(clock chiming) (beeping)
- [Elijah] As the Blue Team,
it is our job to soak the enemy Red Team.
- [Micah] My job is to keep you dry.
I will not succeed.
- [Elijah] Water fights are in our blood.
- It is our destiny to-
- [Judah] Skip cut scene.
- [Elijah] What? You can't just skip my speech.
- [Judah] Well, I feel like we already know this already.
So can we just go straight to the water fight?
- [Shiloh] Yeah, skip.
- [Elijah] Okay. You know what? Fine.
I had this whole speech prepared,
but you know what? We'll just wing it.
- [Judah] (scolding sounds) You haven't unlocked
one of the cooler blasters yet.
- [Elijah] What? - [Judah] Yeah, you don't have enough
play hours to unlock 'em.
But you can use this.
- [Micah] Let's go.
(intense dubstep music)
- [Micah] We soak them until victory.
- [Mary] Or until they rage quit.
- [Josiah] Yeah. Rage quitting's much better.
- [Shiloh] What's the strategy?
- [Judah] Kick butt?
(sounds of agreement) - [Elijah] I'm good with kick butt.
Works for me.
(techno music) (screaming)
- [Micah] Ah-ha!
- Okay. Can we just talk about this?
(water spraying)
(techno music)
- [Josiah] Ooh!
Water-nade. Nice.
- [Kayla] Whoa, nice one!
- [Judah] Thanks!
(water splashing)
- [Micah] Ah-ha!
Man, I suck at aiming this!
These blasters are weird. I mean, you-
(water spraying)
(techno music)
[Micah] Dang it!
(screaming)
- [Micah] They have a tank?
- [Josiah] Yeah. Our blasters don't do anything!
- [Kayla] This was a great purchase.
- [Shiloh] Thanks!
- [Micah] Hey Jo, don't you have that allowance money?
- [Josiah] Oh yeah.
(techno music)
(water spraying)
- [Shiloh] My tank's all out.
- [Josiah] Mine too.
(squeaking sounds)
(techno music)
- [Mary] Is it raining?
- [Josiah] Maybe like two drops.
- [Mary] Yeah.
- [Josiah] That's weird. I don't see a cloud in the sky.
- [Mary] I know, right?
- [Judah] Whoa, a chest!
Super powerful blaster, nice!
- [Elijah] Hey, I just got a bunch of med kits.
What am I supposed to do with these?
- [Micah] Ah-ha! I'm water Spider-Man.
Fear me and my web slingers of water. (panting)
These seemed a lot cooler when I picked 'em.
(water spraying) (techno music)
(gasps) (water splashing)
- [Judah] I thought you were a bad guy.
- [Elijah] That could have gone better.
- [Micah] Josiah, why are you carrying William?
- [Josiah] Because he got super soaked and he got down,
so I had to carry him back.
- [Micah] William, you're fine!
- [William] It's nicer this way.
(shrieks) (William crashes)
- [Micah] All right. Did anyone have any success?
- [Mary] Sorry, what'd ya say? Could not hear a thing.
- [William] Jokes on you, I got two people!
- [Josiah] That's because I was both of them!
- [Shiloh] Use the experience you gained from last round
to upgrade your super soakers.
- [Micah] All right, here's the strategy:
we spray them with water.
(cheering)
Let's go!
(intense dubstep music)
- [Micah] Now remember, everyone: it's still a
nice friendly-
(screaming)
(techno music)
- [Elijah] Judah, why does your blaster look like that?
- [Judah] Oh, I bought a little skin for it.
Makes it look like a ducky. (giggles) Quack.
(techno music)
- [Josiah] Can I go on a stealth mission?
- [Micah] What? No, no you cannot go in a stealth mission.
- [Josiah] I'm going on a stealth mission.
- [Micah] No! I literally just-
(techno music)
(water mine beeping)
- [Josiah] Oh, poop.
(water spraying) (screaming)
- [Shiloh] Wait wait wait!
They activated one of my mine fields.
They're trying to sneak around.
- [Kayla] A trap? How many booby traps do you have
around here?
- [Shiloh] Well, there's the...
And there's...
There's also...
Okay. Let's just assume that everywhere is booby trapped.
Only step where I step.
(techno music)
- [Judah] William, why is it warm?
(giggles)
William, why is it warm?
Oh, there's a smell. (shrieks)
There's a smell! Oh my gosh, there's a smell!
- [Josiah] Okay. We're out of range of all their blasters.
We should be safe here.
(smack)
(screaming)
(cackling)
(slingshot firing)
(cackling)
(slingshot firing)
(screaming)
- [Josiah] Whoa. That's nice.
- [Elijah] Was that my new blaster?
