?
And I'm just standing there
And Lindsay is like behind me and she's like "What's going on?
I'm like "Stay inside the house, cause this guy is like kinda weird"
So he gets the operator and he's talking to him
And he's like you know, talking normal enough
Like "Oh yea there's these guys in my apartment"
'What are they doing?"
And he was like
"Well there's like five or six of them"
"And uh..they're destroying my couch"
"And I'm pretty sure they're trying to build a spaceship".
And I'm like "Aw fuck!"
They were like "You know, describe them or whatever"
And he's like "There's a couple of guys blah-blah-blah"
And he's like "And one of them, he's got no body!"
And then I'm like standing there and he goes
"Yea I thought it was pretty weird too".
And I'm like "This guy is fucking crazy"
So I play it cool like
"Hah dude, you know what I mean, it's like fucking no bodies right?"
Within like a minute or two
I see the lights show up and I'm like
"Thank fucking Christ"
So he's talking to like the firemen
And like four of them go with him
And I grab like the one guy and I'm like
"You know um so, this guy is fucking crazy"
'He was talking about people not having bodies".
And the guy is like
"Yea we heard that over the radio"
And uh
And this is when Gavin shows up and he's like
"What the fuck is going on?"
I'm like "Get inside! Get inside! Get inside now!"