We all thought this was to chill today we're playing duck duck goose and Red
Rover we're like oh I feel like kids again like this is so fun and then he
pees let me reduce you to your camp counselor comedian actor Billy Eichner
hey guys how are ya hi Billy Eichner is very hilarious
he just says what's on his mind and I'm a big fan we have a great day ahead
you've already started little barbecue having a little fun all the wieners got
burning oh that sounds like my campus look the great thing about camp a lot of
great memories sometimes you find your first love a lot of times you have your
first kiss the bad part about camp is when it's over you go home Randall a
friendly competition we're gonna break you up into two teams
losing team you're going home back to the mansion winning team its sleepaway
camp so you're gonna spend the night under the stars with Colton business can
easy our first day and it's hard you know tonight a star moves fast like no
other girls will have that opportunity until potentially the fantasy suite all
right ladies we'll see in a bit everything is that thick we either have
like an entire day and night with Colton who knows what could happen
this is everything Colton all right I'm just met you yes um you're a virgin
yes never even like a one-night no I feel like those are awkward I don't know
they're fantastic are you gonna wait to get married
I'm gonna wait until I'm in love fine you get an award um okay but let's say
then you have sex and the sex is bad wait there's always room for improvement
not a lot the last time I was around this many virgins well I was a guest on
the view I'm glad you waited to have sex until
you found someone who can successfully do a three-legged race I think that's
what they're gonna do yeah I got a spoon is this not criteria that you normally
look for no the first thing I do I'm gay I know that's a shock Calton and that I
think you should look into maybe you're the first gay bachelor and we don't even
know yeah I put that in your promo see you later
Oh
welcome to the camp bachelor Jamboree team with the highest points wins an
incredible night camping out with Colton alright let's get this competition
started I told the girls in my team I said blood sweat tears crying leave it
all out there red team ready yellow team ready I swear if I go home tonight
because of one of the other girls they're gonna wish that they were crying
out there like a broken chicken we're all here to fight for a man I think he's
looking for who is aggressive who's willing to fight for him and who also
has fun with it - team red team wins the first competition
next event canoe race red team is in the lead which he was ready he was in the
lead as usual
for a teen going it's like Colton trying to find a vagina it hasn't happened yet
yo
I'm sorry I wanted a guest spot on the Goulburn all right we got one in the bag
now we just got to win the tug-of-war otherwise we have to go back to the
mansion and we need to stay here tonight now got this
welcome to the tug of war this is the final competition both teams ready yeah
Oh
get back so Jamboree Red Team Oh miss we watch we get to stay so good
the yellow team is going back to the mansion which sucks for them now the
problem glad I was on the winning team
I am too
the hardest part is losing and not getting to spend the rest of the night
with him and establish connections with him because I feel like I don't really
have those connections and it just sucks
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