(soft piano music)
- [Emily] Previously on Pretty Little Liars Spoof.
- Hanna, you can't let anyone know
about our Girl Scout deal.
- I don't know who the ringleader is,
but whoever they are, they're dangerous.
- I think my mom's a witch.
- I killed Charles.
- You shouldn't have stepped in front of that spell.
You're a teacher at Rosewood High.
- No I'm not, I'm a student at Rosewood High.
- The spell will wear off.
It's just gonna take a few hours, maybe a day.
- Why were you talking to my mom?
Oh!
- Hanna, you can't speak about the Girl Scout Cookies.
- [Hanna] I wonder what's in there.
- What the hell is this?
- Who are you guys?
(text message tones)
- Solve these puzzles before sunrise
and you will be free from me forever.
- [Emily] Do not go through
the secret door in front of you.
- [Khloe] You stupid bitch, come back here!
- I sent the answer.
- I didn't finish my puzzle solving.
- A says I got it right,
and me and my sisters are free to go.
- Guys, where's Emily?
- How did we not notice Emily was gone?
- I don't know!
- Guys, I think I know what happened.
- What?
- Maybe she's gone invisible.
- I should've expected that answer.
- When was the last time we saw Em?
- Before we split up to play A's game.
- We have to go look for her.
- I think we should stay here
and wait for Emily to come to us.
- I agree.
- What if she's in danger?
- What if we are put in danger trying to find her?
- We should at least try.
- Emily will be fine.
- How do you know?
- She's survived every lesbian death trope.
- True, but maybe Hanna has a point.
We should look for Emily.
- We can split up in pairs.
- There's only three of us.
- What about Mona?
- Mona, what the hell are you doing here?
- I followed your scent.
- What-- - I'll help you find Emily.
- No. - Hanna,
we could use the extra help.
- No.
- Aria will come with me and Mona will go with Hanna.
- Yay!
- (bleep)
- Hello?
Is there anybody there to kill me?
(text message tone)
Go through the door in front of you.
Why, why should I listen to a word you say?
I'm not going through that door.
(text message tone)
Oh, well, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
How can I make it up to you?
(text message tone)
Okay, I will.
- Did we really have to come
to a creepy mansion of all places?
- All my bitches come here to lay low.
- All your bitches?
- I had to make sure we were nowhere close to town.
- You're sure we won't be caught?
- Chill, Phoebe, no one will know we're here.
- So what happens now?
- We wait for Alison to wake.
The spell should be out of her system by then.
- Spell?
What's going on here?
- Oh, turkey bird.
- Ugh, we'll never find her.
There's too many rooms.
- Wow.
- Look, whatever crazy shit you're about to say, save it.
I just wanna find Em.
- I just find it interesting--
- Find what interesting?
- You're awfully worried about Emily.
- Duh.
- I've never seen you worried about me like that.
- Are you kidding me?
- I figured since I was your original bestie
that you'd show the same amount of worry.
- You punched me just hours ago.
- Accidents happen.
- Mona, you've tried to kill me multiple times!
- Are you really still hung up on that?
- You helped Charles torture us.
- Hanna, that's all water under the bridge.
- Yeah, water that you tried to drown us in, bitch.
- Look, how can we move past this?
- We can't, Mona!
- You can trust me, Hanna.
- Then prove it.
What the f--
- What about now, Hanna?
- Mona--
- Do you trust me now, Hanna?
I'm doing this for you.
- How will this make me trust you?
- [Mona] What about that window?
- What about it?
- I will jump out of that window for you, Hanna.
- What, no!
- I want you to trust me, Hanna.
- Do not jump out of that window!
Mona! (crashing)
Mona?
- [Mona] Is that good enough for you, Hanna?
- [Hanna] Mona, why would you do that?
It makes no sense!
- What's going on up there?
- [Hanna] This dumb bitch just jumped out the window.
- Sounds like fun.
Can we go next?
- No, we need to concentrate on finding Emily.
- Spencer?
- Yeah?
- Don't you think there's something weird
going on with my mom?
- You mean other than her being a real life witch?
- Why would she take Alison like that?
And why was Alison acting like--
- We were back in high school?
I don't know, that was weird.
- Maybe we've gone back in time.
- What?
- Think about it.
- You first!
- Maybe we're not actually here,
or we're just starting where we left off.
- Aria--
- We had a time jump, but what if Ali missed it
and didn't get to time jump with us?
It would explain why Ali's still stuck in high school
in her mind, or maybe she has some unfinished business
because of that traumatic time and wants to revisit it
to fix what was broken, even if it's not real.
- I...
Why did some of that make sense to me?
- What are you doing?
- Damn it.
- Why are you both here?
- Better question, why are you here?
- Me and the girls were led to this location.
- By who?
- It's a long story.
- Probably by A.
- Okay, it's not that long.
You didn't answer my question.
What's going on here?
- It's not what it looks like.
- Why do you have Ali?
Why is she knocked out?
- We were just--
- Role playing, um, Harry Potter.
- Harry Potter?
- Yep, mmhmm.
- I love Harry Potter!
Which characters are you playing?
- Characters?
- Yeah, who are you role playing as?
- Well, um, I am Sam, and Phoebe is Frodo.
- That's Lord of the Rings.
- Yes, Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings.
I believe that was the fourth movie.
It's my favorite, seen it nine times.
- You're lying!
Tell me the truth or else.
- Ella did a spell to make one forget something they saw
or heard that was meant for Aria.
- How often have you done this to Aria?
- Two, three times a week.
- It all makes sense now.
- I know, right?
I'll gather up the girls and get them home.
I'm sure you two have plenty to talk about.
- But that doesn't explain why Ali's here.
- Alison accidentally stepped in the path of my spell
and it hit her instead.
- Is that why she thinks she's in high school?
- Yes, but the spell should wear off soon.
It should've worn off earlier.
- Should've?
- For some reason it's acting very slowly.
- What could cause that?
- You're just full of questions tonight, aren't you bitch?
Sorry, sorry.
There are only a few things
that could cause a spell to slow.
Either she's a witch herself, or--
- Or what?
- I'd have to run a test to confirm my second theory.
- Do it.
- Oh my God.
- What is it?
Are you feeling better?
- Other than a headache, yeah.
Emily, what's wrong?
- Ali, Aria's mom ran a test to see
why the spell hadn't worn off yet.
Ali, you're pregnant, and it's my eggs in your body.
- Yeah, I've been waiting for the right time to tell you.
- What?
- The night Charles died you agreed to give me your eggs.
We've been through so much, haven't we, Em?
- I want you to have my baby!
- What?
- I'll give you my eggs!
- Emily--
- Nobody else wants them, and I trust you more
than anyone else in the world.
- Are you sure about this?
- Yes, Ali, take my eggs.
Let's raise a baby together!
But that doesn't count, I was drunk!
- No you weren't.
- No matter what, always remember
that I'm agreeing to this completely sober.
In fact, I've been preparing for this
exact moment since I was fourteen.
All you have to do is sign,
and you'll be having my baby with my eggs.
Oh.
- We'll get through this together, Emily.
You're gonna be a great mother.
- Even though I'm pretty sure I'm not ready for this
mentally, financially, or emotionally,
I'll take care of this baby with you, Ali.
- Baby?
- Yeah, the baby--
- It's not just one baby, Em.
We're having quadruplets.
- I'm glad we found Em, but I'm sick of playing A's games.
- Tell me about it.
- And Mona, Emily, Jenna, and Sara
have this weird Girl Scout Cookies business going.
- Maybe A is the ring leader?
- No, I am the one behind the Girl Scout Cookies.
And I killed Charles.
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