ladies lady me jacksepticeye and welcome
back to tabs tabs deserves a special
kind of energy you can't just play tabs
the way it normally is you have to rise
to the occasion that that look as cool
as it felt I want to try out the spooky
one this time there's so many pirate
levels and Renaissance levels and all
that kind of jazz but I want to see some
spooks I want to gets scared I haven't
even seen the spooky units yet so I'm
very excited what do we have what what
are you are there ghosty gobbly [ __ ] s'
I know I thought what a Costa Coffee
cookies ah man this levels [ __ ]
awesome all the scary pumpkins are the
big moon hell yeah I love this this is
cool I can't use the spooky units though
damn what am I supposed to do that let's
hit it one captain hasn't done anything
else and three of those perfect let's
see how they manage are they crumble
into bits that's so awesome
get him get him captain mess em up bones
flying everywhere that's so cool
oh they're actually oh god they're
actually stronger than they know okay
just spin in a circle spin in a circle
wipe them out you can do it there's
nothing to play the ball is left oh my
God he's actually doing it yes yes get
him captain oh my god he kicked them
they [ __ ] heated him that was awesome
this kids is why you need to drink milk
get your calcium and get your bones
strong otherwise captain's gonna kick
the manichaean to pieces oh Lord
they really opened their game in these
later levels no I'm in the middle
surrounded by everybody at da Vinci tank
what what the hell
really that's so cool start [ __ ] yes
oh you're not gonna set a chance against
this thing [ __ ] yeah
okay I lost just said to one place this
go anywhere what am I supposed to do
looks so cool though well send it in for
Valkyries who else was really good the
King is really good but these guys are
he's got a strong whatever just just
send him in let's see what happens the
Valkyries gonna take care of everything
what am i blue don't they in secret
special magic they send my guys to their
death
yes [ __ ] suck no you know why
shouldn't swear too much the last
episode of this god severely demonetised
because of swearing so Oh freaky do you
like me now YouTube ninjas
turnin inches that'll get it the ninjas
I'll get him
the ninjas always win the ninjas are
dead I think this might help the most
catears have barrels on them so their
arrows aren't going to hit them as much
yes it's your own guys come on let's get
in there against those aren't they got
not tonight you good wait you don't hear
Oh sneak attack I see what you're doing
buddy I see what you're up to
yes I like it a lot as the battle raged
on against the moonlight the King stood
against his prey folly were they but
they could not stand his might he hit
the ground for they could not stand his
might arrows flew through the sky behind
him as he clove his enemy into you got
this bro you got this Oh swing away
there bud this case still alive as well
hell yeah get a pincer maneuver Wow nice
that was awesome this guy coming up the
rear actually really helped he may not
look like much but he is the man who
saved our army what the [ __ ] are these
candle heads that'll take the guys from
Dark Souls 3 candle heads and that as
well alright candle heads vs. catapult
that's gonna work easy easy victory
simple follow them all in get him get a
mess him up
oh I don't like whatever you just threw
at me no no no no
fire fire fire for [ __ ] sake you suck
come on bomb throwers do your job
come on come on for the love of Christ
what does this even do okay I'm taking
control I'm taking control I would if I
want to finish this the way I started it
all by myself
you guys have terrible cooldowns hey
buddy boy what even happened you got hit
by a cannon
haha surprise attack attaboy Roger stick
it up in the rear you moved on from the
arrows oh no are you all set hey dad so
we fought the skeleton warriors the
archer is the candle head I'm assuming
that these are the vampires now these
are cool these are some of my favorite
units are you so cute Oh
and the dog can store midnight I kill
you I suck on your blood well why I love
them they're cute I love them very
dearly
okay what would go up against them
though what would fight back against
them vampires are weak against stakes so
I need our spear throwers oh god they
turn into bats
oh I am elated all of them that's run
run
aim for the hearts you guys coated those
in Kerala great please send me a coated
them in garlic like I told you to guys
is this a working vampire more like
vampire if you think about it archers
are really just tiny spear throwers I
think that that'll work
all right you guys are cannon fodder I'm
sorry to say it's hard to eat anything
with arrows if you don't actually shoot
any guys okay we're going to use the
church to fight back my sword is in the
shape of a cross
well it's upside down so maybe they'll
actually like that Oh get his legs
I'm gonna want to go for the heart
though that's where the majority of
their power light keep him he beated him
yes he's winning he's winning keep
healing it never stop never give up the
church will fight back against this foul
misdeed this stain upon humanity come on
come on come on there you go never doubt
