Hey guys! So its Currently 2am
and I made the huge mistake of drinking a whole pint of coffee earlier
I thought it was decaf but it turned out to be a whole caffine fest
Seriously look at the mug it's bigger than my head, well kind of i've got a really big head
So I'm wide awake I've just been staring at the ceiling like-
So I thought rather than doing that i can hang out with you guys until I get sleepy
Which Probably isn't gonna happen...
Also I'm gonna try to keep my voice down as Dan is asleep through the wall
Let's see what I get up to for the rest of the night
I've decided to do something productive and tidy my room
And in today's episode of Random Crap on Phil's Floor
A photo of my cactus
A punk sleeve; Could just make the Punk Edits video again
A gift bag of the London underground; I think the queen lives...there
Sorry Mom
And a tamagatchi
I dont even know hat this is...why is it flashing?
I thought I heard an owl but I think it was just a drunk person pretending to be an owl...*softly imitates owl*
Im hatching the tamagotchi to keep me company
Its alive! I'm gonna call you sir no sleep
Or Neep for short!
Look how long my fringe is I really need a haircut
You'll be happy to know I'm still team socks in bed. This is just the ultimate example of 2015 fashion
Hello! So I tidied my room so its time for some internets
And you know what I do when I'm bored? I go on Google Maps and explore the world
So I grab the little yellow man and I drop him in a random place in the world and see what I can find
Why not come on this adventure friend
Wow this looks very American, I don't see any animals
*gasp and laugh* What are they? Are they plastic cows?
That's so weird.. what is happening
Theres a plasitic cow wagon, there's Steve and Joe, ready to sacrifice themselves to the plastic cows
That's a cool house, oh they've got all their curtains closed...definitely vampires
Oh this is pretty! Mexican sun is so intense it looks like its gonna explode
What is that?! It looks like a giant mole has been burrowing through the ground
If you're in Mexico look out for the giant mole
Let's go to Australia and look for some animals
Do you reckon that's an Australian spiders nest?
It's from a dingo huntsman
There's a traditional Australian man
He's actually got his hand stuck in his pocket so he's off to the fire brigade
I'm very disappointing in the lack of kangaroos though, if I am honest
It's now 10 to 4 and I've decided to tweet you guys to see what you're up to
Shayna-Padicox is eating a cookie with her pet snake
Glad your'e not eating a snake with your pet cookie or I would call the snake police
That dog is so cute... I'm gonna claw my whole face off
Madeline is making crystals for chemistry; Just make sure your'e not using Walter Whites recipe
And Natalia said her *confused* "Broccoli is haunted"
Good luck with that
Planty? You still awake? Keep me company
*signifagantly louder* I've come into the lounge so I can use my actual voice
Sorry if I just exploded your speakers
Anyway, my mum always used to say that if you can't sleep you should have a snack
Which wasn't the most profound saying but *laughing* its what she used to say
So I've decided to make myself a midnight snack
Except for me it is a 4am snack
Having some healthy cereal though I'm not exactly sure how healthy it is as its filled with tiny bits of chocolate
Just the same as kale
Playing mario kart against these insomniacs
Look how much my mii looks like me
Fail
So its about 5am and I actually got really sleepy until the birds started tweeting
What are they even talking about?
*tweets*
I'm reading about scorpians
Apparently they live for 8 years and Antarctica is the only place on earth you won't find a scorpian
I suddenly feel really itchy
Even Neep has fallen asleep... Why would you leave me?
*yawn* Nice I actually yawned I'm finally tired!
I also think the sun is about to rise so I'm gonna try and get some sleep
So I don't go on to New Zealand time and break myself forever
But before I go you may remember I was in a park with Jack Howard for a mysterious thing a while ago
Well its finally out! We were in a pick a path adventure for rise above
Designed to help you make the right decisions in life
So if you want to try and find me in that its at riseabove.org.uk
And I've put a link in the description below
Today's draw phil naked is *music plays*
Thanks for joining me on this weird...night long video adventure
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Kinda looks like a weird alien...should probably click on it before it attacks the camera
Oh no the birds are tweeting again