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MAKE WAY FOR ME, PLEASE.
MAKE WAY.
MAKE WAY, PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. HELLO.
I'M LOOKING FOR BUDDY THE BAKER.
-[ LAUGHS ] HOW YOU DOING? -GREETINGS.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. I'M BUDDY.
NOW, THE KING HAS SENT ME HERE TO HAVE YOU MAKE HIM A CAKE.
OUR KING LOVES TO JOUST.
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL
IF I COULD HAVE THAT REPRESENTED ON THE CAKE.
FOR THE KING. YES.
IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY.
THE DAY OF HIS BIRTH, WE CELEBRATE.
THE KING OF WHERE?
THE KING OF MEDIEVAL TIMES.
SO THE KNIGHT TELLS ME HE'S FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.
OKAY, THEN IT HITS ME.
MEDIEVAL TIMES --
IT'S A PLACE WHERE THEY HAVE A SHOW, AND YOU KIND OF SIT,
LIKE, IN AN ARENA, AND THEY JOUST.
THEY HAVE SWORD FIGHTS, AND IT'S A REALLY GREAT SHOW.
THAT IS THE GREATEST OF THE TOURNAMENT, THE JOUST.
THE JOUST, HUH?
YOU ARE ONLY A TRUE MAN
IF YOU CAN JOUST ANOTHER MAN OFF HIS HORSE.
SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I CAN'T JOUST?
IF YOU'D LIKE TO TEST YOUR SKILLS,
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME TO THE CASTLE AND DO SO.
I DON'T CARE WHAT I GOT TO DO, BUT I'M GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN.
MY IDEA FOR THIS MEDIEVAL TIMES CAKE
IS TO DO, LIKE, HALF AN ARENA
WITH THE KING, THE QUEEN, ALL TYPE OF PEOPLE IN THE STANDS,
YOU KNOW, CHEERING THE KNIGHTS ON,
AND THE TRICK IS, I'M GONNA MAKE
THESE HORSES AND KNIGHTS ON RAILS,
AND THEY'RE GONNA REALLY JOUST ON THE CAKE.
I WANTED TO PUT OUR CARROT CAKE IN THIS,
BECAUSE YOU THINK, IN MEDIEVAL TIMES,
YOU KNOW, YOU THINK MAYBE THAT'S THE TYPE OF CAKES THEY HAD.
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I GOT MY CREW MAKING THE KNIGHTS AND HORSES
OUT OF MODELING CHOCOLATE.
ALL RIGHT. SO, ABOUT THAT SIZE WOULD BE RIGHT?
YEAH. SO, ONE'S GOT TO BE MORE THIS WAY,
AND ONE THE OTHER WAY.
HERE'S WHAT YOU GOT TO CUT, FRANK.
THREE PIECES LIKE THAT.
WE START STACKING THE LAYERS AND FILLING THEM WITH CREAM CHEESE.
YOU THINK THEY HAD CARROT CAKE IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?
YEAH.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE CEREAL TREATS?
SEE, BUDDY? LOOK.
LET'S MAKE SURE IT FITS. IS IT RIGHT?
WE KIND OF SET CEREAL TREATS UP
AND STACKED THEM SO THAT WE HAD, YOU KNOW, NICE STADIUM SEATING.
YOU KNOW, AND I PUT A LITTLE CURVE TO IT
SO THAT IT STEPPED UP, IT STEPPED UP, IT STEPPED UP.
THEN YOU LEAVE ONE, AND YOU CUT ONE.
YOU LEAVE ONE AND CUT ONE.
OH, IT'S COOL.
THAT'S GOOD. IT'S ALL THERE.
THE GUY SAID HE WANTED IT TO BE PERFECT FOR THE KING,
SO I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT THE KING.
THE KING OF MEDIEVAL TIMES. WHOO.
HERE WE'RE GONNA PUT ALL BROWN SUGAR,
'CAUSE THIS IS THE TRACK WHERE THE KNIGHTS WALK, YOU KNOW?
SO, FOR THIS MEDIEVAL TIMES CAKE,
WE TOOK A STONE PATTERN,
AND WE EMBOSSED THE FONDANT,
AND THEN WE COVERED THE WHOLE CAKE IN THAT STONE PATTERN.
AFTER WE DID THAT, WE AIRBRUSHED THE WHOLE THING.
I'M GONNA HIT IT BLACK FOR SOME UNDERTONES,
AND THEN I'M GONNA HIT IT WITH THE SILVER.
AND, I MEAN, THAT REALLY ENHANCED THE CAKE.
IT REALLY MADE IT LOOK AWESOME.
