We are under attack.
The demon hand of censorship strikes again.
Opposables, we all know censorship is a powerful weapon
that should only be used against a real threat,
like Democratic memos or that eye exam poster
that has the secret deep state message in it.
But we should never censor Internet truth.
Look at this latest assault on one of our alt-media brethren.
REPORTER: YouTube starting to crack down
on a controversial channel.
Reports say it gave an Infowars channel
its first strike for sharing various theories
about the school shooting in Florida.
YouTube is trying to cut down on hate speech and fake news
by permanently banning accounts
with three strikes in three months.
What? Three strikes and you're out?
Nothing could be less American.
-(applause) -But this,
this is where we are.
YouTube claims they gave Infowars their first strike
because they are violating their content policy
by spreading "hate speech and fake news."
But that's fake news.
Infowars has been truth-telling like this for years,
since lizard people first demanded immigration rights.
I mean, look!
What is your take on-on Sandy Hook?
All the people that look and act like actors.
I'm sorry, folks, this is such a false flag.
This was such an attempt to make Trump look bad.
You look at the Aurora shooting. That was totally staged.
Alex Jones says the things no one else would,
because only he dares to stoop so brave.
(laughter)
That's why the establishment comes after him like this.
Everyone has it in for Alex Jones.
CNN, MSNBC, cholesterol.
(laughter)
And now there's a new narc yapping at his heels.
And a few days ago, Jones called him out by name.
Jordan Keppler. What's his name?
MAN: Josh Keppler or something?
The.... And I don't just act, like, cool,
like I don't know who he is. I don't watch.
This Keppler guy.
There are ten shows we know of--
Homeland, Keppler--
who attack us five nights a week,
and who say things we never said.
Keppler is... is-is-is again,
like the classic psychopath in school,
and he's just lording and enjoying the lies.
Keppler is a failed actor.
So he's another dropping of Soros.
Yeah. You heard that, right?
There's a failed actor out there on Comedy Central
who's attacking Alex Jones, and his name is... Jordan Keppler.
(laughter)
This guy sounds like a dick.
(laughter)
Oh, he's handsome for a soy-boy, I'll give him that.
(laughter)
You look at that guy, and you see Armie Hammer
without all the flashy muscles
and the grandstanding jawbone, you know?
He's got a forehead that goes all the way up.
But don't be fooled.
This guy is bad news.
He's deep state.
I did a little digging, and if he's an actor,
why does IMDB claim he does not exist?
(laughter)
Because Keppler is too smart.
He scrubbed the database.
But Alex Jones never lets a total lack of evidence stop him
from reporting the truth.
Here's the crazy thing. Jones is upset
because this Jordan Keppler criticized Infowars
for reporting crisis actors were employed
after the Parkland shooting,
the same claims that got him his first YouTube strike.
And what's even more wild--
the same night this Keppler guy was attacking Infowars,
our show, hosted by me, Jordan Klepper,
was very sincerely defending Infowars for that same story.
(laughter)
This Keppler is a disgusting, deep-state mole.
Also, it sounds like he has some real gastric problems.
The point is, is that diarrhea coming out
of a wart-infested butt, Keppler, uh, is a joke.
I mean, this is a parasite that reads off a teleprompter.
Diarrhea coming out of somebody's ass.
A tumor in your MRI.
Let's go back to turd blossom. Here's Lord Keppler.
Yeah. Whoa. It sounds...
To be fair, it sounds gross,
but turd blossoms were actually the flowers at my first wedding.
(laughter)
Clearly, Jones knows how to win an argument.
But what I worry about is
that the folks at YouTube won't listen to reason.
If left unchecked, this Keppler might draw attention
to other Infowars videos that YouTube could use
as an excuse to ban them. Things like,
"PROOF! Boston Marathon Bombing is Staged Terror Attack," or
"The Orlando Shooting Was A False Flag," or
"The War On Male Vitality Exposed: Special Report."
(laughter)
Hard-hitting reporting.
The fact is, Alex Jones is facing a potential ban
from YouTube because of the things his show said.
Now, is that his fault? No!
It's the fault of people like Jordan Keppler.
Opposers, don't let the mainstream media
and Keppler win.
Can't pay off your student loans?
Well, who's choice was it to major in musical poetry?
Blame Keppler!
Someone farted in the elevator you're alone in?
Blame Keppler!
He's literally made of diarrhea!
Get your YouTube channel shut down
for violating their policy on hate speech,
thus drastically reducing
your vitamin supplement revenue stream?
-Blame Keppler! -(laughter, applause)
Opposers, we need to spread the word.
Tweet @RealAlexJones all the things
that Jordan Keppler has ruined so he knows
to hashtag "blame Keppler."
Because if there's not a shadowy figure on the horizon
who you can blame all your problems on,
then the problem is you.
And that sounds like some crazy conspiracy theory.
(laughter)