- [Judah] No...?
(techno music)
- [Micah] Ah! Time to buy a loot crate. (ding)
(humming)
Here you go.
- [Elijah] Are you paying to win?
- [Micah] Yup.
- [Elijah] Oh, oh, that's real low.
- [Judah] Yeah, and that's unfair for us broke people.
- [Micah] Heheh! Haha!
Why is it empty?
- [Boy] Water costs extra.
(sighs) (techno music)
- [Elijah] Okay. I've opened up seven chests
and I haven't gotten to anything cool. Only med kits.
Does anyone have a blaster they can spare?
- [Shiloh] Nope, sorry!
- [Judah] Sorry, me neither.
- [Elijah] Really, Judah?
You don't have one blaster you can spare?
- [Judah] Nope.
(techno music)
- [Elijah] Oh yes! Someone left a really cool blaster!
Yes, haha!
- [Kayla] You can have my own med kit if you want.
(techno music)
- [Josiah] Wait wait wait! This is on of Shiloh's
minefields.
If we step on it, it all goes off.
- [Mary] What's the lightest thing ever?
- [Josiah] Air!
- [Mary] Yeah!
(inhaling deeply)
- [Elijah] How... How did that work?
- [Judah] Elijah! Elijah, I've been soaked!
They got me, I'm down!
- [Elijah] Oh, wow. Look who needs my med kits now.
- [Judah] You know what? I'm fine. I'll just sit here wet.
- [Elijah] D'oh, let me help you.
(techno music)
(panting)
(water spraying)
- [Elijah] Micah! Are you camping?
- [Micah] No, I'm not camping.
- [Elijah] That's a sleeping bag. I see it right there.
- [Micah] It's still not camping, okay?
(water spraying)
- [Elijah] Shiloh, I just got soaked.
I gotta head back to base and dry off.
- [Shiloh] Okay, go! - [Elijah] Good luck.
- [Judah] Shiloh, I found some armor!
(rustling)
Prepare to be carried.
(rustling)
(water spraying) (shrieking)
- [Shiloh] Ooh!
- [Judah] It did not work.
(squeaking)
(water spraying) (shrieking)
- [Shiloh] Go back and dry off!
(water gun pumping)
(water spraying)
- [Mary] Micah, I gotta go back to base!
(yelling)
(water squirting weakly)
(groaning in frustration)
(yelling)
(water splashing)
(groaning in frustration)
- [Shiloh] This is our chance.
We have got to beat them.
- [Micah] We need reinforcements.
I have to call in the big boss.
(gasps)
- [Josiah] What? They're uncontrollable.
They'll get the whole world soaked!
- [Mary] There has to be another way.
- [Micah] There is no other way! We have to.
(safe dial clicking)
(phone lifting off holder)
- [Micah] Yes. I'm sorry.
I know I'm not supposed to wake you up this early,
but it's an emergency. We need your help.
(intense music)
- [Jocelyn] I heard you guys needed to win a water fight.
(intense dubstep music)
(yelling) (water spraying)
(intense dubstep music)
- [Kayla] Clever.
(water spraying) (giggling)
(shrieking) (giggling)
- [Jocelyn] I love the smell of water in the morning.
- [Micah] Ah, geez. I forgot what this does to you.
(intense dubstep music) (giggling)
(water spraying) (yelling)
(shrieking)
- [Mary] I got it!
(grenade beeping) Uh oh.
(water splashing)
(yelling) (water spraying)
- [Mary] I'm out! I'm sorry guys!
- [Judah] Kayla's out!
- [Shiloh] I'm all out!
- [Elijah] Me too.
(water pouring)
- [Judah] Ready?
(groaning)
(intense battle music)
(yelling)
- [Elijah] I have to go get more supplies!
(water spraying)
- [Shiloh & Judah] (slowed audio) No!
(intense battle music)
- [Josiah] Yeah!
(intense battle music)
(ding)
(helicopter sounds)
- [Micah] Jocelyn, you called in a water nuke?
- [Jocelyn] Yeah. I will soak everybody! (giggling)
- [Micah] Jocelyn, but that includes us!
- [Jocelyn] Hm, yes.
(yelling) (gasps)
(intense battle music)
- [Shiloh] Judah!
(screaming)
(pop) (water splashing)
(screaming) (water splashing)
(cheering)
- [Judah] Yeah! - [Shiloh] Yeah!
- [Josiah] Okay, you guys win.
(party music)
- [Josiah] Mom says we can't go in until we're dry.
(groaning)
- [Jocelyn] Maybe I got a little carried away.
- [Micah] Ya think?
- [Jocelyn] Least I did not cry like someone.
(arguing)
(party music)