Hello internet so this is my first video of 2016,
if you're watching this right now with me then happy new year to you and all that.
If you're in the process of leaving a comment saying 'thumbs up if you're watching this in 2020!1!!1'
then, what is it like living in a world where Kanye West is president?
And without me, after I met my tragic end.
I hope everybody's really sad
i'm joking i'm joking (are u tho?)
So i was going to make a video over Christmas last year,
sat right here reflecting on all the crazy things that happened in my 2015.
It was going to be really sentimental and deep and probably quite soppy but I just couldn't do it.
After everything I did last year, I am just empty.
I am like a dry, crusty sponge that just needs sometime to absorb liquid so that...
This is the most disgusting sentence I have ever said.
So I thought 'Fuck it' and i have decided to the complete opposite of that idea and upload a piece of trash
with no meaning or importance whatsoever.
Come with me on a journey through the last year of my life in memes.
As you all know, my life is the literally a complete joke and nobody understands this better than you,
my wonderful audience, who never fails to turn a funny or horrifyingly embarrassing incident
that seems to happen quite frequently in my life into a cyberbullying campaign against me,
and today, i would like to celebrate the creativity that goes into that shitposting by reliving some of the best
Dan memes of 2015.
Remember this:
never have i ever taken a photo of another youtuber without them knowing
Dan: Oooooh! Tyler: I don't believe you! Dan: Nooooo i'm against that.
Well it turns out, that was a lie.
At a convention, Caspar Lee thought it would be funny to secretly tweet a picture of me at a party
Thanks Caspar
Which started a public creepshot war between the two of us on twitter.
Including this particularly incredible one I took of Caspar.
Let's just, take a moment to appreciate that. (wow so hot)
But on the third day, I caught him as he was trying to take the photo of me, resulting in probably the
only reaction image i hadn't already provided the internet.
*wooOOOOOooooooow*
lets look at some of the things this inspired.
Okay sure, yep, sure do you want to lick that?
Why did I say that?
Okay um...
Thats a good way to express your distaste towards something.
That is- What?
Is that Phil's face from the background of the- Oh my God.
And yep...okay
there we go, I think you all understand what this is now.
Okay
Inspired by me realizing I could unzip this weird jumper I had and put it over my head.
I made a sketch in my opinions video where I was a nun.
However, Phil tweeted a photo of me filming this, with literally no context at all, and thus, Sister Daniel was born.
People seemed to really love sister Dan blessing them in their lives.
It inspired a lot of art and the worst pun I have ever...
That is terrible.
I like to think part of the appeal of this one was some irony.
One day I tweeted a picture I found on my phone which was an accidental selfie of me eating a sushi roll.
yup lets just say the less said about that one the better im sure you can all guess what the internet did with that picture.
For April Fool's Day me and Phil decided to make a new channel called "Dan and Phil Crafts"
on which we uploaded a Squareflakes tutorial that had a very catchy slogan at the end.
Dan: and remember kids...
Phil: Don't cry...
Dan and Phil: CRAFT
*A look of death in both their eyes*
and for about a month, every single comment section on the internet was just ruined with people spamming
Don't *blank* craft
and if you've seen someone saying "I'm crafting right now"
yup that was- that was our fault too
In many ways I truly feel like Dan and Phil Crafts was the best video I uploaded last year
but by far the most hilarious thing about this
was that over one hundred thousand of you actually subscribed to this April Fool's channel
Meaning that Youtube had to actually send us a one hundred thousand subscriber silver plaque
What have we done?
Hashtag Dick
The eternal bond that formed between me and Nick Jonas with this hug.
You know none of these screams are for us Phil?
Dan and Phil: No
No they're not- I mean- Okay
Of all the people they could have made us present this award with it had to be Nick didn't it?
This is just great for my self esteem
and just-
Nick: It's okay, lets hug it out
Phil: Okay guys and now all of the fan fiction starts writing itself.
We have actually had some good times together, but he is a pretty busy guy you know.
So I never got 'round to seeing him
that is- until one fateful day
when he tweeted
this
That is right
Actual Nick Jonas called me his buddy and asked if I was around in London
Of course it just so happened
that on that exact day
I had taken a flight to Tokyo
I was in Japan
When Nick Jonas asked if I was in my home town
I want to be clear- to this day I have no idea what he wanted
I have no idea but I don't want to ask him because that would make me look weird
and you know- I wanna- play it cool
Needless to say all of you destroyed the entire internet again for about a month by spamming Hey Buddy you in London everywhere
Including the comments on Nick Jonas's actual Instagram
Thanks guys I'm sure that helps me loads
I was on the cover of a teen magazine this year
Yup I- I don't know why either
Please stop...
And do you want to see how they made me look all cool and popular and stuff on the front cover?
Yeah
Literally I- I don't fucking know either okay like literally
what the fuck
I honestly I have- I have no.. I don't even..
and everybody thought it would be really funny to just reply to me with that picture whenever I posted anything on the internet
but jokes on you, as I then went to made it my Twitter profile picture for about two months
I fell off a chair again
but this time, live on webcam to about twenty thousand people
Fan: Dan is kinda depressing to listen to Dan: No.. I'm- I'm inspiring!
