*claps*
Good morning everyone,
- welcome to—*coughing* - Mm-mmm!
Another episode of...
"Snow in Chicago".
We are gonna review more memes, yes.
- Why don't we just... - Get into it?
Why don't we just...
Chica-go get 'em!
First one, here we go!
Oh I don't like to look of this already. Jazz.
"Plays wrong note on instrument." *laughs*
Yeah!
That's right guys, that's the secret to jazzing it up.
*crappy jazz*
Just play wrong notes. *laughs*
But technically there's no right notes in jazz...right?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Aiya!
Okay.
"Petition to make upvotes and downvotes
upbows and downbows".
Ohh!
Yes!
Is that possible?
(both) MmmmmmMMMmmm.
- How? Can we—can we do it? - MmmmmmMMMmmm.
"This is gonna be so confusing."
"Except for two things."
"The reverse actually looks like what they're representing."
"Everyone likes downbows. No one likes upbows."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Do you like down or upbow?
Downbow has more power, upbow has more...flair.
*snickers*
"Why sudden interest in violin?"
"I don't know I just want to."
"What anime character plays—"
That is so true, though.
As a kid, I liked watching anime about soccer.
- And then I was like, "Mom! I wanna play soccer!" - Yeahhh!
- And play for like 2 weeks. - And tennis.
And then like "Prince of Tennis", I was like,
"Yeah mom, I wanna play tennis!"
"I started playing because of them."
- Awww. -Thank you!
A lot of people started playing because of us, apparently.
We're very grateful.
Keep it up, keep practicing, makes you smarter.
Yeah, yeah.
"Is this England?" *snickers*
I'm gonna get so much crap for this.
Argh, I saw it coming from a mile away, guys!
*sings to "La donna è mobile"* It's because...it's because...!
- Arghhhhhhh!!!! - Is this England?
It's in Europe! It's all the same!
I mean, I didn't say that—
Ahh! I'm digging a hole! Argh!
Oh man, all the comments in that video were just like,
"Brett...
I really like you, but I just can't.
I'm so disappointed."
We're on the tenth floor right now. *snickers*
- Don't do it, Brett, don't do it. - Goodbye guys.
Don't do it Brett, don't do it!
*shriek*
"Eddy: plays the most Italian song of all time".
"England!!!" *snickers*
*laughs*
That's alright guys, I'm gonna make a new channel.
It's gonna call "B-series"." B-series" taking on the world!
"TwoSetter starter pack:
"Ling Ling can do it better."
"I N T E R E S T I N G"
"Makes memes instead of practicing 40 hours a day."
"Violas are s***." *snickers*
"If you can play it slow, you can play it fast."
That's pretty much the gist of it.
Yeah. Guys if you're new to this channel,
What not a better place than to start here.
"Ling Ling can do all of the above while playing the solo."
"Clapping at the end of the song."
"Clapping between the movements."
"Clapping during the..."
- What...? ...Suras? - Ce...sure...ras...?
"Caesura, or Cae-suu-ra."
"Clapping during the rests."
"Clapping along with the song's rhythm."
*laughs* "Clapping on beats 1 and 3 during a jazz concert."
*laughs*
*clapping and singing along crappy jazz*
"I'm a sneaky Fox. Sneaked in your house."
"Set on your couch. Ate your pasta."
"Looks at Ling Ling subreddit instead of practicing."
When I was a little kid, I had a pet.
- What animal would you be? - Like, not a pet. Like a plushie.
And it was a fox.
You know what I had?
What?
Sailor Moon.
- What...like, Barbie dolls? - Yeah.
- Dude, that's... - No, not Barbie dolls.... *laughs*
No, it's like cut paper...like figurines.
- That sounds even more nasty. - Yeah.
"I hate how it switches to present tense."
I rate this meme a...
Present tense out of 10.
Oh!!!
Did 40 hours?!
We met her at the Chicago concert, and she was like...
"I'm the 40 hours subreddit girl, and I did the 40 hours."
"It's up! So you gotta check it out."
- "You still have round eyes." *laughs* - "Try harder." *laughs*
Where is it? Where is the, um...video?
"Guys I just met them in Chicago, I'm shaking violently!"
Yes! But elf_munchkin,
where's the video of you practicing 40 hours...!
- Oh wait, video in the making, good. - Okay, okay.
- Sorry, we didn't read. - We'll look...we'll look forward to that.
"And finally, we have the violin-type controls,
which you only use with the violin and cello.
- AhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh... - 'Cause violas are shi...
"Merch suggestion:
Always be yourself, unless you can be Ling Ling,
then always be Ling Ling." *snickers*
*chuckles*
That's right.
Speaking of merch, guys,
"If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly."
