[Melissa McCarthy:] OK, do you remember these?
[Sandra McCarthy:] Well,
a little bit. >> [Melissa McCarthy:] I don’t think you're —
I don’t think you're supposed to be scared of them.
[PICK A COLOR with Sandra and Melissa McCarthy]
[Melissa McCarthy:] OK, it's fortuneteller.
These are currently, well, you know,
all over our house. >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Yeah, yeah.
[Melissa McCarthy:] You have to pick a color, although
I know what color it will be —
red, green, blue, yellow.
[Sandra McCarthy:] Yellow. >> [Melissa McCarthy:] Yellow,
Y-E-L-L-O-W.
It's a spelling tool.
Let's see your fortune.
Ooh, a turning point in your life.
[Sandra McCarthy:] Ooh... >> [Melissa McCarthy:] What does that mean?
[Sandra McCarthy:] I have no idea.
[Laughing]
I just don't...
[Sandra McCarthy:] My husband's eyes and my eyes
have all been taken care of and we can see forever.
[Melissa McCarthy:] Guys – >> [Sandra McCarthy:] That's a turning point.
[Melissa McCarthy:] I love that your turning point
is your cataract surgeries.
[Laughing]
[Melissa McCarthy:] I was going to say,
“Was it the birth of your youngest daughter?”
No, cataracts!
[Laughing]
All right >> [Sandra McCarthy:] OK, now –
OK. >> [Melissa McCarthy:] OK.
[Sandra McCarthy:] Blue, green, red
and yellow? >> [Melissa McCarthy:] Green.
Just to show off that we're both readers. >> [Sandra McCarthy:] G-R-E-E-N.
OK. >> [Melissa McCarthy:] OK,
what's going to happen?
[Sandra McCarthy:] You're never too old to...
[Melissa McCarthy:] Oh.
Never too old to — well, have cataract surgery.
[Laughing]
[Melissa McCarthy:] You're never too old —
no, this is a good one.
You're never too old to do anything.
[Sandra McCarthy:] Oh, so — >> [Melissa McCarthy:] I feel like that's something
I think about all the time.
Never too late to go back to school,
never too late to, like, move to Spain and live.
Never too late
to >>[Sandra McCarthy:] Oh, move to California —move to California, right.
[Sandra McCarthy:]...or move back to Illinois. Yeah, I…
[Melissa McCarthy:] Did you expect to move to California
[Melissa McCarthy:] for ... granted, it's not forever, but
[Sandra McCarthy:] Well >> maybe for the winters from now on?
>> [Sandra McCarthy:] Well, it will — well,
that would be nice, yes.
[Melissa McCarthy:] I have that on camera, guys.
[Sandra McCarthy:] No… >> [Melissa McCarthy:] OK,
yellow, blue, green, red?
[Sandra McCarthy:] Well, I'll go with blue.
[Melissa McCarthy:] B-L-U-E.
Something... oh, something you got in trouble for as a kid.
[Sandra McCarthy:] Oh...
[Melissa McCarthy:] What did you get in trouble for? >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Oh, I took –
I took our dog out into the chicken coop –
[Melissa McCarthy:] Yeah?
[Sandra McCarthy:] ...and closed the door.
The chickens were all in there and I said, “Sic 'em.”
[Melissa McCarthy:] Huh! Mom! >> [Sandra McCarthy:] And, he
ran and ran and they were carrying on,
the chickens flying, and —
[Melissa McCarthy:] I don't think you ever told me
the "sic 'em" part. [Sandra McCarthy:] The neighbor
caught me and then he marched me right over
to my mom and there was trouble.
[Melissa McCarthy:] I love it.
I asked Ben if I could get – I said
we should get chickens in the backyard, and he's like,
[Sandra McCarthy:] He said no. >> [Melissa McCarthy:] Terrible.
It’s a terrible idea.
And I’m slightly afraid of chickens.
[Sandra McCarthy:] Oh, well – >> [Melissa McCarthy:] So, it was kind of a bad idea on my part, too.
[Laughing]
[Sandra McCarthy:] OK, colors.
[Melissa McCarthy:] Red.
[Sandra McCarthy:] OK, that's R-E-D.
Is that how I do it?
[Sandra McCarthy:] What's the...
[Melissa McCarthy:] No. >> [Sandra McCarthy:] What's the best part
about getting older?
[Melissa McCarthy:] Cataracts! >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Not that you're older!
[Melissa McCarthy:] My cataracts!
[Sandra McCarthy:] Isn't that… >> [Melissa McCarthy:] The best part
about you were … Oh,
the best part about getting older?
Oh, how much – how much less you worry
about all the silly stuff,
don't you think? All the silly...
that now I’m like, “Oh, take me or leave me.” >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Now, I don't worry about a lot of things.
[Melissa McCarthy:] You really don't.
You really don't. >> [Sandra McCarthy:] I don't.
[Melissa McCarthy:] You never worry. >> [Sandra McCarthy:] I'm very...
[Melissa McCarthy:] You're very self-possessed
and have a good self-image, >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Yes.
But you – well, you’re independent,
but you've never been one to worry about, like – well,
also, you're the nicest human being
I know, so that is, kind of… >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Aww...
[Melissa McCarthy:] It's true. You're made of marzipan.
[Laughing]
[Melissa McCarthy:] But you've never worried about, like,
other – what other people think of you.
And, they think they get – >> [Sandra McCarthy:] Oh, there's no point.
>> [Melissa McCarthy:] No, there's not. >> [Sandra McCarthy:] No point at all.
Either it makes you cry or you get mad.
And so, why bother with either? So –
[Melissa McCarthy:] That's why you're great.
[Sandra McCarthy:] It's all OK.
Everything's good.
[Melissa McCarthy:] Everything's good … and cataracts.
[Laughing]
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