- What would you do if suddenly, without warning,
your personality type switched
to the opposite personality type?
Let's find out.
- All right, you two love birds,
it is my professional opinion as your wedding planner
that you really need to cut down your guest list.
- Really?
- It's enormous. It's way too many guests.
- It's only 20 people.
- Exactly. That's not a wedding.
That's an uncontrollable blood thirsty mob.
- My manager is currently reviewing my code
for that software, and I have a feeling
he is gonna fire me over it.
Yes, most of my code I write is garbage
that doesn't make any sense
but my infectious smile is irreplaceable in this office.
(bell chimes)
(soft guitar music)
Aw, this is so hard. I feel like giving up.
Just remember why you got into learning the guitar,
so you could express your emotions.
But you really should be suppressing them.
They're really getting in the way
of you doing anything with your life.
(sniffles)
I told you before kid. Crying won't get you a refund.
You want me to invest in your business, huh?
Well, what are your sales?
I've actually got them right here.
It's zero.
I'm not even listening to you anymore.
'Cause I'm too busy saying yes.
Life is short and I really think your fine dining restaurant
that lets dogs sit at the table with their owners
is really cool.
It is a cool idea.
I didn't see anything wrong with your vehicle
so I think you should really think about
what needs to be fixed inside your soul
that you are projecting onto your Kia Soul.
Anyway, that'll be $1,000.
I am so sorry.
Okay, so the company's in hot water
for being insensitive to plus size people.
I know. It seems like a PR disaster.
But look, I am a PR expert.
The solution is simple.
We double down.
You know, like that sandwich from KFC
where the bread is replaced by fried chicken?
Look, it's supposed to be offensive.
I have pulled one card.
It is the seven of hearts.
Oh my gosh. What does that mean?
It means your future cannot be predicted
on the basis of a card.
Reading over.
Alrighty. Well, your taxes are now filed.
Don't be mad, but I totally use some free website
that you could have easily operated yourself
probably with fewer mistakes.
(scoffs)
Anyway, next year you should invest in dogecoin.
I don't really know anything about it
but it's like a big meme on the internet.
So, that's pretty cool.
Did you say you needed help applying that disinfectant?
'Cause I have no clue how to do that.
I mean, I could Google it?
But what if I cheered you up with YouTube videos instead?
How does special snowflake gets obliterated sound?
That's just goo, clean, fun right there.
Before I tear your ridiculous argument to shreds
using facts and logic, we should establish some ground rules
so that no one gets their feelings hurt.
Together, I think we can really guarantee
that this controversial political debate
between two extremes that have no common ground
is a safe space.
Woo! I'm a party animal.
Oh yeah, you are girl.
And my animal of choice of course is the bat.
What?
Which is why, if you need me, I'll be hiding in a corner
cloaked in utter darkness.
That was weird.
I know you think you just checkmated me.
I do.
But you're overlooking my ultimate strategy,
which is that I quit.
You quit?
I mean, how am I supposed to keep track
of all these little pieces
or the different things that allegedly
could happen on the next turn or which color I'm playing as?
Listen up, maggot is a hurtful phrase
that we will no longer be using during bootcamp.
Anyway, today we're gonna go pick
a whole bunch of flowers 'cause fighting sucks.
All right, class.
Romeo and Juliet, what was their tragic flaw?
It was falling in love.
Love does nothing but cloud your judgment, okay?
In fact the whole story is one dumb decision after another.
If they hadn't followed their hearts,
they might still be alive today.
It sounds like you're saying your life
just feels like it's too much to manage right now, right?
Yes, exactly.
Well, in moments like this it's important to turn
to the affirmations I gave you.
So, repeat after me
Bite off more than you can chew.
(paper pad clatters)
And then chew it.
Yes. This is awesome.
My first day as a firefighter.
Although maybe there's some kind of fire conflict resolution
that we haven't thought of yet
that doesn't actually involve fighting?
No?
Okay, in that case,
is it too late for me to be one of those people
who just rescues kittens from trees?
Oh wow. (laughs)
I've made a lot of 16 personalities
comedy sketches on this channel.
You believe me?
Well, why don't you watch some more?
Watch this one here. You'll love it.
Binge the whole playlist right here.
It'll take you several hours.
I appreciate your time and commitment.
And hit the like button.
If you didn't like this video, I tried my best.
See you next week.
Until then, stay cool and attractive.