the church Oh scheisse uh okay I have
5,000 that I can use so let's put a
pirate queen in our day her I can also
put a captain in and a cannon that's all
I need that's all I need for victory oh
good god that's a lot of firepower
oh Christ you can do it you can do it I
believe in you let's go over here for a
second
yep yep nice let's go over here yep hell
yeah take out these lines first ow
okay I ran out of health
oh yes oh yes everybody's dead yo y'all
get out of my way
take that and this add one of these Oh
God oh oh I'm almost dead huh okay
that's them dealt with all I have to do
is dodge this just go in a zigzag
pattern
they'll never catch up with you Oh God
look at these look at these dodging
talents you've never seen anything like
it before yeah yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] Wow you
know we need we need some blunderbusses
mining up the front lights all right I'm
taking control of this guy again does it
feel like I can do some real damage with
them J'Accuse I say J'Accuse spec to the
fiery pits of hell with you
demons I am the ultimate warrior Jesus
okay okay ah Jesus it's time for look we
as Queens gonna do it oh and I get a
special if I kill enough of them
ah I'm doing it one guy is the
distraction again he messed them up
again yes go you dastardly queen fight
for what's right
ha ha back you'd damned dirty bastards
but yes oh so good I wanted to win as I
was possessing something and I did it I
stuck to it and nailed it the battle
begins now brothers kill them oh yeah
that's right keep them all there in a
circle keep them all there in a pile for
me I'll make short work of them here we
go yeah Wow baby so foot get off me you
dank vampire get up
Oh easy mode oh wait this is gonna kill
me is it ah I was fine until then hey
I'm gonna win anyway
bring it up the rear lights right back
oh my god this is so cool looking
damn this is these are my favorite
levels so far this spooky zone I love
the colors I love the contrast I love
that it's at nighttime I love the glowy
lights look at all ooh what's that a
sword caster and then we have a Reaper
after that you're a cool he just like
send swords at you what do you want wait
to find out all right I think about to a
winning combination with these blunderer
blunderbore sees okay one like that
okay pirate queen ah crap design players
as well
ah [ __ ] okay let's see what the sword
caster starts doing but throwing
throwing swords oh my god that's so cool
okay get in take control oh I'm full of
sorts ow
yes these blunderbuss boys are the best
Oh where'd your swords get you know the
[ __ ] well they did a lot of damage
alright so we've guys our own menacing
enemies all around us which way to be
turned this way this way this way this
way
it doesn't matter they're all around us
they're gonna fight back what we need to
do and get our brunner [ __ ] back in
the right place this is all we need a
ton of blunderbuss boys and then one
Queen in the middle this is going to
work the battle rages fire and brimstone
all around take control of Queen that's
not the Queen this will do anyway come
on come on good hard hit moving target
isn't it Oh first-person shooter mode
nice got one go blunderbuss ease
blunderbuss squad for life oh my god I
think we are destroying them not the
swords and all my boys
never fear lads blunderbusses
are the key to victory god you're so
covered in swords - look at this guy
holy [ __ ] you're so cool these are the
best characters in the game that's
[ __ ] bad-ass oh can you stand up
against like the moon and look all
awesome okay what are we use against
them oh blunderbusses hell yeah brother
bosses and two queens i don't know what
the reaper does though does he
he probably just killed things oh my god
oh my god oh my god he's floating them
around gasps me that's so creepy what's
so awesome shoot him I will be the one
to kill him oh [ __ ] this stalls my thing
oh oh oh oh god that's so badass go
straight for the Reaper cease didn't
fear the reaper oh my god he's so strong
holy [ __ ] oh my god that's so creepy he
is by far my favorite character ever in
this game
he just destroyed my boys throw just
hanging off covered in swords and
everything did we get close oh god no
one King surrounded by healers there's
only one way to deal with this evil and
that's for the church to rise back up as
an Irishman as a great Irish Catholic
boy it doesn't go to church anymore
I know that the church's power can
overcome all obstacles there you go the
power of Jesus the power of God an anime
on your site okay yes it's working it's
working God he's still [ __ ] sucks
though Jesus holy ter tolas what can
fight against such evil
what can fight back maybe some blue and
archers will do the job I need I need
people to start taking out the easy
enemy so the big guys can just focus on
the big bag like this like this here we
go god I can't even get close to him
come on
yeah yeah
God Almighty we're supposed to do there
is no defeating does evil da Vinci tank
surrounded by healers there you go
this'll do it for sure
cut the DaVinci tank even move I don't
think it can just keep press his face
are you just holding did he get up I
think I got him what there was nothing
left it was just him I you [ __ ]
