♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪
- (Jasser) Previously on Rick and Morty VR...
- (Rick) You must've done a real shit job
when you tried to upgrade the car.
- Oh. - (Rick) We broke down,
and we need your help to get us out of this mess.
- Okay. - (Rick) Open up the portal wall
to the new location so we can bring you here.
- Okay.
- Portal wall open. (whirring)
(poof)
Oh. Oh, wow.
- (gasps) This is so awesome.
(gasps in awe) I love this place.
- (squeals) - (Rick) ...you can shoot.
It's a real shooting type... - I love this!
- Oh my god, it worked.
I can't believe that worked.
Oh, whoa.
- Oh, hey. Why are you on my face?
You're kinda cute.
(creature speaks gibberish)
Please don't turn into some monster alien.
And the conclusion of Rick and Morty VR!
- (Rick) Oh my god, this is perfect, Clone Morty.
It imprinted on you. (creature chirrups)
- (Morty) Hey, look. It wants to play. - Aw.
- (Morty) You should find something and, you know,
throw it and play fetch with it.
- Play fetch with it?
(creature giggles) Like...
Oh, I am so sorry!
- Let's find something to throw for you to catch.
- (creature) Heee. Ba-ha-hah.
- You talk to cute. It's annoying.
- Here we go. Ready?
Go get it, buddy.
Yeah.
Bring that-- ew.
Looks even worse than it did before.
- Do you like this?
- (creature) Ha-pah! - Yeah?
Go. Go get it.
Oh. (laughs)
- (Rick) Clone Morty, it imprinted on you.
It's trying to tell you what it wants you to do.
- (creature) Ha-ha-ha. - (Rick) Just follow it.
It'll guide you. It's very easy.
- (creature) Clay-yah.
- I'm too young to be a father.
- Where'd you go? In here?
- (creature) Yah-ee-ah.
- He's so cute.
- You want food. Now you want food.
Here. (creature trills)
Eat it.
- You want a pickle? (creature speaks gibberish)
(ravenous slurp)
(cute giggle)
- Of course your mouth is on the bottom.
What do you want? What do you want?
(creature giggles)
Bathroom?
(whirring)
(creature giggles) - Hmm.
(ptew!) (creature giggles)
- Yeah? Let's go.
- Oh. This is so nasty. Do you need to use the restroom?
- You don't know how to use the toilet, do you?
(whir, hiss) Yeah, I don't think you do.
- (creature) Open.
- Oh, open?
Okay. (creature cheers)
Oh, you can't go to the bathroom, huh?
- You need... laxatives? - (Rick) ...laxative.
- Laxatives?
You're too young to use laxatives.
Here.
(chuckling) Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right. Let it all out.
- All right. Do your thing little buddy.
(creature farts) Oh, it's so nasty.
- All right, what are you gonna do now?
(creature farts)
(boom!) (creature cheers)
What the hell?
- Guess we're going back.
We're babysitting.
- "Insert game cartridge."
- (creature) Yee-dah! - I didn't know this dryer
came with a game cartridge.
- Is it here?
I remember I saw game cartridges--
Oh, maybe it was here.
I think it was-- oh, here it is.
- Okay? (creature chirrups)
(creature giggles) - (giggles)
How does he know more than I know?
- Pull this?
(creature giggles) (whirring)
- (creature) Hee. Ha-pa-pah. - Nice.
- Oh, wow.
- (creature) Ee.
- Oh.
Back up a little bit. - (creature) Yah-yeah.
- Okay, so what do you want to do? - (creature) Ah-hah.
- Pull handle? (creature giggles)
♪ (musical trill) ♪
(whir, hiss)
Oh, it's a toy! (creature giggles)
Was that all so she could get a toy?
- Are you-- oh. What is that?
- (creature) Open. - What'd you make?
- Gonna put this in the suitcase.
Oh, are we making some type of monster thing?
(creature giggling) - All right. Let's see here.
- Okay, hold on. I gotta start making stuff, guys.
- Flying disc is... a piece of metal? Or something in a metal.
What's that thing that I threw?
- We're gonna put this here. Right?
Oh, do we have to fuse them?
- (hums)
Boom. Boom.
- (creature) Yah-yah. (whirring)
(hiss) Shit.
- Uh... metal. - (creature) Clay-yah, yah.
(whirring)
(hiss) (creature trills)
- Okay.
- Mace.
(creature giggles) There's a mace involved?
- (creature) Uh-huh. - (grunts)
- Do I combine these?
(giggles)
Just keep combining things.
(whirring)
(hiss)
How about now? - (creature) Yah-yah.
- Oh. There you go.
