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>> Lee: The Loch Ness monster!!
Nessie, Neessiteras rhombopteryx…
DOES SHE EXIST!!!
YES!!
She does!
After thousands of years of sightings from 565 A.D. to now!
Proof!
Check out this spec, yup--- good old google maps, making peoples dreams come true!
Here’s what I’m gonna do…
Planning a crowd sourced or maybe kickstarter funded trip to find her… then I find her,
connect, and tame her as my own, ride her like the true ocean dinosaur that she is…
Aw man—so for the kickstarter I’m thinking I’ll crochet a lil nessie…
>> Joe: Lee, I’m sorry…
it’s a fake.
>> Lee: No joe, no.
PLEASE NO.
>> Joe: Yeah…
>> Lee: But we found her!
Through Google satellite imaging, finally the powerful tool of exploration and monitoring
has proven this myth, unmythical!
I mean sure it was spotted by members of the Official Loch ness monster fan club so It’s
a little suspicious, but what if they were the only ones that found her cause they’re
the only ones who believe!!!!
>> Joe: Yeah but even the president of the fan club Gary Campbell said the picture looked
like a boat wake… just with the boat missing” but upon further inspection…
>> Lee: Why??
Why are you a dream killer, You know there’s always gonna be skeptics out there joe!
Why is there no boat in the boat wake joe!!
Skeptics!
>> Joe: Skeptics or you know facts…
like a number of articles have stated this happens a lot, things “going missing”
from satellite imagery cause of how the computer programs stitch together overlapping images
to form a coherent picture of the world below… sometimes the stitching algorythms go awry…
>> Lee: and sometimes ocean dinosaurs don’t want to be discovered cause they know they
would be exploited, much like the circus elephant or Britney spears.
>> Joe: There’s photos of the boat.
Mickwest from Metabunk.org tweeted out an image that kind of proves it.
>> Lee: you know there are over 20 sightings a year, and that over 1,500 years ago people
in northern scottland even carved nessies picture on stone… and that sometimes its
important to never give up on your dreams.
>> Joe: Yeah.
>> Lee: Hey joe remember that time you told me the loch ness monster wasn’t real and
almost ruined my childlike wonder with facts…
thanks for not doing that.
( lee walks off)
>> Joe: Just to recap- a boat not the loch ness monster.
Don’t tell lee.
>> Question: so guys what myth do you hope is true let us know in the comment section.
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