I have- oh god- I should've had a red bull before I came on, I'd be fricken zazzed
But everyone would've-
*Sigh of despair*
Well there we go, it turns out you find my physical pain entertaining as well
So I innocently posted this selfie to the internet and people realised that if you zoom in really closely on my dimple...
I have two little freckles that make it look like a sad face
For example...
Oh my god
Why would you swap them like that? Okay
Oh- One's sad and the other's happy? Is mm Okay.. That's good to know
and uhh what's this here?
Phil: and we felt we can't come all this way without showing you guys something so prepare yourself
Phil: for an extra special day in the life of Phil and Dan!
*No one loves me.....*
Okay
Thus adding my face to the list of things that have now been permanently ruined.
One day, me and Phil decided to go feed some horses and I shared this photo with the internet.
There we go. Look at that, what a nice photo
everything is good, we're smi- except wait-wait a minute
What the hell has happened to my right eyebrow?!
Enhance!
What has happened to my eyebrow!?
I-
I- Okay, alright
It hasn't disappeared, okay there is no obvious hair going over it
There's no light, it's just... Tiny
I have no explanation for this, okay?
But needless to say, the internet was intrigued with this mystery as well
Oh my god.
There we go, Oh There- There the eyebrow is, going on some adventures around the world.
There was no need to fix the situation by doing that.
and Christ that's just terrifying.
By popular request, Phil then shared some more photos of us actually feeding the horses
which, as you can see was slightly horrifying.
They had really slobbery tongues okay?
It was incredibly uncomfortable.
and lets see what people- okay
We have a- a raging pepe
and the- oh okay thats funny.
but
I hear you say is that the only way people could ruin these images?
No
Then the face swapping morphs came in.
Oh my god that is absolutely horrifying.
Oh god that is nightmare material.
Oh my god and then the worst one...
You can add Phil's face to that list of things that are permanently ruined.
On a panel at Vidcon I revealed the truth behind myself and befriending your favorite internet stars.
Stalk someone you really like and eventually you'll get through and that's the message
Interviewer: You just gave-
Dan: That's the fact, I am Phil Trash Number One
and it turned out that this admission that I'm a stalker just cemented that in many ways that I am just a human dumpster.
Yup there I am in my true can form or incredibly realistic depictions of myself.
Even in real life mmm okay and we even have a video apparently.
Wait! Who are you?
I am Phil Trash #1.
*Sik frontflip*
Also, Glozell twerked on me.
I didn't consent to that but there I was in front of thousands of people so I just went along with it.
We truly are Youtube's Nicki and Drake.
Iconic
Phil gave me this 7 second challenge
Phil: Go go go!
Phil: Ahhh keep going keep going keep going!!
And the fact that I actually ran was just so compelling that it inspired all of this wonderful art.
There we go. All of those Sonic references mhm
Yup. Look at me go.
I think I've done more exercise in those memes than I've done in my actual life to be honest
In various interviews this year, I have been asked how I met Phil
and I said that, as he is my Youtube Senpai, I asked him about a bunch of things including "Editing Tips"
and whilst this may be technically true, we have established by now that I am just actually a giant stalker
and thus the stupidest/funniest euphemism ever was created
Okay, okay yea very funny, I admit it.
This will never escape me.
Remember poot?
When somebody took this incredible photo of Demi Lovato
and said it that it was actually her twin sister that grew up living in a basement
Well, I would like to introduce you all to Doot
I have no idea what that picture is or where it is from but it is horrifying
and of course, when given a horrifying photo of me the internet just ran with it
and just made so many memes
He was truly embraced by the people
He basically had his own fandom
Including about 10 official parody accounts
*AHHHHHHHhhHhhhHHHH*
and just before I jump out of a window to close the air
we had a photoshoot for a magazine
and most of these photos were actually pretty cool I would say
and then there was this one...
the story is the photographer was saying things like
'Try moving around a bit more' 'Do some dynamic poses' 'Hey! Why don't you try leaning on his shoulders?'
and Phil gave me this look like,
'Um, I don't think we should do that, that's just not very us it'd make me feel a bit uncomfortable'
and I was like:
'Yes I agree, this would look weird and it's not something that we would do'
'But it would be kind of hilarious'
You're welcome
and other than it looking like we were trying to join Twenty One Pilots or something
People thought it would be really funny to cut me out as if i was leaning on different people
and-
Kanye, Nick Jonas, Shre-
We have everyone that is important to me
I think, by far the most spectacular thing about this how impressive the photoshop is
and there we have Donald Trump
Okay okay, I am going mad
Let's stop
So there we go
That was an ultimate way of looking back at my 2015
and whether its all of the things that I made for you guys
Or you made because of me
At least we got to share this roller coaster together mmm?
No regrets
Well
Okay
Whilst I get filled up with liquid or whatever the hell it was I said earlier,
I am so sorry, you can click here, if you haven't already,
to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos.
And if you're not following me on any of my websites then i will link down to them down there
and you should to join me on the adventure of all of the other things that happen throughout my life
which, let's be honest, are probably gonna happen all the way through this year.
and.. the rest.. of time... ha ha ha
okay ... bye