[music playing]
Hot Mess
[birds chirping]
[deep breathing]
Greetings, everyone.
- I'm Christian. - And I'm Nicole.
Today on
With a cleansing day at the spa and a little bit of a makeover.
We'll be asking some personal questions.
Whoever knows less gets the mess.
Let's do it.
[siren blaring]
Alright, our first round is Chuck It Bucket.
Chuck It Bucket
Anything we see on this table,
we'll find in the buckets behind us.
Let's take a look at what we got here.
We got some, uh, got some cucumbers.
Look like a little bit of a mud mask.
That's- That's straight mud.
Over here, we have some actual mud.
Don't tell me that's a carrot. [mooing]
It's a carrot.
[music playing]
You ready for all this mud?
There's like a thousand carats in there.
- You think you know me? - Christian, do you think
you know me better than I know you?
Yeah.
- No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah.
First question.
What's Christian's favorite way to treat himself?
A: Get good food B: Take a bubble bath
C: Get a massage and D: Get a Mani or a pedi
I already know it. [laughing]
It's A: Get good food.
Ah.
It is.
- You ready for all this mud? - It's a little heavy, huh?
[laughing]
Okay. Okay.
Oh, my. Uh.
[groaning]
- Oh, my God. - It's in my mouth. Ooh.
- That's disgusting. - Yes, I know you...
That's disgusting.
...better than you know yourself.
That's disgusting.
This- This was not what I was expecting
when you said we're having a spa day.
[laughing]
Alright, next question.
What is Nicole's favorite way to relax?
Getting a massage, shopping, yoga or hot tub?
[laughing] I don't think he knows.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna go with hot tub.
Yeah! [laughing]
Let me get my bucket here. Oh, let me get my bucket here.
[laughing]
You had to start with the cucumbers?
Christian!
Relaxing, huh?
[siren blaring]
Alright and for our next round, we've got
The Mess Blaster.
Of course, we couldn't have a spa day
without some smoothies so let's do a taste test.
First we have these, like green ones.
A little green machine going on.
- You know like-- - Oh, it's actually pretty good.
You like it?
What are you thinking?
- Like some blueberries maybe. - Yeah, maybe blueberry.
- Yeah. - I love this.
- Try the strawberry. - Ooh, yummy.
- You know, I like strawberry. - Yeah, me too.
I'm not even gonna use a straw.
[puking]
It's not strawberry.
I-I think it was salmon.
Oh, it was salmon.
- Last one. - This looks like concrete.
What is that?
I like it. It's like a charcoal smoothie.
Charcoals, I've never had a charcoal smoothie.
- Cheers. - To our health.
First question. What's one sound that makes Christian rage?
A: Knuckles cracking B: Babies crying
C: Forks on a plate and D: Kittens purring
I hope I'm right.
I'm gonna go with forks on a plate.
Ready to get blasted? [laughing]
That's so intimidating.
[laughing] Alright, where's the trigger?
[chuckles]
Oh, my g--
[laughing]
What is this?
- Nice smoothie. - Alright, next question.
What one sound that makes Nicole rage?
Open mouth chewing... [laughing]
nails on a chalkboard,
Christian's ringtones... [dinging]
or Christian's voice?
It better not be Christian's voice.
I don't wanna get blasted again.
[laughing]
Nails on a chalkboard.
[buzzing]
Oh... my.
I put your voice.
You put my voice?
Great I get to get blasted again.
"Great I get to get blasted again."
Okay, my voice is not annoying.
"My voice is not annoying."
That- that is not how I walk or talk.
Well, one salmon smoothie coming right up.
No, no, I got--
[dolphin clicking]
Strawberry.
[laughing] Oh.
[siren blaring]
Next round is called the Mystery Balloons.
Mystery Balloons
Whatever we find on this table
will be in those balloons up above our heads.
Now, it's time to do some hair care.
- See what I got under here. - Alright.
