hi it's Divya G. What does the G stand for? (Nothing because I am sitting)
The G stands for giving up hope
and the will to live ;(
The world gave us Twilight
and then the world gifted us with fifty shades of gray and then the world said
wait
MY UTERAL LINING ISN'T DONE
YET
here's After.
So on this channel we make a lot of jokes about my ex,
Wattpad ;(
There is a book on Wattpad called After, it's a Harry Styles fan fiction that is now
being turned into a Hollywood blockbuster movie. I feel like just
because your material is published online for free doesn't mean that it
can't have potential to be good but this is a big but... a big bootaYYY. Wattpad is
kind of known for bad boys and and bad writing
Wattpad is a platform that had a lot of potential to be good but it just
wasn't :( (like me and this channel)
I mean I feel like I need a little bit of backstory before I watch this
trailer - just so I know what I'm getting myself into
first before we DIIIIIVE right in
*shocked choke* 101 part story?!
Erm, I don't think so.
Divya.......... READ!
Ok
Warning!! :)
um I also wrote a lot of the story from my phone so you
will find typos and errors please these excludes excuse them I mean I understand
the fact that this is Wattpad so it wasn't intended on becoming you know a
blockbuster Hollywood film. Imagine if an author published a book and was like
yeah there's a lot of typos and I wrote most of this on you know my toilet paper
when I was taking a big shit a big diarrhoea so please excuse any any any
markings that you find. Oh I'm loving the castings.
Harry Styles as....
Harry Styles
Niall Horan as...
Niall Horan
ZAYN MALIK AS ZAYN MALIK?! (Call the police)
*clears throat beautifully*
"Tessa!" I hear my mom's voice call from downstairs
I groan to myself and roll out of my tiny yet comfortable bed while neatly
tucking the corners of my bed sheets into the headboard - do i why do I need to
know? "Tessa!" she calls again. "I'm up" I yell back. I spent the last few years
nervously anticipating Ccollege my weekends were spent studying and
preparing for this day while my peers were out getting drunk wasting their
time and jeopardizing their futures. Huh she's she's a good girl and you know
good Asian girl my dad and you would be friends
probably prefer you as a
daughter to me. You know in college you're out here to study! And you study only ok?
No disco no nothing.
The day my acceptance letter to Washington State University came I
was thrilled (like Michael Jackson) I expected it but that didn't take any of the excitement
away my mother cried for what felt like hours and I have to admit I was pretty
proud of myself oh my heart blah blah blah you know what it is not a Wattpad
book until you start off you know you have to start in media res in the middle
of the action of getting out of bed because that's just incredibly
interesting. I washed my hair and my body lazily running a razor of my legs to
remove the small stubble that has appeared over the weekend okay Wattpad is
just known for the unnecessary you like extra too much information detail. My
boyfriend Noah (okay interesting) will be here soon to ride with me and my mother
What type of riding are you talking about? I just need a decent roommate that's the
only thing I'm asking for I feel like with the way this I know Wattpad goes
you're gonna get more than just a decent roommate if you know what I mean ;) ;) "Theresa!"
no I did not know that mother Theresa was gonna make an appearance in a Harry
Styles fanfiction.
"I am coming down now please don't call my name again" I yell
as I walk down the stairs Noah is sitting at the table across my
mother dressed in a blue polo shit and khaki - his normal attire. His blonde hair is
combed and lightly gelled to perfection
Smells like the smell of privilege probably goes fishing on the weekends
you know probably plays golf. "hey college girl" he smiles a bright perfectly light
smile while standing to pull my into a tight hug hey I give him an equally
bright smile and pull my dirty blonde hair into a bun
guys guys pull the alarm- yikes there we go yeah yeah this
if I had any doubts that I was reading a Wattpad novel um my doubts have been
cleared. "honey we can all" oh sorry "honey we can wait a couple minutes while you
fix your hair" my mom says quietly running disapproving eyes over me
your mom does not like your style girl your mom thinks you a mess. I'll make my
way to the mirror
THERE IT IS
Oh god.
here's the mirror scene where the character looks into the mirror and says
oh- look at my- look at my my lanky pale face and my my mousey
brown hair. I have no idea what college will be like
WILL I MAKE FRIENDS?!
continue reading the next
part... CHAPTER 2 WHAT A CLIFFHANGER! "here we are!" my mother squeals -oh.. squeals?
"Here we are!" My mother squeals as we drive
through the stone gates and into the campus the campus oh do I care blah blah
blah blah my only daughter a college student living on her own I just can't
believe it. Noah follows us carrying my bags as we navigate through the corridor
is Noah your personal assistant? why is he carrying your bags? Can you not carry
yourself ? Rust be sure you remember- now just be sure you remember everything I
told you you don't want to do anything that would RuIn YoUr FuTurE. I love these kind words
reminds me of the last words that my dad said to me when I first came to
university um
no disco okay ?
