I don't care who owns this school.
I have a perfect GPA and I'm going to keep it that way.
The entire concept of ownership is
an unnatural construct forced on us by colonizers.
All right, everybody, stop thinking.
Not a problem.
[sniffing]
Is that reading I smell? Gross.
Now, I don't know what we were supposed
to do in class today.
Take a test on the Battle of Bunker-
[razzing]
[laughing]
You were all thinking it.
Hey. What did I just say about thinking?
Oh, oh, you, uh, said, "Okay, everybody stop thinking."
Then you smacked my book and you made a farting sound,
like this. [razzing]
Yeah. Very good.
That's an A plus stinky supreme deluxe.
I've never gotten one of those before.
Well, that's cause you've never been
to Mitch school before.
What, is Mitch school?
Well, why show ya when I can... show ya?
All right, now, who is the dumbest kid in class?
Oh, me, me. It's me.
Oh, well, congratulations, you big dummy.
You just graduated.
Really?
Yeah, you did. Now get out of here.
Go take on the world and get yourself a J.U.B.
Bose is absolutely not ready to graduate.
You know, that is exactly what the teachers told me
for nine years.
You went to the school for nine years?
Yeah. It's the worst ten years of my life.
Which is why I bought the school.
So you little puppers don't have to suffer like me.
That's a surprisingly empathetic response.
Empathetic? There will be no fancy brain words here
at Mitch School. And from now on,
the wrong answers are the right answers.
Pop quiz hotshot. What's two plus two?
D... doody poopy fart noise.
Yeah, it is. All right! Here at Mitch School,
every time someone gets the wrong answer,
chicken nuggets will rain down from the sky.
[cheering]
There'll be brightly colored soda in the water fountain.
- Doohickey. - Doohickey, chef.
- Thingamabob. - Thingamabob, chef.
Snoozlestomps.
Snoozlestomps, chef, and I don't get
why I gotta say, "chef" every time I hand you something.
It's a sign of respect
which you owe me for leaving me in that cell for two weeks.
- Yeah, but- - I ate my own boogers
to survive just so I could steal these blueprints.
So help me build it.
Thought they said they had a meal service in there.
Yeah, but everything had cilantro in it
- and I'm a super... taster. - Super taster, right.
Yeah. No, boogers were your only option. Sure.
Why we even building this thing?
Because I want to find out what they were up to.
They're not up to anything. They're stupid
and... probably ugly. Unlike me, right, Schwoz?
Come on, man, it's been like ten minutes
since somebody gave me a compliment.
Hey!
Mika go home. School good.
You sound different.
Okay.
[babbling]
Yeah. Um, where is everybody else?
Behind you.
[chuckles]
You said, "Behind".
[chuckles] Behind.
Behind does also mean butt
but why are you all acting so strange?
[chuckles] You said, "Butt but".
[alarm blaring]
Sorry I'm late.
My assistant messed up my calendar,
and I went to the wrong restaurant
for my lunch meeting.
What in the holy name of Tom Selleck's mustache
is going on around here?
Did you not hear? I graduated.
No, I did not.
Yeah, I already got a job.
Six figures, benefits out the wazoo.
Don't see my family much anymore.
Wazoo. Wazoo.
[alarm blaring]
Whoa. All right, that's an emergency call.
So we're gonna have to unpack whatever this is later.
Unpack. [chuckles]
Oh, my God. Let's just chew this thing
and do this thing.
He said, "Do".
What was the joke here, guys?
Cause I'd really like to be part of this bit, but honestly,
I don't get it.
[chuckles]
Hey, Chapa. Gum balls.
[giggling]
Hey, Ray. I just hit you with my gum ball.
[giggling]
This just in. We're being robbed.
By a man with a cactus.
Stop newsing and give me all your cash.
Do you accept credit cards?
Of course I do. I'm a modern criminal.
It's just going to ask you one final question there.
Is this screen asking me to tip you?
Well, whatever you think is fair.
Coming at you live. It's the Fabulous five.
Where are the other three?
I think they're confused by the door.
Uh, pull it.
- No, push. - You gotta jiggle it.
She said, "Jiggle".
Looks like several members of Danger Force are having
trouble getting through a simple door.
Come here.
I am [unintelligible]
You guys are late. We already got him.
Oh, no. So he, like, got you?
Looks like a classic miscommunication here.
Hopefully this gets cleared up soon.
I'll save you.
[giggling]
Slight misfire there.
But see how they recover.
Please stop helping.
Shout Out help!
Thanks again for your generosity.
Ow!
Ah!