You wanna hear a cheesy joke?
Knock knock, who's there?
CHEESE!
Ha, yeah...
SHUT UP!!!!
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>> IAN: I don't get it...all I see is a guy bouncing on a ball.
>> ANTHONY: Just wait.
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>> ANTHONY: Look!
*Ian looks at the TV screen with a bad watch*
>> ANTHONY: Aw, man! I used the wrong cheese, now my nachos suck!
*whines*
>> MOM: Now, don't have a meltdown, have a "Meltdown", a Kraft Singals Meltdowns that is!
>> ANTHONY: Wow! Thanks, mom!
>> ANTHONY: Holy moley, that looks good!
*Crunch* >> ANTHONY: Wow, this is amazing!
>> ANTHONY: So what do you think? Practically, everyone on Earth is gonna see this tonight.
>> IAN: It's alright, I guess...
>> IAN: ...but your acting sucks.
>> ANTHONY: You're just jealous cause you're never gonna be in a commercial.
>> ANTHONY: I just seriously don't get your shirt.
>> IAN: I don't even wanna explain this-
>> GIRL: Oh my god, you are that guy from those cheese commercials!
>> GIRL: Can I get a picture?
>> ANTHONY (undeciding): ...Sure?
*camera sound*
>> GIRL: Um, excuse me. I ONLY take pictures with famous people. Get out of here, loser!
*Moans in pain*
*spits*
>> IAN: Look, it was on last night, when you were asleep, I recorded it.
>> IAN (narrator): Do you have gigantic mutant bugs flying around in your house?
>> IAN: Yeah?
>> IAN (narrator): Then what you need is the Gigant-o Bug swatter 20,000!
>> IAN: Wow!
*Ian yells while everyone realizes this is just a fake photo of a fly.*
>> IAN: It worked!
>> ANTHONY: That was totally fake!
>> IAN: No, it wasn't!
>> ANTHONY: Why can't you just admit that you're never gonna be in a commercial?
>> IAN: Well, why can't you just admit that you're a gigantic idiot?!
*Ian cries*
>> ANTHONY (in imagination): You're never gonna be in a commercial!
>> IAN: Shut up!
>> MAN: Hey man. I heard you wanna be in a commercial
>> MAN: It just so happens I need someone for my commercial, you're interested?
>> MAN: So for this commercial
>> MAN: You sneak into that house. (Ian: Ok) Take all the china table ware, and get out without anyone noticing
>> IAN: Alright.
>> ANTHONY (stranger): Hey, what the heck in the world are you doing?
>> IAN: Oh, don't worry, it's for a commercial.
>> ANTHONY (stranger): Oh, cool!
>> ANTHONY (stranger): Go right on ahead, sir!
>> IAN: Alright, I got them.
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>> ANTHONY (in imagination): You think you're in a real commercial? You're never gonna be in a real commercial.
>> IAN (in anger): YES...I AM!
*Sound of breaking glass*
>> ANTHONY (in imagination): I am in your imagination, you idiot!
*Evil laugh*
>> IAN: Shut up! *more evil laugh from anthony* I HATE YOU, AND I ESPECIALLY HATE YOUR STUPID HAIRCUT!
>> MAN: Hey, buddy, this haircut cost me $30 at the salon!
>> MAN: You know what? You're fired!
>> MAN: Oh yeah, your acting sucks!
>> ANTHONY (stranger): Hey, that wasn't a real commercial, was it?
>> IAN: Yeah, it was.
>> ANTHONY (stranger): Oh hot diggity dog!
>> ANTHONY (stranger): Where's the the hidden camera?!
>> ANTHONY (stranger): I bet it's in my cat!
>> ANTHONY (stranger): HEY MOM, I'M ON TV!
To see another fake commercial Ian made, go to smosh.com.
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