- (creature) A-ha-ha. He-he-he-he. - Okay, so that's--
oh, I made a little satellite.
- (creature) Yah!
- (annoyed) Shut up.
(creature trills) Stop it.
I'm trying to think.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh, he's good.
- "Bulb and a growth pill."
I don't have all of that, so let me go...
on Gazorpazorpazon.
- So we need a light bulb.
What else do we need? (whirring, creature giggles)
(hiss)
(warble)
- (creature) Uh-huh! - Get the-- oh, the light bulb broke.
- Light bulb.
(clicking) Yes.
(whirring) Oh no. Catch it.
Catch it.
(quiet warble) Damn it.
- I need a light bulb.
- (creature) Uh-huh.
(hiss)
(light bulb breaks)
- (creature) Da-da-dah! - You know what?
I expected this much.
So maybe if I...
- (creature) Cray-ai-yah!
(clicking)
(creature trills)
(warbling)
(whirring)
(hiss) Bah-bah!
- You know what?
- Gotta put something soft underneath, I guess.
What if we just turn this upside-down?
(gasps) That maybe.
I don't know what I just did, but we're just gonna leave you.
Okay. Let's see. What if we just leave this here?
Cross our fingers.
(whirring, hiss)
(satisfied sigh) Nice.
- Time to buy some growth hormones. (creature trills)
All right. Ooh, four stars out of four.
(hiss)
(warbling) (creature giggles)
- I feel really bad for all these light bulbs
that had to die for no reason because I can't catch.
- What is this for?
(mumbles) (light bulb breaks)
Oh my... gosh!
Dude, life as Morty is hard.
- Light bulb here.
(whirring)
(creature speaks gibberish) (hiss)
Oh, we just made a massive light bulb.
Okay.
That goes there.
- (Rick) All right! It looks like you can follow the instructions
of possibly the second dumbest thing in the universe next to you.
- Hater. - (Rick) Now that you finished that,
I can come back to the garage. (creature cheers and giggles)
(blast) (creature giggles)
- Why do I feel like the--
Oh. Hey.
- (Rick) What a cute little creature. - Aw.
- (Rick) Come here, little guy. Come here.
- He's really annoying actually. I wouldn't do any--
Oh.
Oh my-- (creature gives faded wail)
- Did you just kill it?
- Oh my goodness. - (Morty) Why, Rick?
- (Rick) Shut up, Morty. - (amused) "Shut up, Morty."
(low-pitched wailing)
- Now the mom's pissed. I hope you die here.
Terrible person. That thing was so cute.
- So you're just gonna run away?
Wow.
- (Rick) Morty, something is coming. - Yep.
- (Rick) We're gonna have to open the garage all the way up
so we can deal with it. - Oh.
Nice.
That's a snazzy garage.
- (Morty) What the hell is that?
- (Rick) Don't worry about it, Morty.
- (gasps) Oh.
- Oh my god!!
- (Rick) Don't worry about it, Morty.
This is why we have the clone.
(creature roaring) This is why I built them.
- Oh no.
- So I have to kill something that's rightfully mad at us?
- I mean, I don't know what I'm shooting her for
if you killed her ch-- okay. All right.
(whirring) Sorry.
(hiss)
(lasers blasting) Nothing personal.
- Yeah!!!
Aw, I'm so sorry!
- (Morty) You don't think maybe murdering its child
might've pissed it off too? - Yeah.
I would say it was that. (phone ringing)
Oh, and I died. That was pretty quick. Okay.
- (Morty) ...pissed it off? - Uh-oh.
- (Morty) You don't think maybe...
- Uh-oh. - (Morty) ...murdering its child
might've pissed it off too?
(phone ringing)
- (man) Hello, and welcome to... - (heavy sigh)
- (man on phone) Could you maybe, uh, give me an estimate
of how many times you're planning on doing this?
- I don't plan on it.
♪ (light flourish) ♪
(creature growls)
Oh.
- (Rick) Okay. Okay, I have a new plan.
We have to feed it.
- Do you like-- do you like that?
(creature growls) - (Morty) You have to make
the food bigger. It's not so difficult. - Oh.
- If it wants a big meal,
let's get some growth pill action going.
- Broccoli. Move that thing.
It's that... big vegetable.
(echoing growl)
There.
Okay.
- (Rick) What does a creature do after it eats, Clone Morty?
- It poops? - (Rick) It shits.
Help it shit, Clone Morty.
- Help it shit? Oh, oh.
Right, laxatives.
- Is this what you needed, buddy?
Need to go poop?
(singsong) I'm gonna help regulate your bowels.
(whirring)
- (singsong) Let's make this big laxative.
- (Rick) It has to shit now.