Buddy: SO, NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME, SUNSHINE, AND REMY
TO PUT ALL THE FINISHING DETAILS ON.
GIVE ME THREE FLAGS IN THE MIDDLE ONE.
WE START PUTTING SHIELDS. WE START PUTTING FLAGS.
BROWN SUGAR FOR THE SAND.
THE MORE WE PUT, THE BETTER SHE'S A-LOOKIN'.
MY TEAM REALLY OUTDID THEMSELVES IN THOSE SCULPTURES.
HAVING ALL THOSE PEOPLE AROUND,
YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA HAVE THE FEEL
OF THE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "RAA," THE ROAR OF THE CROWD.
THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE. LOOKS GOOD.
JUST LIKE TONIGHT -- THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT
OF PEOPLE WATCHING YOU FALL OFF THE HORSE.
I THINK EVERYBODY'S BUMPING ELBOWS HERE.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY ROOM FOR ANYBODY ELSE.
WE PUT THE AUDIENCE, THE KING, THE QUEEN.
Buddy: MAYBE A SMIDGE FORWARD MORE.
THINK THEY LIKE EACH OTHER? YEAH. I THINK THAT'S GOOD.
THE WAY TO MAKE THESE KNIGHTS JOUST
IS WE SET UP THE HORSES ON A TRACK.
THERE'S A BOLT WHERE THE HORSE IS SITTING ON TOP OF A STICK.
AND YOU JUST TAKE ONE END, ONE END,
AND YOU MAKE THEM GO AT EACH OTHER.
ALL RIGHT, SUNSHINE.
LET'S TEST THIS BABY OUT, SEE IF IT WORKS.
I'M THE WHITE KNIGHT.
[ IMITATES HORSE NEIGHING ]
ARR!
THIS CAKE IS NOT ONLY A CAKE, IT'S LIKE A FREAKING TOY.
THE KNIGHTS ACTUALLY JOUSTING EACH OTHER!
COME ON!
GOOD JOB. WHAT A GOOD JOB.
I MEAN, THIS CAKE WAS AWESOME.
I MEAN, YOU REALLY FELT LIKE YOU WERE IN A FREAKING STADIUM.
IT REALLY, REALLY HAD THAT FEEL.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THAT CAKE IS FITTED FOR A KING.
COME CHECK IT OUT.
I MEAN, THIS LOOKS AWESOME. THE DETAILS ON IT ARE SICK.
LOOK AT THE WAY THE STADIUM LOOKS.
THE KING IS GONNA LOVE THIS CAKE.
Man: IT'S A SELL-OUT CROWD.
HOW'S MY CAKE?
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
OVER HERE. TO ME.
YEAH. NO KIDDING.
SO, WE'LL GET THE CAKE OUT TO MEDIEVAL TIMES. NO PROBLEM.
WHOA!
WOW! LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
FOR THIS DELIVERY, ME AND MAURO BROUGHT ALONG OUR FAMILIES.
BUT ME, I GOT TO GET READY,
BECAUSE I'M JOUSTING IN A COUPLE MINUTES.
Man: THE VALIANT GREEN KNIGHT OF THE REALM!
[ CROWD BOOS ]
A YOUNG SQUIRE WHO WILL BE TESTING HIS SKILL AND COURAGE
THIS NIGHT RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.
Buddy: AAH!
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, GREEN KNIGHT.
I'M FOCUSED. I PUT MY HELMET DOWN.
I'M LIKE, "HYAH, DUNNY! LET'S GO!"
COME ON, BOY. HYAH!
HYAH!
OHH!
BOOYAKA! RIGHT THROUGH THE EYES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND HE WENT DOWN! THE GREEN KNIGHT GOES DOWN!
THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE A HORSE AND JOUST HOBOKEN-STYLE, BABY!
THANK YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THIS CAKE,
AND WHERE BETTER TO DELIVER THIS CAKE BUT CENTER STAGE,
WHERE I BEAT THE GREEN KNIGHT?
THE KING COMES AROUND,
CHECKING OUT THE DETAILS ON THE CAKE,
AND HE JUST WAS, LIKE, SO OVERWHELMED.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KING.
MY LORD. YOU HAVE DONE SO WELL.
IT IS BY MY DECREE
THAT YOU SHALL BECOME A KNIGHT OF THE REALM!
THANK YOU! HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU HAVE MY LEAVE, MY LORD,
TO BEAR ARMS IN THE QUEST FOR PEACE, JUSTICE, AND MERCY.
RISE, SIR BUDDY, KNIGHT OF THE REALM!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!