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da Vinci tank come kill the Reaper god
[ __ ] damn I got so close that one
time I'm not giving up on this strategy
this is it the giant hat will win I am
determined for this thing to bloody kill
everything look at it go majestic firing
balls of fiery fury everywhere
don't let the vampires pass though there
you go block that bridge oh come on
[ __ ] men how I'm determined I'm just
trying to beat this bastard
what else can I use okay da Vinci tank
bring up the rear okay guy
I also need who else is strong
I got him I got him I got him who's left
yeah baby I don't even know who is left
oh da Vinci you mad scientist crazy son
of a [ __ ] I love you oh thank god that
was those tricky okay and I we're back
to these okay I wanna try out this
Reaper oh wait I can't yes
oh this is going to be awesome I can't
take anything else so I actually have to
use the Reaper here what does he do oh
god yes oh yes
good god okay they took him out pretty
easily
that was [ __ ] don't wait what happens
if I just let him go on his own and I
don't control him cuz I had no head
oh no idea what I was doing all my god
so the tendrils are just like passive he
does even attack with them that's badass
this is what I wanted the Reaper against
that backer look how cool he is against
the moonlight ready to kill his enemies
I wonder if you'll actually die really
quickly against these I might have I
might have ruined the balance just a
small bit cuz I just wanted to see what
it looked like you can't even get to
them Jesus here we go unafraid 'add
moonlight nights to sword casters went
up against the most foul creature in all
the land and are actually [ __ ] him up
again hey these are way overpowered get
him reap scared of mess him up yeah baby
oh hey everybody else is dead already
[ __ ] oh God oh he just tosses them away
it uses more oh my god that's so cool
he's my favorite [ __ ] about okay I don't
know how much health he has left but
that is terrifying let me Oh God Oh No I
want to say let me be the final guy oh
[ __ ] I messed it up
much better don't let them throw don't
let them throw if they throw they kill
don't let them throw kept shut up yeah
baby
we're all inside the cave can I just do
this we're gonna get messed up
immediately oh my god
oh my god it's like what's Elrod killed
all the elves Jesus give him a tiny
little corridor and he'll mess you up
nice what I can see up your skirt oh oh
you guys are in for it now
two Reapers oh my god you don't stand a
chance
this is my favorite character in this
entire game this is so cool-looking he
died uh excuse me
you're not supposed to die you're
supposed to be in space not in Carnac
okay you're doing well don't know no
yeah baby
it's just cleaning up the land you never
need another unit
it's just Reapers from now on Oh piss
off at your crows crows are cheating or
I'll come for your crows oh I'll come
for your crows don't let the crows
defeat you they're crows are stupid all
right have a Reaper take up the back
while everybody else fire swords there
you go that's simple that's nice that's
effective okay find him go for bird
brain go over this bird [ __ ] hi Frank
oh right your neck do you guys like my
trophies I have a bunch of bodies of my
enemies I bathe in their blood
I I just want to see something I want to
see just sheer madness
the most peasant of characters versus
one Reaper
my god I want to see what the limit is
clearly I'm way off it okay
thirty versus 130 of you big beautiful
beautiful baby boys versus one Reaper
man who do you think will win place your
bets in the comments below I know who my
money's on oh look at those tendrils go
look at those bodies fly hell yeah it's
so awesome okay there you go
wait sir let's start them further back I
want to possess him though want to wait
for everybody to get close oh yes oh yes
here we go boys my god who's a light oh
you oh not anymore
okay one Reaper one badass Skelly man
versus a hundred hobbits who do you
think it would I still think the reapers
gonna take this I don't see why he
wouldn't God these guys jump all over
the place but they just pile up together
Wow holy crap he ruined them that was
amazing I want to do that I want to be
in control of that yes yes just get into
the middle of them at the mall pile off
they're barely even doing damage oh my
god that's so satisfying wait who's
light oh look at you you guys are cute I
don't even need to use my sight
okay well that does it for this episode
of totally accurate battle simulator so
super fun that is without a doubt my
favorite unit in the whole game that was
so cool I can't wait to see what more
units they add I hope it's stuff like
that I like the spooky theme I like the
magic stuff archers and everything are
fun oh we've had so many units our that
are all kind of the same stuff over and
over again but that was legitimately fun
there's nothing more satisfying than
having an overpowered unit swipe and hit
so many of the characters and watch them
go flying that's exactly what I love
this game but if you liked this episode
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wave you all a massive farewell
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that was I was a little too much
excitement for me