>> HOW DO YOU DISTRIBUTE MILLIONS OF PFIZER'S COVID 19
VACCINES ACROSS THE COUNTRY?
WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, OF COURSE, IS NOTHING NEW, BUT SUBZERO
WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
>> THE PFIZER VACCINE REQUIRES STORAGE IN SPECIAL ULTRA-COLD
FREEZERS.
LEFT OUT TOO LONG AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, AND IT SPOILS.
( BELL RINGING ) >> HERE COMES MR. SOFTEE, THE
SOFT ICE CREAM MAN!
>> HEY, MR. SOFTEE, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER COME UP WITH A CURE
FOR HAVING AN ICE CREAM CONE FOR A HEAD?
>> (LAUGHING) NO, LITTLE TIMMY, I DON'T, BECAUSE WHAT MR. SOFTEE
HAS ISN'T ANY SORT OF OF DISEASE.
WHAT MR. SOFTEE HAS IS -- ( SUSPENSFUL SOUNDS )
-- A CURSE.
( LIGHTNING AND THUNDER )
>> Announcer: IT'S A "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!