- I know I'll do very well.
How well will you do Sam?
- Yeah, I'm already setting myself up for the fall here.
I obviously have worked with you for, you know,
a number of years now.
Almost eight years.
And yet, somehow none of it has gone in.
- It's almost nine.
- Is it? - [Caitriona] Yeah.
Well, that's a good start.
Hi there, we're the cast of Outlander and--
- The whole cast?
- We are the whole cast of Outlander, are we here to test...
- How well we know each other.
- Right.
Yeah.
With Vanity Fair.
- What's your name again?
[funky music]
- All right.
[Sam laughs]
- What app do I use the most on my phone?
- Does it begin with an R?
[Caitriona laughs]
- Um.
- [Sam] I know which one you use the most.
- I'd say you use,
oh, God.
It's a tie.
I'd say you probably,
actually I'd say you probably use Instagram
more than you do Twitter.
- Correct.
Instagram.
[Caitriona laughs]
- Cait uses Twitter.
- If I was a cocktail...
- Ooh.
- What kind of cocktail would I be?
- A-ha. - A-ha.
- Well, it depends if you're describing yourself
or if I am.
[Caitriona laughs]
- I would describe you.
- As?
- An Irish coffee.
[Caitriona laughs]
- However, I think you would describe yourself
as a Gin martini.
- No, wrong on both.
- Oh, spicy margarita.
Nice one.
- Let's NFT that.
- Oh, yeah, look, there's a little spice.
There's a little ice cube. - Yeah.
- Little jalapeno. - A straw.
- Yeah, that is delicious actually.
What qualities do I look for in a romantic partner?
- Well.
Oh, right,
I know you wanna write it down first.
- Oh, I have to write it down.
So I just let you write it down.
- Yeah.
- Just write it down.
Go on.
What do I look for in a romantic partner?
No, keep it clean.
"Must like fitness".
That's true.
Yeah.
Keep it clean.
[Caitriona laughs]
That'll do it, "Must like fitness".
[Caitriona laughs]
- Easy.
Wow.
- Kind
- Kind, kind, kind.
- And adventurous.
- Adventurous, yes, yes.
Great, great at conversation.
- Good chats.
- Borderline Alco.
- Hmm.
- I hate to say, these are actually kind of all qualities
that you like apart from the fitness and--
- Yeah, no, I don't care about fitness.
- You, you are kind of those.
- Yeah.
- Anyway, if you fill out these criteria
call Sam on [555] 625-2615.
- Yeah.
Or just email.
- Or just slide into his DM's.
- Email Caitriona with your--
- Yes, I'll,
I'll sort through the riff raff.
What is my favorite episode of Outlander?
- There's been so many.
Favorite episode?
- I have to think about this too.
- Your favorite episode, your favorite episode.
I think I know.
- It's a toss up.
I'm gonna do both.
And then if you get--
- If I get one, do I get half a point?
- Yeah.
- Okay, so I have to get both.
Wait.
Do you actually know the numbers of the episodes?
- I think so, yeah.
- Okay, I'm gonna say it is "Faith".
- No, actually.
That would be my favorite out of season two.
So--
- Why, what, you're choosing this season?
- No. - First season?
- Well, I was like, the first episode.
- Well I was gonna say episode, but then--
- Or then this episode six or three.
- Oh.
Can I get a little bonus point?
- You, you can have 1/4 of a point.
- 1/4 for "Faith".
- Yeah, there you go.
- What is my favorite item of clothing?
Oh.
- I mean, cause you have like 7 million of them.
- Ooh, it's not underwear,
is it?
- No, leather jacket.
- Oh, look at that.
- Ah. - We have a winner.
- I pretended I was looking,
but I wasn't actually looking.
Look at that. - Well done.
- How many languages do I speak?
When I'm sober.
- I think I know this answer.
I mean speak is a very loose term.
- Yeah, in the loosest of terms.
- In the very loosest term,
I'm going to say three.
- Oh.
- Yes.
Three-ish.
Yes. - Three-ish.
- Very much ish.
- English, Gaelic and French?
- Yeah. - There you go.
Oh, this one's too easy.
What's my favorite drink?
- Whiskey. - Whiskey.
Come on.
[Caitriona laughs]
- What does my perfect date look like?
- Does this is like a romantic date?
- [Caitriona] I assume.
- Or just like date, date in a year.
Your perfect date would probably be, definitely a good meal.
Couple of drinks, cinema.
Probably a nap at some point.