- Yes, I know it has to shit, Rick. God.
(monster growls softly)
- Here you go.
(slurp)
(creature grunts) - Oh.
(singsong) Explosive diarrhea.
- (Morty) The mama has a dangly thing
just like that baby creature did.
- Oh, that's what he pulled on to kill it.
- (Rick) Laying it on a little here, aren't you, Morty?
(creature growls)
- So I think I gotta pull the thing.
(pop)
- (Youseeks) I'm Mr. Youseeks. Look at you.
- Hah-jah!
- Mm. There we go.
Now you're dead.
(boom!) Sorry.
Aw, that's so nasty.
Thanks, Mr. Meeseeks.
(ferocious growl) - Uh...
Oh no. Oh-ho-ho.
- Oh boy. (loud thunderclaps, rumbling)
Guns? Rick?
- (Rick) I've got an idea.
Open up a portal to the satellite, and I'll meet you there.
- Okay. I'm going to the satellite.
This is too much for me to handle.
I'm only a clone, guys.
- What? (creature growls)
Oh. - (Morty) Oh!
That thing is so big! - It's a lot bigger.
- (Rick) I'm re-calibrating my shrink ray
so it'll make you big enough to fight that thing.
- Oh, can't I just take growth hormones?
- (imitates warbling)
- (Rick) Ehh, okay, I may have overdone it a bit.
Anyway, we've already killed a couple of these things. So...
- (amused) Oh my god. - (Rick) ...what to do.
Look at how small they are. Oh, this is crazy.
- (Rick) We've already killed a couple...
- (whispering) This is crazy. - (Rick) ...so I'm pretty sure
you know what to do.
(boom!) - (Morty) Ew!
- That was easy. - (Morty) Oh my god!
(boom!) - (Morty) Ew! Oh my god!
Oh, it's disgusting!
- I felt kinda bad about that.
- I feel like this is too easy.
I wanna throw it at the Sun.
(grunts) - (Rick) Huh.
Well, I guess throwing it is as good as killing it.
I shouldn't have expected any different.
- (Morty) Um, Rick? - Bye!
- (Rick) Clone Morty! - What are you gonna do?
- (Rick) I'm gonna have to kill you again.
Hold still. - Oh my god.
- (Rick) I'm gonna have to kill you again. Hold still.
- Okay. Cool.
(phone ringing) Boom.
I don't mind dying.
(ringing) - Yes?
- (Rick) Clone Morty! Nice job in orbit. - Thank you.
- (Rick) Morty, there you are. Quick.
You need to combine this mega-seed with that jar of goo.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- Can I kill you?
- (Rick) Come on, hurry up.
- I'll do just that. - (Rick) Come on, hurry up.
- Relax, yo.
- (Rick) I don't understand.
You were supposed to be the one.
I searched the whole central--
- Oh no. - (Rick) Oh, Morty, Morty, there you are.
Quick. I need to combine this... - There's two Ricks.
...mega-seed with-- wait a second. What are you doing here?
- (Rick) What are YOU doing here? - Been there, done that, dude.
(Ricks arguing) - (Rick) ...asshole.
- Ricks! Ricks! Calm down.
Jerry! Jerry!
- (Rick) Don't call me a bitch! I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm-- I'm--
- Guys, here. - (Rick) I'm not a bitch.
- (Rick) Yeah, you are. (grunting) - Calm down.
- (Rick) I can't take this anymore. - Calm down.
- (Rick) You want to kill a Rick?
(whirring, hiss) There's only one way to kill a Rick
that never fails.
- I want to kill a Rick.
Oh!
- (Rick) ...eternity at this rate. Two Ricks perfectly matched?
Jesus, Clone Morty, get the [bleep] gun!
- I got it! Why are you yelling at me?
- (Rick) ...eternity at this rate.
- Well, I don't even know where the other half went.
- What? - (Rick) Get the [bleep] gun.
(grunting)
You're a dumb shithead. - Ah, there we go.
(Rick grunting)
- What kind of gun starts like a lawnmower?
- (Rick grunts)
Whoa, whoa. What are you doing there, little buddy?
- Yeah.
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
I'm a clone, so one of you has to go.
(pop!)
- (Rick) Woo-hoo! Yeah!
- (Rick) Sciencing it up together.
(pop!) - Oh.
- (Rick) Woo-hoo! Yeah, take that, Rick!
- I mean, it's a 50-50 chance.
Either way, it didn't matter.
(Space Cruiser thumps)
- (Morty) Rick! The clone has a gun!
- Yes, that's right, I do!
- (Morty) Don't worry; I got this.
Time to shoot another clone, Morty.
(ptew!)
(phone ringing) - What?