she checks the time on her watch a watch that she
certainly couldn't afford but purchased anyway.... No why is this necessary
it's b22 we are in C hall- I like I don't care- the girl laying across the
bed has bright red hair eyes lined with what looks like inches of black liner
and her arms are covered in tattoos Hey the stranger says offering a smile her
smile is quite intriguing much to my surprise I'm Avril Lavigne she says and sets up
on her elbows h--hey I'm Tessa I choke, all of my manners flying out the door. We're
only on Chapter two and girl she's already choking ;) her manners are flying
out the door welcome to WSU where the dorms are tiny
and the parties are huge the Crimson had girl grins her head
falls back into a fit of laughter oh okay wait I have to rec-
welcome to WSU where the doors are tiny and the parties are huge! *forced laughter*
Cause that's just- :|
my mother's jaw is resting wide open on the carpet and Noah shifts
uncomfortably yeah I'd be comfortable too if something if some tattooed girl is just
laughing about how the dorms are tiny and the parties are huge and then
your mother's jaw has dislocated and is resting on the carpet. "Come in!" my new roommate
yells the door opens and two boys walk inside before she finishes her greeting
two boys inside female dorms on the first day
two boys already inside your room on day one it's been one hours and here I
can't even get a text back :( ): hey you Steph's roommate? the blond boy
asks. He doesn't have as many tattoos as the other boy... but he has them yeah
my name is Jeff I managed to say my eyes shift to the tall brown-haired boy leaning
against the wall his hair is a mop of waves on his head an actual mop on his
head okay pushed back off his forehead and he has metal in his eyebrow and lip my eyes
travell down his black t-shirt to his arms which are covered in tattoos as
well not an inch of untouched skin is seen I expect him to introduce himself
but he doesn't instead he rolls his eyes and annoyance and pulls a cell phone
from the pocket of his tIGhT black jeans he definitely isn't as friendly as his
blond friend. Do I spot the bad boy? The love interest? The one who's gonna change
Tessa to be a little bad girl the one who Tessa is gonna you know learn more
about and realize he's actually a softy inside his hard tight little exterior
continue reading next part okay I don't know if I can make it to chapter 3 let
alone 101 oh why is this after trailer oh wait no I don't want spoilers thank
you often our of my mother warning me against parties and boys about.... what's
she doing? She's taking a shower I feel like that's enough context to watch the
trailer now
ooh wait wait my father would approve of this you know she's studying because she
is out here in college trying to get a degree she's reading the books out cuz
she's not out here, wasting her time you know jeopardizing her future
Trailer: There are moments in our lives that seem to define us
Trailer: Truth or dare
Oo already okay I spotted a house party but
that's okay Teresa May I'm gonna let that go I'm gonna pretend like you know
you didn't know what was happening you know someone told you that it was gonna
be study meeting but actually ended up being a party that's not your fault
Trailer: are you a virgin?
Erm are you a virgin? Um yes because you're
waiting until MARRIAGE.
Trailer: I dare you to make
Oh... wait
Trailer: out with Hardin
wha--ok whA- WHA
I did not know that Reggie from Surf's Up was in this movie what???
johnny test what
Trailer: I'm done playing this game.
yeah you tell them! you go back home and you study! Oh
reading! What you doing? Reading- that that does not that that did not look like studying
to me it's okay I'm gonna let that go you know maybe I didn't know it dropped
to the floor and you were just like oh just need to pick up the book I really
hope here he is whispering to you the quadratic formula oh I love the fact that he
has has a British accent because it's not a Wattpad book until you've
got Harry Styles with the British accent (I mean he wouldn't have a Nigerian accent)
Why is this if Remi Malik had a baby with a with a with a tarsier.
Trailer: What are you dreaming about?
She was dreaming about you know mathematics and Shakespeare and you know Latin. Caecilius est in via.
Not dreaming about bad sinful things
WHA
A lot of nakedness wha-
Too much SKIn
well you know the kumbaya my lord kumbaya what are they singing you know
Hakuna Matata it's a campfire Camp Rock you know that you're out here
singing you better be singing Jesus songs! A lot of rain.. a lot of water
ERRRRRRRM that's not how you read a book
WHAT ARE WE UNZIPPING?
The only thing you're supposed to be unzipping is you know the file folders that you're downloading for
your coursework. There was- ok okay that just endly--abrupted end wha- okie..
symbolism she starts off wearing very
innocent cutesy cutesy outfits and you know she's reading a book you know got
her hair tied up and then ba-bam suddenly in the space of literally 30
seconds I'm seeing a lot of enough skin all of kissy-kissy a lot of a lot of
water and wetness I don't know if that's symbolism being this disrespecting the
book like this y'all can't believe I am going to hell in my next life yeah
50 shades of grey but for teenagers I feel like there's nothing inherently
wrong with sexual things but it's just in the context of this movie the fact
that it was a) a Wattpad fanfic and I haven't read the fanfics I can't
you know I'm just speculating here but y'all know if it's a Wattpad fanfic the
relationship wise it is not going to be the most healthy it is not going to be
the most just like I feel like there's probably a lot of negative toxic
emotions gonna be running around especially with the fact that you know
what's the truth or dare are you a virgin like um
truth or dare are we in year 7??? (srsly tho) I just feel like there's just so many talented
people out here on this earth and there's there's so many stories to be
told why are we getting this like this hat like I literally I used to joke
about the fact that Harry Styles fanfic was I can't get over the fact that is I
hear maybe am I in a SiMuLaTiON?? is this a joke it's someone's gonna come and tell
me that I'm being punked??? am I on TV yeah as much I complain about the fact
that trash keeps being made and it at least it gives me content for my my
trash channel :) the likelihood of it being like really good it's just kind of low
really low low low low Flo Rida low. I don't know what I feel I don't know I'm
curious to hear about what your thoughts are because yeah we're really living in
a society
opinions I will just I would like some opinions yes
WhY i S tHis being made