[Caitriona laughs]
- Well, I was writing it as you were saying it,
but it's right.
Fancy dinner and some good wines.
- Yeah, yeah.
What's my favorite thing to cook or bake?
- Well you see, you got into cooking in the last few years.
Didn't you?
- Yeah, yeah, little bit.
- I mean, when I first met you...
- Yeah, not so much.
- Not so much.
- I have to say it's not, well.
You're not gonna get it.
- Like soak some porridge or something--
- Yes, there you go.
Brilliant.
- That's not cooking.
- Well, it depends what you do with it.
- That's so not cooking.
- It's tremendous.
- Oh, what's the strangest place I've been recognized?
- Probably, I mean, it's gonna be like,
oh, I think,
well, like a bathroom or something?
- H-hm.
And I was very naked.
Two old ladies came over to me.
- At the Blue Lagoon.
Oh, in Iceland?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
In the, in the kind of changing rooms.
It was just like,
"Huh, okay, nice, nice.
It was nice to meet you".
- Were they cover, cover in mud at the time or?
- No.
They were very sweet though.
- Oh, that's nice.
What is my favorite professional sport?
See, that I'm not a professional at.
- I mean to watch it's probably either MMA,
or rock climbing, or rugby.
- I mean. - Or.
- Multiple options there, but I'll give you a point.
And we always beat Ireland.
- No you don't.
- Always beat Ireland.
- If you always beat Ireland
then you would have multiple Six Nations Rugby,
which you don't, but we do.
- Moving on.
- What's my favorite way to relax?
- I mean, it could be a bath,
but I think it's gonna be a book.
Lying on the sofa reading.
Yay.
We're quite good at these.
- Yeah.
We just know each other so well.
- Who do I turn to for advice?
- Me.
[Caitriona laughs]
- Yay.
Love it.
- What is my go-to karaoke song?
- Ooh.
- [Caitriona] I'm not very good, but.
I think it's some--
- It's more like...
- The person.
- [Caitriona] Instead of the song, do the the person.
- I think I know the person.
Is it Blondie?
- Yey. - Great.
I don't think I know this one.
What is my favorite book?
Okay.
- It's either,
is it one of the McNabb books,
or the, what's this?
What's the climbing guy that you went climbing.
You love your climbing.
- I do, but I'm afraid... - [Caitriona] Neither.
The first one was Outlander, "Crosscross"
- Oh, you're such a suck-up.
[Caitriona laughs]
- And of course,
one of my many New York times bestselling books.
[Caitriona laughs]
- What is my favorite movie?
- Oh.
Oh damn.
I should know this one.
- You should know this.
- Oh.
Vietnam...
Private Pyle.
"What is your major malfunction?"
Is it, what's it called though?
It's, it's not Jarhead.
What's, what's it called?
That one.
Full Metal Jacket, yes.
I can see the picture of the, the movie poster.
We're on the last one.
Okay.
What was my worst experience on the set of Outlander?
[Caitriona laughs]
- Was it being stuck on the boat
with no toilet or food for a full day?
- Oh, that's pretty right.
That was pretty bad actually, yeah.
That was pretty horrific.
- What was that?
That bowl, that muddy bowl near bath.
What was that?
- Oh God, yeah.
Okay.
- Was it the seven days
shooting those terrible scenes in the brothel.
- You've got quite a few,
haven't you?
[Caitriona laughs]
- There were quite a few.
I'd say the most challenging was the end,
the ep in season one.
- [Caitriona] Oh, yeah.
- But the worst,
I think it's just general, I'd say midges.
- Oh, the midges.
- The midges are just awful, aren't they?
- Have to explain to anyone who doesn't know,
these are the tiny little,
almost invisible biting something.
They get into your hair, under your costumes.
- [Sam] Under your wig.
- Ugh. - Yeah.
- If I was a Real Housewife on Bravo...
- [Sam] Oh wow.
- Which city would I live in?
- New Jersey.
- No. - Oh, close enough.
- No.
- I was about to say Monaghan.
We should do one.
The Real Housewives of Monaghan.
I'd watch that.
- I don't think it would be the same.
- Do I win?
- Wow, yay. - Yay.
- Yeah.
- I think we all...
- I think we're both winners.
- We've all seen that we both know each other very well
but I know I'm better.
- Yeah, a little bit.
Okay, well.
- Thanks for watching.
"How well do I know you?"
- How well you do know me.
You know me very well and thank you, Vanity Fair.
- Thank you so much.