Really?
(phone ringing)
You know I remember what happens?
It's not like you just get a new clone.
- (Rick) You really did a great job. High five.
- I am not so sure about this.
- (Rick) Come on, up top, Morty Clone.
Don't try to act too cool-- too cool for school.
- I'm not too cool. I just want to kill you.
(whirring) - (Rick) Morty Clone, seriously,
I'm starting to get pissed off, and you're embarrassing me.
Just give me a [bleep] high five. - No.
- (Rick) High five.
(squelch) - Whoa.
(squelch) - All right, that was actually--
- (Morty) Oh god, what did you do?
- What the hell?
- (Rick) All right, now go ahead, Clone Morty,
and use the chip to upgrade the machine,
you know, the one that you combine things with.
There's a socket on the back that the chip should fit right into.
- Okay.
All right.
- (Rick) The little creature that used to be your friend
that's now goo, combine that with the mega-seed.
Come on. - Okay, okay, okay, I got it.
- (Rick) All right! We're almost there.
We made an omega seed.
All we have to do now... - Wow.
- (Rick) ...combine that omega seed
with anything that already has fluid in it.
You know, like a bottle of fluid. - Like a soda.
- (Rick) Come on, Clone Morty. We're almost done with all this.
(whirring)
Oh, shit! The omega detergent! - (unenthusiastic) Cool.
- (Rick) The omega detergent!
The softest, most powerful cleaning substance
in the known universe. - This is what all of the--
- (Rick) Ladies and gentlemen, the omega detergent.
That's right.
- (heavy sigh) - (Rick) You know what time it is?
- Laundry time. - (Rick) It's time to do some laundry.
- Of course. This is all for laundry.
This is what I'm talking about.
It's always for some stupid thing that we almost die.
- (Rick) All you need to do is get the piece of dirty laundry
in the washing machine and then toss it in the dryer.
- Oh. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Get it.
- Okay.
- (Morty) W-- wait a second, Rick.
Laundry? - Nice.
- (Morty) Laundry? What?
- I'm gonna toss it in the dryer.
- (Rick) Oh, laundry. Don't you get it?
That's what we've been doing this whole time, Morty.
- Literally. Since the beginning, Morty,
we've been doing laundry.
- (Rick) ...by being the only Rick in... - There we go.
- (Rick) ...successfully acquired an egg as well as nurture it...
- I don't know what he's eating, but...
- (Rick) I knew there would be other Ricks
that would be interested in making... - Disgusting.
- (Rick) ...acquired an egg as well as nurture it..
- This is too accurate.
- (Rick) From there, it was a simple matter...
- Of course. - (Rick) ...the Intergalactic Nature
Preserve and stealing the last remaining egg
from the nesting grounds. - Uh-huh.
- (Rick) All right, Morty Clone. - Yeah?
- (Rick) You know, you did a real good job with my laundry.
- Good job.
- (Rick) We're gonna get going.
Me and Morty got an ice cream...
- Oh my god, he's gonna shoot me again.
- (Rick) ...some ice cream.
- (Morty) Oh man... - Oh.
- (Rick) Just do me one little favor.
Don't touch any of my shit! This is my stuff.
Don't touch any of my shit! - But...
- (Rick) This is my stuff. - Okay.
- (Rick) This is my garage. - You're right.
- (Rick) This is my world. - Yeah.
- (Morty) Yeah, this is his place.
You don't mess with his stuff, you little punk.
- (Rick) Yeah, don't mess with my stuff, you dumb punk.
- Well...
Wow.
I'm offended.
- Yay! That's me clapping, 'cause I had so much fun.
- It's just like the TV show, for sure.
You do all this stuff, and then it comes down to
doing something so dumb like Rick's laundry.
- The show's up here for me.
The game is like right here with me.
Like, it's crazy. It's so accurate.
And it's just like, "Oh, why did they take so long to make this."
- It'd be nice to see if they could just
keep on adding on to this and bringing in
all the different worlds and ideas they had.
- I think the one thing that you don't get out of the cartoon
is you don't feel a sense of involvement, right?
But you want to be included. You want to be, you know,
riding along with Rick and Morty.
And so this is a way you can feel it.
- As amazing as this game is,
I feel like it really is kind of a teaser.
'Cause I'm like, "This is it? Like, I can only be in the garage?"
Like, there's so much more to Rick and Morty.
There's so many worlds.
The game gets you more excited for the show,
and I'm just excited. (laughs) It really is. It's so exciting.
- Thanks for watching us play Rick and Morty VR
on the React channel.
- Comment below on what games you want us to play next.
- Hey, everybody. Derek here, one of the React channel producers.
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