Okay, so, we're gonna get more and more unlikely, starting with a
one in one hundred chance of someone being ambidextrous,
which means, you that you can write with your left hand and your right hand.
I'd love to be ambidextrous. If I was, I'd just be writing all over the place.
There's also a one in one hundred chance of you being able speak five different languages.
Only one percent of the population can do that.
Ooh! There's a one in 107 chance of being named Emma!
That's surprisingly rare!
Compared to a one in 179 chance of being named Jacob.
Hey! If your name's Emma or Jacob,
can we get an 'Emma Jacob' gang in the comments please? Thank you.
One in 386 people are a CEO of a company.
Wait! I'm a CEO of a company...
Oh, wait, no. It's a Fortune 500 CEO.
I can confirm my YouTube videos do not make me one of the five hundred biggest companies in the world.
Ooh! There's a one in four hundred chance of getting your car stolen.
They're not bad odds them. I'd take them, I'd be fair.
One in five hundred chance in having eleven fingers or toes.
Ah, the dream.
Double yolk? One in one thousand chance?
That's crazy! I think I've had a double-yolk egg before, y'know?
One in 1.1 thousand people become an astronaut.
And, 1.5 thousand people are born on leap day.
That's very, very rare, then.
House burning down is one in 3,500.
Guessing a PIN code is one in 10,000.
Finding a four-leaf clover is one in 10,000?
Becky's always bloody finding four-leaf clovers!
Sh- It's like she's a witch or something!
Editor Becky! I've seen you find at least two four-leaf clovers within the last two years.
Wha- How do you do that?
Oh, this is pretty insane.
There's a one in 11,500 chance of bowling the perfect game.
And then, similar theme, pro basketball player: 11,000 chance.
Hole in one in golf: 12,000.
I've had a hole in one in golf.
It was crazy golf. There was dinosaurs...
It was about...
four metres wide. But, it was still a hole in one.
Wooh! One in 15,000 chance of being struck by lightning!
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
That would be really cool. Providing, like, you didn't die and stuff,
if you survived, and you're alright, it'd be cool, wouldn't it?
One in 18,000 chance of getting murdered.
Alright, y'know. Keep- Keep- Keep it light guys.
One in 88,000 chance of dating a supermodel.
"We would like that, would you?"
Alright...
You sound a bit lonely, Infinite Comparsion...
Ar- Are you alright?
That's pretty insane. There's a one in 200,000 of being born a conjoined twin.
And, a one in 300,000 of being killed by fireworks.
A firework landed on my head once. How mad's that?
There's a one in 650,000 chance of getting a royal flush in poker?
Is there?
When I was like, eleven, and I played poker on Facebook,
that, you know, it was just pretend money,
I'm sure I must have had three or four royal flushes
which, I guess, makes sense because I had like a trillion Zynga coins.
So... no big deal.
There's a one in 600,000 chance of winning an olympic medal.
Ooh! One in one million chance!
We're hitting the mills!
Becoming a billionaire, there is a one in one million chance.
That is crazy.
We've also a one in eight million chance of getting eaten by a shark.
Can we, just, like, stop being mean to sharks, right?
They're okay!
Look at that! One in eight million!
Th- Those are good odds!
Sharks get a bad rep. They just swim about eating fish.
Stop being mean to sharks all the time, guys.
One in ten million people become the president of the USA.
Um... and that is largely because you actually have to be a US citizen.
And, one in eleven million being killed in a plane crash.
Once again, they're good odds that. I'd take those odds.
Dying in tornado is even rarer!
I- I would have thought it would be the other way around.
Thirteen million.
"Achieving Sainthood?"
"The last person was declared a Saint was April 24th, 2021"
What kind of stuff do you have to do to be declared a Saint?
Could that be a next JackSucksAtLife video?
Ooh... one in 23 million chance of winning an Oscar.
That's- That's pretty crazy.
Wooh, that's a big jump.
One in 74 million chance of being killed by an asteroid.
And, in a one in 75 million chance of being switched at birth.
"There were only 8 instances of this occurring in the US
between 1995 and 2008"
Just saying, guys...
Eight instances that we know of... Hmm...
Win jackpot lottery: one in 175 million chance.
But, here I am, every couple of weeks,
dropping another £1.50 on the Euro Millions.
There's a one in 250 million chance of being allergic to water.
That is unfortunate. That is really unlucky.
And, a one in 2.4 trillion chance of being the perfect NCAA bracket.
I don't even know what the NCAA bracket is, what I'm excited for it!
And, a one in 21 trillion chance of being killed by a falling satellite.
One in four hundred trillion chance of being born!
Is that 'cause of, like, how many sperm cells there are and stuff?
That's pretty wild, isn't it?
That kinda put things into perspective, 'cause we're all one in four hundred trillions!
Ay, Jacob and Claire, or whatever your name was,
don't let anyone bring you down! You're one in four hundred trill!
Her name wasn't Claire, was it? It was Emma.
Shout out to all my Claire's! Leave a 'CLAREGANG' in the comments!
What the hell is that word?
A one in six (PRONOUNCING) novemdecillion,
which is sixty zeros,
answer one hundred multiple choice questions correctly.
That's pretty cool.
And, there's also a- What...?
A one in eight (PRONOUNCING) unvigintellion,
which is 66 zeros,
chance of "shuffling a deck of cards and getting the exact same order twice!"
That is crazy!
I reckon I could do it, just saying.
Alright, that was epic!
Turns out, we are all unlikely, which is a nice note to end on.
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