Hey! My name is Simone Giertz, and I build robots.
It is something called the "wake-up machine".
Ow!
♪ Grab 'em by the pussy
♪ and it'll slap you in the... ♪♪
I'm not sure it has been cleaned, though.
♪ This pussy grabs back! ♪♪
Oh wow, thank you.
But, no no no, don't use your hands.
Okay they're pretty shitty. Like, I build shitty robots.
It's on purpose. Some of them are
shittier than others, though.
Fuck, that joke's a low-hanging fruit.
I also do random stuff like working on becoming an astronaut.
(Simone): That was intense. (Person): That's just the average ride. (Simone): Really? Okay.
I feel like fucking Pacman.
Building stuff for Tested.Com.
Nope, you gotta go faster. Oh my goodness.
And cuss, a lot.
Fuck you.
[retches]
Dickhead.
Fuck me.
Fuck this robot.
Yuck!
What I don't understand, is why people have fake nails.
How the fuck do you scratch your butt?
There are kid-friendly versions of my
videos on Goldie Blox's channel,
but you should check out the non kid-friendly
versions first, because (it) has a lot of dick jokes.
If you're into dick jokes.
If even this shitty robot can subscribe, then so can you.
Ow
I made you! You're supposed t-