Unknown: I did it because no one else was going to
Unknown: Is there a better answer?
Unknown: I equipped her to deal with the world
Huxley: Yeah, we need a bed back there or something
Riley: Why? You're the only one sleeping easy on this trip
Huxley: Yeah, that's why I need a bed
Drunkard: They say that i'm dirty, but you know what, this whole frigin planet is dirty
Barret: Sir I have already given you ten. You cannot have any more right now
Drunkard: Well, I want another one. You work for me! so you-
barret: AND STAY OUT
Tifa: Great, way to F@*# up!
Barret: THAT WINDOW NEVER SUPPORTED US ANYWAY
S4M: Hey there friend, you look as though you could use some help
Huxley: Just hang back a sec, this shouldn't take long
Kiosk: Studio 1HP!
Huxley: Ugh, Piece of shit!
Kiosk: Welcome hunter! How can HARD TARGET help you?
Kiosk: Good luck out there, and happy hunting!
Unknown: No, I didn't build her to fight, I just built her to be
Huxley: So, what do you think?
Kadence: I think it's a good likeness!
Riley: Great, we done?
Huxley: Come on, Riley. Why do you have to be exactly no fun?
Riley: How about because we're not on a vacation! we are fugitives...
...from the law...
...all the laws.
Huxley: 3% fun, that's all I'm asking
*Riley groans*
Huxley: Look at Kadence, she's like maximum fun
*CLANG*
*Both chuckle*
Huxley: Such a doof
*Riley Inhales deeply*
Riley: *exhaling* oh my god
Riley: Right, why is this fun?
Kadence: Because! it's kind of like we're famous
*Headset Beeps*
Hoodie ninja: That's a nice trick...
...Now why don't you show me the one where the gorilla the shrimp and the pincushion put their hands up and come quietly?
Unknown: It was you that made her a fighter
Kadence: Huxley,
break for the truck with Riley
Huxley: But
Riley: You're not...
Kadence: you got a better idea?
Huxley can't fight a hunter and you're...
...old
*Huxley snickers*
Huxley: Oh my god
Riley: The two of you are the worst part of this trip, and you know that, and that's the problem.
Kadence: love you too, Sarge
Kadence: Annnnd score one for blue column
*beeping*
*grenade energizing*
*Kadence sighs*
Kadence: Crapbaskets
Barret: MY GOOD WINDOW!
Kadence: Really?
*W3A-PWN Beeps*
Kadence: Don't start
*W3A-PWN Beeps*
Kadence: no, stay in the truck. I'll be fine
Hoodie ninja: Come on!
Kadence: I KNOW!
Riley: All right private, clock back in. union break's over
*W3A-PWN Beeps excessively*
Kadence: you're not helping!
*W3A-PWN stops*
*Kadence screams*
Huxley: Why do I never get tired of this?
Riley: HUXLEY! Get down from there!
This isn't a spectacle! Kadence is fighting for our lives!
Huxley: Rebuttal, sure it is, and no she's not.
And did you miss the part where I'm a full grown man?
And sure not my long-lost dad?
plus, what is wrong with you that you don't think this is awesome?!
Riley: Could you take this seriously for two seconds?
Huxley: She told W3A-PWN to stay in the truck
How serious could it be? He's one guy, with no backup
*Huxley inhales*
Oh, that might be a problem
Huxley: HEY K-DASH HOW YA DOIN? YOU DOING GOOD? GOOD! GREAT! LISTEN, WE GOTTA GO! WE GOTTA GO LIKE RIGHT NOW!
Kadence: Huxley?
Huxley: yeah?
Kadence: ...kinda busy
*Fist Master pilot is playing on Huxley's device*
*Huxley is spooked*
Kadence: Huxley
Huxley: Hey, K-D
Kadence: Sorry, what were you freaking out about before?
Huxley: oh, uh, the hoodie ninja has an old Jericho and it's on "anything that moves" mode. it's not super accurate though
We've moved like six times and the most it shot at so far was a cat
Kadence: of course
Kadence: so im taking care of that, then?
Huxley: Would you?
Kadence: Im on it
Kadence: I just need a minute
Huxley: Thanks K-D!
Kadence: uh, Huxley?
Huxley: yeah?
Kadence: The cat?
Huxley: It's having a better day than us, it got away.
*Kadence sighs*
Kadence: Thank you
Hang tight!
Goon 1: Boss
Boss?
oh, for the love of...
Goons 1 & 2: EUGENE
Goon 2: You think something happened to him?
Goon 1: I guarantee you he's ignoring us, again, screw him
*Coms channel closes*
Eugene: Did someone get the plate on the truck that hit me?
Kadence: K-Dash-D-N-C-three-stroke-zero-one
You dropped this.
Eugene: Haaaa...
I know you think that's a good idea,
but what about your friends down there?
Kadence: Yeah
Are you hoping I don't know that your ships targeting software is broken?
*Eugene inhales*
Eugene: Yep
Alright bucket head, you got me, what now?
Kadence: Ask me a question
Eugene: Fine
I.....
Assume you're that new type AutoRev that disappeared two years ago?
Kadence: In the metal
Eugene: Why do they want you back so badly?
Your card is worth a lot of money
Kadence: I really don't know
Eugene: Okay, then, why'd you leave?
Kadence: I Didn't I woke up away from home
Eugene: why?
Kadence: I don't know.
Eugene: Okay. All right
*Eugene sighs*
Eugene: Then where are you going?
Kadence: None of your business
And that concludes our Q&A portion
*Eugene exhales*
*Sword plunged*
Kadence: Don't think about it too hard, it's a great day, Eugene
*Eugene chuckles*
Eugene: fair enough
Radio: the small township of Vanguard is seeing some conflict today as three Higher priority cards were intercepted by a hunter from the Mackenzie group
Huxley: Oh, hey, that's us.
Riley: Why is this fun for you?
Huxley: Are you seriously asking or is this a rhetorical grump?
*Riley grumps*
Huxley: K-D!
Kadence: hey, brought 'cha dinner
Huxley: oh, K-Dash, have i ever told you you are my favorite blue robot?
*SMACK* *Huxley yells*
Kadence: load the truck
Riley: Did you steal that?
Kadence: I'm leaning into the whole being a criminal thing
Riley: Aces, and beyond another inch off my hairline, what do I get?
Where's my chicken Dinner?
Kadence: Isn't being right about not stopping its own gift?
Riley: Getting the same gift all the time loses its punch after a while plus we're forgetting that we still have to deal with-
*CLANG*
JESUS
Let me guess
*mocking Kadence's voice* WORTH IT
Right?
Huxley: totally worth it!
Kadence: if i said no, would that really make you happy?
Riley: Kadence
one day
Your trying to nice your way out of the way the world is is going to get us killed
Whether you like it or not a hard day is coming and you know that
*obnoxous crunching*
Huxley, mouth full: What? hey, why are you just sitting here? ya' know, you should really be driving
ya' know, because we're fugitives?
from the law?
*continued munching*
All the laws?
*Kadence laughs*
*Kadence sighs*
*Riley sighs*
Riley: yeah
Unknown: I made her to become whoever she wanted to be
what she became was...
*Unkown sighs*
Beautiful