are you picking a booger yeah yeah fat well howdy pawners welcome to the Pattersons the Pattersons
how awesome does that sound I love that it's lifting my favorite intro today we are doing a
video where we are going to go over assumptions that you guys have about our relationship now I
don't know if we've done this before have we done this before uh I'm not sure we asked you
guys on Instagram to send us assumptions that you have about us as a couple or whatever and
I'm actually kind of nervous let's take a peek in real time with you watching and uh see what they
say the question was send us some assumptions you have about our relationship slash uh
slash us you can be Savage it's okay first one too much horny and cuddly what does that mean
we do it too often doing it and cuddling it to completely different things yeah wait I'm confused
I don't know I don't really know what that means sometimes you get bored with each other no that's
really sad that's really sad you know what it is you're so funny and you're just so crazy that like
I think it's impossible for me to ever get bored of you because like you're always doing something
crazy or saying something funny I don't know what you're talking about like I'm always entertained
with you so I can never get bored of you pretty clearly I don't get bored of her as well I think
it goes yeah you're pretty crazy Sam often says shall we walk there and Monica says Americans
don't walk places almost now a little bit off so I always say like oh it's only a couple of minutes
walk when it's three miles away anytime Sam says it's a short walk I know I have to bring the
car because a short walk to you is 80 000 miles what we have different definitions I also think
it's because you enjoy walking I love walking and just kind of taking in the atmosphere and
stuff like that Monica never plays the American card with it though yeah it's just you personally
why are you laughing you never eat healthy and have a week sorry Sonny's PP alarm is going off
about Sam Sunny peepee outside you never eat healthy and have a weak lifestyle what's a
weak Lifestyle the beginning of that is true but I wouldn't say we never eat healthy I definitely
eat healthier than you you eat healthier than me but we don't just eat unhealthy and the weak
lifestyle I don't really understand what that part is supposed to be I think that's in relation to
like getting exercise I do push-ups every day and I go to the gym three times a week and I swim as
much as I can and then all day long we're taking something on walks so we walk a good few miles a
day and we live three stories up and we don't use the elevators you're sick of each other now that
it's not long distance anymore that is a really sad that's so true oh wait what no of course
not no because we would not have gotten married I think if anything I'm more obsessed with you yeah
I'm annoying that is a false assumption I wish I wasn't more obsessing you like I need my own
life literally I'd go out for a walk of sunny and five minutes later I'm calling Monica hey
baby we're like I'll be driving somewhere and then like two minutes later I'm like hey how
are you you're hopelessly romantic in a very good way Monica is more than me you're like a proper
sucker for romance aren't you yeah but also like I'm definitely like I love romance more but you're
really romantic so I think you are a sucker for romance but you don't like I guess because it's
like yourself you don't really feel like that okay I don't know but you're like romance movies and
you're really weird like you're really romantic even just like surprising me with flowers or
like certain things Sam loves you more ah false oh that's so true you know what do you want to
know why I say false because I legitimately cannot picture a more powerful love than I have for you
so like it's it's hard for me to Fathom that you can love me more because I know how much I love
you and I'm just like there's no possible way that anyone could love anyone more than the way I love
you but anyway it's true no what you look like cinnamon rolls and are actually cinnamon rolls
for a second how personality of a cinnamon roll it means like it like a cutie on the outside
just like you're you're sweet of course you're sweet you're adorable play calling someone a
golden retriever kind of thing Sam always knows when you're filming a surprise reaction that is
false that is false yes so um obviously we cut out a lot from our recordings but what we'll do
when we're like pranking each other is we set up a camera in a hidden spot and then sometimes we
have to film for like 20 minutes before the other person enters the room or like something like that
yeah but obviously we cuss all of that out in the video Until the points at which say like if
you're filming a reaction to me you wait until I enter the room and it's already been filming for
20 minutes yeah because we don't want to obviously put the camera down and immediately do something
because then it's like hmm like what's going on it kind of just like act as natural as possible
for a very long time and then cut all of that out what your uh hanky-panky life is amazing
no problem next question you guys aren't this giddy when the cameras are off
you want to know something we're not and you want to know why and I don't even want to say it we're
more more we are so I don't know what the word I'm looking for it's just like I guess for myself yeah
and like I'm just like a really happy person when I'm around you that like sometimes on camera we
have to tone it down because like otherwise it might be too much yeah we get a bit weird with
each other yeah like baby names and voices and crap like that like we're not gonna share that
something that my brother said that really stuck out to me in his speech at the wedding that he
thought like we were the most in love couple he's ever seen on camera and off camera like in movies
like he said even in movies like he hasn't seen people like so infatuated with each other so it
does show this none of this is put on we love each other this is so much y'all kiss a lot
yeah why did I know we were both going to that none of you has ever cheated and that's so
beautiful correct wait what I remember in our hate comments apparently I'm cheating oh yeah
all the time none of us have ever cheated and if he did it would be going bye-bye oh
Monica wanted to live in the USA Sam moved only for her but he misses a bit of his life