- It'll be back in stock... - Sometime.
Yeah. *laughs*
"So this is what Mr. Sacrilegious was playing."
Yeah, he killed the bumblebee.
That's why bees are dying in today's world 'cause...
Dammit, Ben Lee!
Responsible for global warming... *snickers*
I'm so triggered. I can play 15 notes a second.
"Ling Ling's mom when he wins the Menuhin Competition."
"Ling Ling's mom when he comes second in the Menuhin Competition."
What...? *laughs*
Ohhh!!!
But Ling Ling never comes second, so it's okay.
The day Ling Ling comes second's like the day...
...Jurassic Park comes in. You're dead.
Oh, yeah, it comes alive, right?
*dinosaur roar*
"Fastest marimbist in the world—BBC news."
*chuckles*
Wow.
*laughs*
- The way he ended is just like... - He's just like...
"I killed so many bees."
It's alright, I think I counted exactly 15 notes a second.
"Is that an 18 million dollar marimba covered in gold?"
*claps* "It's the only way to properly play fast, after all."
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
"If this post gets 100 upvotes,
I'll play Paganini Caprice 24 on the electric kazoo."
What is that?
Well, you got 335, so let's look for it.
- Alright, we'll need to make some ground rules for our subreddit. - Yes.
If–if you want to...
Play something and get attention for it, you better do it
and make your video.
Because we clearly...
Keep up to our promises.
Yeah, we don't keep up to our promises.
What was it...?
"Once we hit 500,000 subs, we'll um...do a livestream."
Okay, yeah...we'll get to that, guys.
Okay, you know what's gonna happen?
We'll do 2 livestreams when we hit a million subs! *laughs*
Yeah that's right! Two for the bargain of one!
Alright, it'll be longer and better.
- So smash the subscribe button. - Uhh!
And then we'll see you guys there
at the million dollar mark.
"Top definition of 'Violist':
Superior musician who plays the viola and
as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society
despite the current lack of respect."
That's what the Viola King wrote.
And like...the Viola King's just like...
- On the laptop. - Yeah...the Viola King's an internet troll.
- Yeah. - Wishing to be Ling Ling.
Would you vote for a violist...
as the supreme leader of society?
I mean...
Mmm.
- Nah. - Nah.
"When everybody thinks you a playa...
When [everybody] thinks you playa
but you really just a violin player."
Dude.
Dude...you alright? *laughs*
That's a bit too much.
The hickey I understand, but...
I don't know [about] these two.
It looks like a skin infection.
"That's what a shoulder rest is for...tho..." *laughs*
We're gonna get copystrike by Alinity,
so you can't say that word.
Yeah, can't, yeah.
- "I'm not Ling Ling." - "I'm going to practice today and not just play through
the fun parts...
And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself."
Ding.
"ABC Mouse Viola Propaganda."
"The letter 'e' ".
Oh no..."That's not E.".
*snickers*
OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHHH
Guys, don't assume the clef...
- Yeah. - 2018, you should never assume the... *laughs*
Let's make a clef.
It's gonna be called Ling Ling.
The Ling Ling clef.
The Ling Ling clef!
Play whatever you want,
but make sure you play it right and in tune.
And with that said...
Yeah... *laughs*
Smash the subscribe button,
thank you so much for watching.
Keep the reddit stuff up.
Oh there's one more.
"When a non-musician watches a TwoSet video and say...
And Brett says 'Ling Ling practice 40 hours a day!' "
*sings "X-files" theme*
*chuckles*
That's so true, we always get emails being like,
- "Hey, we're new to your channel! 'Scuse me..." - Who's Ling Ling...
- Yeah, who's Ling... - And then everyone in the comments...
"Excuse me, I'm new here, who's Ling Ling?"
And there are people going...
"You do not understand."
Yeah.
*laughs* "You're not worthy of Ling Ling."
(both) Mm-hmm.
All you have to do is practice.
That is the secret to success. *cough*
And success...and getting closer to Ling Ling.
Goodbye.
See you guys soon. *gasp*
One more.
One last one.
Coz it looks funny.
"Who would win?"
"One snappy boi, one clappy boi, one sacrilegious boi..."
*laughs*
Snappy boi...
*clears throat* *claps*
"At the end of a long practice."
"Concertmaster: Let's run through that one more time."
*laughs*
That is...true. *coughs*
There should be an international law.
When everything's finished, you do not say...
*sigh*
"You gotta do it one more time", alright?
This is exactly what happens.
Look at all those poor Pikachus.
They just want to go home and rest
and practice their own parts.
*chuckles* Like, come on.
Alright, that's...
Smash the subscribe button.
Yeah...! Alright...