- Oh. - Alright, so we got some, uh,
- Raw eggs. - Raw eggs.
I've got an egg yolk and--
- What is this? - It's mayo.
- Okay. Alright. - Let's put some in your hair.
Yeah, I think that'll be better.
No, what about some- some milk though.
Oh, that's a good hair--
[gasping]
Let's see what I have in mine.
- Ooh, I like this. - Is that an avocado?
[chuckles] And...
- Oh, it's a little... - Like oatmeal maybe.
Let's get to our next question.
If Christian could bring back any hair trend,
what would it be?
A: Emo bangs B: Frosted tips
[laughing]
C: Mullets Or D: The man bun?
I don't think you're gonna get this one.
Wait, you were talking about mullets the other day.
I'm going with mullets.
[bells ringing]
[groaning]
[laughing] And...
Oh, my gosh.
Next question.
If Nicole could bring back any fashion trend,
what would it be?
Bell bottoms, mini skirts,
platform shoes and trucker hats.
Do you even know like any of these?
Bell- I don't know what bell bottoms are.
Platform sh-- Oh, man. Uh.
I'm gonna go with bell bottoms.
[laughing, buzzing]
Things are hard questions.
Okay, yeah, I-I can give him that.
- Switch? - Yep. What was it?
The correct answer was mini skirt.
You did say you kinda wanted avocados so... enjoy.
[music playing]
[groaning]
- I smell like guacamole. - Where are the chips?
[siren blaring]
Time for our next round.
The Giant Fan
We did our hair mask, our healthy smoothies.
Now we gotta figure out a good look.
Gotcha. Alright we got some cloth right here.
- Okay. Oh. - We got some dyes on your left.
Yeah.
I like this color.
First question.
If Nicole could get rid of one thing from your closet,
what would it be?
His dirty socks with holes in them,
his smelly beanie,
his gross pajama shirts,
his old leather jacket?
I'm gonna go with his gross pajama shirts.
- You got it. - Oh, yes!
You know what? I was rooting for you on that one.
Thank you. It's- it's time for the fan though.
Oh, gosh.
Here's what happens to people who talk trash
about my very nice pajama shirts.
Oh, my gosh.
Cold?
- Yeah! - Yeah?
[music playing]
How do you like your new look?
I am very ready for fall.
You're looking better than ever.
Next question. What is Christian's grossest habit?
We have A: Biting his nails,
B: Leaving hair in the shower,
Eww.
C: Snoring,
Or D: His stinky shoes?
You're gonna get the fan.
Wait a minute.
Don't you have a spray for your shoes,
to like keep them intact?
What? I don't know nothing.
His stinky shoes.
[buzzing] Eh.
I'm wrong?!
- Let's get the fan! - No!
- Yeah! - No. Wait, I was doing so good.
[music playing]
[laughing]
Do I look pretty?
You're my masterpiece.
[siren blaring]
Alright then, it's slime time.
Slime
I-I kinda actually want to do slime.
I know, it's cool.
Okay, first question.
If Christian could spend a day at the spa
with any Nick character, who would it be?
Options are A: SpongeBob
B: Lincoln Loud C: Clyde McBride
or D: Squidward
Christian's favorite childhood show is
so... SpongeBob.
It's SpongeBob.
Ooh. Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
[laughing] It's still going.
[music playing]
- That was fun. - Wow.
If Nicole could spend a day at the spa
with any Nick character, who would it be?
Korra from
Cat from
Ah, it's gotta be...
You'd probably go with Cat from
- Yeah. - Oh.
Oh, my God.
[music playing]
How's it feel?
- Slimy? - Slimy.
[laughing]
Meet in the middle.
I'm the winner.
Winner!
So I get this really cute compact trophy.
[music playing]
Which means the
So he gets an instant makeover.
Wait. What?
[gasping]
[laughing] Aww.
[both] Good game.
[squeaking, clucking]
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Bye.