I was always very transparent with Monica and I said if I was given the opportunity I would stay
in Europe we had a long talk about it Monica is so family orientated at the end of the day we've
both compromised because you moved from New York down to Florida and if it wasn't for me you would
have stayed in New York exactly if it wasn't for you I would have stayed in England so we both made
compromises yeah we did this is something that we talked about in the beginning of the relationships
you know what's so weird like as you were just saying that I was like oh my gosh she's got an
American accent it's like I don't pick up on it anymore anybody who's in a long-distance
relationship do you ever get so used to where you live in the accents and stuff but actually you
don't sit back and think about it for a second and you just happened and I just sat back and I
thought like I'm in America right now I've got an American Wife oh my word there's another day that
goes by where I'm not like wow I have a British husband like every morning I wake up and I'm like
I'm in America this is a freaking weird where am I why am I here you're a stranger over
a few years ago I'm living with a stranger there's some random animal in our apartment
Sam can be a bossy boss when you guys work so firstly I'm not Monica's boss I was gonna say
um but we do have kind of team members people that work with us and I feel like I'm very nice
people I feel like sometimes it's totally nice but I can be stuck when it comes to business
obviously like he's not my boss I'm not his boss for anything when we do work with people or like
if there's something else that needs to be done like we hired someone for something else when
it comes down to needing a boss figure you're much better at taking that role like you're
very good at like making sure people get things done where I think I'm way too nice where it's
like if someone wasn't doing something you become a friend and let me take advantage yeah so I feel
like a couple of times I feel like when it comes to needing needing a boss you're much better at
stepping up to take that role but neither of us or anybody's bosses to each other why I hate when you
laugh it's scary is me y'all seem like softies but in bed you'll probably go wild I don't know
but I love your content though why is that so she's like that I'm listening through so many
that some people are assuming yeah we can't put this on it oh what oh what what Monica is a pikmi
girl and Sam actually doesn't want to appear in the tick tocks oh my that is the biggest insult
I have ever received because there's nothing that aggravates me more than a pick-me girl
you are a pinky girl I'm joking please I love you I love you so much did you see the fire
just ignored just then you can't do that to a New Yorker there's one that's just one word vanilla
Monica is clearly the one who wears the pants in the relationship
are you kidding me she knows that's not true we both do actually like I feel like we're
both in one leg of the pants I feel like we are I feel like it's very equal I feel like
it's pretty equal yeah you never bicker or argue even a little bit that sounds true every couple
has arguments we've been together for over almost seven years now next month next seven years when
we do like bicker it's done within five minutes and that's been the past few years I feel like
my biggest piece of advice for relationships is to communicate so like if you get an argument
don't just slam the door you know leave whatever resolve issues before the end of the day we've
talked about this a lot in our videos before but like that's not literally our number one piece
of advice for relationships is when something does go wrong because not everything is going
to be fairies yeah and freaking butterflies all day every day you know when you guys do
have an argument or you bicker or we'll fight or whatever resolve the argument by the end of the
day because if not the tension is going to build up and build up and build up and all these little
unresolved arguments going to become a massive fight and eventually you're going to break up
because potentially just builds up the only time really though that we argue is when one of us is
hungry yeah it's always hangry we always make little Digs at each other don't we a few years
ago used to aggravate each of us but we've got to the point now where it's like if you make a
little dig at me I'm like honey you're hungry and you do say to me like I'll make like a like
a bit of an offhand kind of annoying comment and I'm like that's condescending go eat yeah you're
like Sammy being content going you're not you when you're hungry nice Snickers he's the crier
and you're the less sensitive that could not be further from a truth I think if you watch any
of the videos you understand I cry pretty much daily I cried last night watching a Twilight
scene that I've seen legitimately 35 times I knew exactly what's gonna happen right when Bella and
Ed would get married she freaking balls I've got a video of it look no and as usual she is bullying
very very emotional and I'm very sensitive you are not sensitive and not emotional yeah which
actually makes this a good match for each other because I feel like we're both kind of we started
here and here and we're both slowly kind of like here we are whereas I used to literally be just
stoned I had no emotions couldn't comprehend other people's emotions and feelings yeah like
I was such a bad Emperor whereas now I feel like I can understand people a lot more even
if I can't personally really yeah whereas me if I'm in a room and there's one person in the
room that's sad I will know exactly who it is and I will feel that emotion while I'm around
them like I can't be around like if someone's stressed I'm stressed if someone's angry I'm
angry like I really take on people's emotions which 100 I don't know if I like that but
that's how it is yeah last assumption we'll end on a high note you are about to have a kid
well no we pretty much just had one we're yeah Sunny basically is our kid for those
of you who are still asking no I'm not pregnant whatever you wear summer dress everyone's like
oh you're pregnant yeah I literally can't wear dresses I'm like it's like no I just say it's 3
000 calories at Burger King okay I'm not pregnant okay she doesn't eat that much give us a little
bit of time very soon we will be a family channel we will have a couple of children
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