Let's talk about "Red State Blue State."
-Ooh, okay. -Because congrats on this.
You had a good run. And then --
-You said that like you didn't believe it.
You're like, "You had a good run."
You didn't even look me in the eye.
You looked down at the desk. -Yeah, but I was about --
I looked down at the desk and I was about to look up.
And not to -- not to wake you up,
and look at the reaction.
That's the reaction I wanted, you see?
So I go, "You had a good run."
-You should make pajamas for people, but go ahead.
[ Laughter ]
Jimmy Fallon pajamas.
You sell everything else in that stupid store.
-Hey, get a life. Hey -- [ Laughter and cheering ]
[ Applause ]
Speaking of that, do I have any merch I got to sell?
-You get a cut of that?
You don't even get a piece of that, do you?
-I do not get a piece. -You need a new manager.
Now listen, um... -I don't even have a manager.
-Maybe you need a new agent. You should get a chunk of that.
-I should get a chunk of all that merch.
-I know. Merch. -If you ever need anything...
If you ever need -- -Thank you.
-I'd love to see you wear a Jimmy Fallon shirt.
That would make my day. -Some Jimmy Fallon pajamas.
If you had some Dr. Dentons like the old days.
-Oh, my God. Dude, if you're playing the drinking game,
Dr. Dentons.
Oh, my gosh, that's the first time said on television.
-I'm 90, okay.
-"Red State Blue State." -Yes.
-It's on CNN On Demand now.
-Yes. -So you can get it right now.
-Mm-hmm. I'm political.
-No, I'm doing -- I'm political as well.
-All right.
-[ British accent ] And then this summer...
-Yes. -...it would be on Netflix.
-Yes. -What -- what -- when on...
-You never know on Netflix. They're too cool.
They don't have to give their date anymore.
They're like, "We're not like networks.
You just -- You know you're going to be looking.
You'll find it." You know?
[ Laughter ] Unbelievable.
-Wow.
-They think they're who they are, as we used to say.
[ Laughter ]
-But basically what everyone can see is just
your take on politics and the state of the world
and Republicans, Democrats and...
-Well, yeah. I mean, it's really about
how the country's going to break up
and how I'm scared we're going to have a civil war
because -- for a lot of reasons,
but one of the main --
You don't want to see a civil war in this co--
You don't want to see fat refugees.
It will be the first time in history you see fat refugees.
[ Laughter ]
Just refugees in flip-flops and jorts and...
-Jorts.
-...Dunder Mifflin T-shirts. [ Laughter ]
-Which is available at the NBC Store right now.
Tonight if you want to go down, this is perfect.
It's a perfect invitation -- -Oh, God.
Why? -Why, why?
I do want to show a clip of your special.
This is on CNN On Demand now
or, if you want to be cool this summer,
put your shades on and wait for Netflix to...
-Yeah. -...tell you when it's on.
-Wait for it to drop. -Here's Colin Quinn
in "Colin Quinn: Red State Blue State."
Take a look at this.
-And now we're at risk of a civil war.
And you don't want to see a civil war in this country.
This country's not built for another civil war.
It's going to be the first time in history
that you see fat refugees.
[ Laughter ]
That's not going to be a good look.
Refugees in jorts and flip-flops
and Dunder Mifflin T-shirts...
[ Laughter ]
...pulling coolers towards the Canadian border.
It's going to look like a giant cattle drive.
There's nothing glamorous -- 50 years from now,
kids are in history class reading about
the Battle of Six Flags.
[ Laughter ]
The Siege of Dave & Busters. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughing ] Dude, you just said --
You just said that exact bit when you were here.
Why... [ Laughter ]
Why did we even have a clip? Why did we even have a clip?
-Don't blame me for -- -Why did we even have a clip?
-It's not my fault! -You were doing the same bit!
You just -- You just did that bit here.
Why would we have to watch it -- make us watch it twice?
[ Laughter ]
People at home are like, "It's a freakin' rerun!"
-It's -- It's a live show!
Hey, that's what happens on a live show.
-That's what happens on a live show.
It should have been a pajama party.
Colin Quinn, everybody!