- Do you think I pulled off red hair in college?
- Yeah.
- Ah, John?
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
(laughing)
(heavy jazz music)
- Hi, I'm David Kleitch
- And I am Wesley Kleitch
- And together, we're the Kleitch brothers.
- I'm Caryn
- And I'm Connie
- We're twins.
- And today, we're taking a lie detector test.
- I'm not nervous about taking this test.
I believe I know everything about this guy, so
I tried to come up with some questions that could really
maybe bring out his dark side, but we'll see.
- Yes, I am nervous for today. I have a lot of secrets.
- This has already revealed too much.
- I'm not really nervous, I'm just, I'm more excited.
- I feel like I already know some of the answers
to these questions, I just want it on tape.
- We're really like honest with each other,
we don't have a lot of secrets from each other, I mean,
I just said we don't have a lot of secrets from each other,
are you about to prove me wrong?
- No.
- Oh, that didn't seem like a lie at all.
- I'm John, I'm a Polygraph Examiner. We're gonna be reading
microscopic changes to their blood, sweat and breathing
as they answer yes or no questions.
- Oh no.
- Should I take the jacket off?
- It'll read right through.
- Oh really? Oh boy.
- Heart rate's already going.
- I've got some questions here. Most of these I've
never asked before.
I'm really excited to find out the answers.
- I'm a really big like goody-two-shoes, so like,
this scenario is nothing I ever wanted to be involved in.
- Perfect! All right, let's go.
- Who do you think our mom loves more, you or me?
- You.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- Have you ever liked a guy I liked?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- [Caryn] Aww.
- Oh, this is gonna be fine.
- I mean, I'm not that surprised, but it's good to know
for sure. Thank you, John.
- Do you think that you're more attractive
to women than I am?
- For sure, yes.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's true.
- Oh!
- Do you think that you are the good twin?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- (laughing)
- You think you're the evil twin?
- I think my name is Conning Connie for a reason.
- No one calls you that.
- Do you think you lie more than I do?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- (laughing)
- I knew that was a lie because he lies more than me.
- Case in point.
- Do you think that you are our parents' favorite child?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- Oh!
- We all know my older brother is.
- Oh yeah, Trey.
- Who is your best friend?
- You are.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- Aww. That's gonna make Mom cry, for sure.
- Do you think I pulled off red hair in college?
- Yeah.
- Ah, John?
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- (screaming and laughing)
- You said you liked it!
- But you had two shades of red hair.
One, we didn't do as well on.
- Uh huh.
- But I think we got around to like the second shade
of red hair, then I felt better about it.
- Likely.
- You've lived with me for over three decades of your life.
Would you say that's too much?
- Yes.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- That is too much.
- And nine and a half months before that too.
- Yeah, nine months before that.
- You still owe me rent.
- Do you still blame me
from when I broke your phone in school?
- When my phone screen fell?
- [Caryn] Uh huh.
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- (laughter)
- Have you ever blamed anything on me?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- That is a lie. That is 100% a lie.
- I'm really relieved it's over. I'm sure John can tell you.
I'm feeling a lot better now.
Caryn asked some questions I am not thrilled about.
It's gonna be no-holds-barred.
- So you think your questions are gonna be better than mine?
- Uh, no, those were really good.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, those were really good.
- I worked hard on it.
- This is, oh man, it's hard realizing that
I'm the dumb twin.
- (laughing)
- How nervous are you right now?
- I'm actually feeling kinda okay.
- Now you're fine?
- I just wrote these five minutes ago so they're-
- You wrote them back when you were my age
- C'mon now with that.
- We're just gonna go right for the jugular.
- Have you ever been sexually attracted
to one of my girlfriends?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- (laughing)
- Which one?
- All of them.
- [David] No.
- Did you like my previous boyfriend?
- Which one?
- You know which one.
- You can't stare this out of me.
- How long do you have to wait before the lie detector
can't tell anymore?
- Did you like my previous boyfriend?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's true.
- (laughing)
- I'm trying to be honest! I think you could have
done better.
- That was actually nice to me.
- [Caryn] Yeah!
- Sorry ex.
- Have you ever told our parents you were me
to get out of trouble?
- Yes.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- Have you ever kept a secret from me?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- Okay, like one. Fine, I ate the ice cream
from that container that one time.
- Are you talking about the Ben and Jerry's?
- [Caryn] Yes!
- Are you the evil twin?
- No.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- What?
- That's right.
- This thing's broken.
- Do you like all of my friends. My separate friends.
- Yes.
- That is such a lie.
- (buzzer buzzes) That's a lie.
- Uh huh, that was a real long pause.
- Well, I like all your friends now, but I was thinking
of one in college that I didn't.
- Okay, no, that's fair enough.
- Do you think you're more attractive than me?
- Yes.
- (buzzer buzzes) True.
- Man, we are some conceited dudes.
- I am. We're pretty full of ourselves.
- I'm much more of a liar than I thought I was.
- [Connie] (laughing)
- I can't believe you asked me if you were my best friend.
- I just wanted it on record. I feel like people are gonna
watch that and be like, "Aww."
- Honesty is the best policy.
We have a really great relationship where we can tell each
other anything, so I wasn't gonna be super shocked.
- I hope it's the last lie detector test I have to take.
- I do too. Yeah. This was probably the best circumstances
to be hooked up to a lie detector test,
just to ask silly questions to your twin brother.
- We have a strong, trusting foundation.
- That being said, I can't believe some of the stuff
you said. I will never forgive you and that's a wrap.
(heavy, jazz music)