Rosie [Yes]. Are you ready to share with the internet
the ultimate Sex Personality Quiz?
Of 'cos
Group Hug!
Hi guys, welcome to the internet. This week Rosie and I thought it would be really fun to make a whole bunch of
online quizzes to find out a little bit
more about our personalities and also
and also our Sex IQs
Yeah like normally i expect to have got a low IQ..or is it High? - No it's low
it's certainly low - No but is it...
isn't it when you've got a low one it's actually you are real clever?
Regardless
normal i performed badly on IQ tests
but I'm excited to see my performance on
Sexual IQ test
You know it's not a practical exam?
Ok Rosie, do you want to start with the Sex Personality quiz?
Yes - Do you enjoy hearing the intimate
details of your friends personal lifes?
Yeah - okay, yes.
"You prefer that your partner be.."
"A. Tamer than you"
"B. More energetic then you"
"C. More experience than you"
"D. Kinkier than you"
"E. As traditional as you, or"
"F. More outspoken than you"
Ok, that's a lot of "than you"s
I don't want anyone to be more energetic
or kinkier than me - so you want someone tamer than you
probably
"What is the ideal first date?"
"Deep conversation over drinks"
"Other"
"Polite conversation over dinner"
No such thing
What's "other" ??...how could it be anything - It could be anything you want
It could be anything you want - It could be heaven
"Skip the date to go straight to bed"
sounds like you
and "Unusual Experience"
I think "Skip the date to go straight to bed"
Do you feel comfortable discussing sex with your partner?
Yes
"No" "Yes" "It depends on the situation"
"Yes"
"What would you do if your partner brought food into the bedroom?"
It depends... - Uhh excuse me, you haven't heard the options
ok I would like to, I would like - Excuse me, you haven't heard the options
I would like to bring up something Alexis G Zall said in someone else's vlog that i watched the other day
"I fucked your mom!"
No, she said "Don't put anything in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth"
and see the situation
"Do you need to love someone before you sleep with them?"
No
"Are you willing to try all your sexual fantasies?"
Some of them can't be done
What? Legally?
No, i mean like physically
Why? Horses?
I mean maybe that's like height or like
Horses, it's horses isn't it?
Oh my god, what the fuck - It is, isn't it?
that's coming from you
that was one time
Look, I was obsessed with Daniel Radcliffe
He was in the play with the horses
Rosie stop talking, this is the internet stops talking
Stop talking, say "horses"
Ohh it just says "Yes" or "No"
What was the question?
"Are you willing to try all your sexual fantasies?"
Neighhhh
Oh My GOD, stop it! - There isn't a "Nay"
It's just "Yes" or "No"
Yes - Yes
"The perfect romantic relationship is?"
Us - "Steamy and casual"
I'm really good. Go on.
"Intimate and honest" "committed and forever"
"Adventurous and passionate" "None of these"
"Adventurous and passionate"
Sounds like it's gonna burn out pretty fast
No, i mean we last 6 years
We are "Intimate and honest"
I think we are all of those - Aww, same
I also think we are "Steamy and casual"..that's quite- - Same
Let's go for "Adventurous and passionate", that was the first choice
Also we are adventurous, we travel places and we are passionate about our jobs
Calculating results - Ok
"You love trying new things and your relationships are no exception
you quickly become bored...
of the humdrum routine of long relationship and do your best to
spice things up.
It is your role to inject something
fresh and new between you and your
relationship and you're excel at keeping
a sparkle life. You should live for a
partner who is open to new things and
will make you feel comfortable your
desires *neighhh*. If they're willing to humour your wild streek
giddy-up even the simplest evening will
become hot and steamy"
People are going to think i'm into beastiality literally.
Ok, that's not what it is. oh I will let them believe it, it's believable.
Ok that's not what it is.
It says here to sum up your sex test
You are a tantalizing adventurer
I really love that
Also when i was sorted into my american Harry Porter house
I was in the adventurous one
Okay do you want to hear my result for the same test? - Ok
You're a sensual bombshell
Ok
You're basically the lover that dreams are made of.
You are modest *no* and sweet in public,
but with the right person your inner sexuality comes out
basically they're saying you're a lady on the street but a freak in the bed
That's..do you think that's the saying?
That's what Usher said ♪ Want a lady on the street but a freak in the bed! Yeah ! ♪
Don't you mean "Cold on the streets, hot in the sheets"?
No, lady on the street, freak in the sheet
What? What did you say?
"Once you feel safe and confident, you can realize your full potential"
it's a bit condescending what they saying that I'm like
a little bit like "nerdy"
They said that you are what dreams are made of, and you are nerdy - That is true, that is true
Ok now Rosie, it's time for the sex IQ challenge, test, challenge
What does IQ stand for?
Intelligence Quotient - Ohh
I just made that up
Approximately how many nerve endings are found in the clitorous?
200, 20000, 2000 or 8000?
I think i know the answer
I say 20,000 - wow
The answer was 8,000
OKAY....
True or false? A woman can't get pregnant if she's on her period.
That's false
*Eternal Silence**
The Answer is FALSE
ok not that if you're already pregnant
The clitorous is as big as a penis. True or false?
False. - I reckon that's true
The answer is true
Is that internally?
Yeah, you were wrong. You didn't know a lot about it, you don't know a lot about it - Yeah i do
I know that it's big inside, internally.
Hmm you don't know much about it, you didn't get that right
What percentage of women masturbate? 92% 47%
17% or 33%?
47%
Incorrect! 92 %
I thought is that AHHUH ahh
What is the most common sexually
transmitted infection in the United States?
Apart from Alexis G Zall?
In the United States, i don't know, probably chlamydia
Chlamydia syphilis HPV HIV? - OOOH HPV MAYBE
Incorrect It's chlamydia
How many partners with the average American
have in his or her lifetime 6,11,15
21? - OOH 11.
11 is correct.
What is the average shelf-life of a latex
condom? 5 years. 6 months. A year. or 2 year?
I say 6 months - 2 years
YOU'RE RIGHT!! It is 2 Years!
Here we go, your result reads as follows
Your sex IQ is fairly high!
Soooooo I wanna talk about you CLIT
Uhm because there is a hashtag going around
which is #prayfortheclit
and that's talking about yours - Look
It's still purple.
The fact is 2 days ago,
I showed my vagina to Cammie and Kara
They got real in another look
They not only looked but then they did get a
second look - D'you know what my favorite part is
that evening was? - What?
Cammie was like "Was it always that texture?"
and you were like "NO"
I said "Look it's not even normally that size or shape okay, it changed."
I was totally fine with you showing your vagina to our lesbian friends
because it doesn't look like your vagina
and they still it's not your normal
vagina
so I still feel like they haven't seen it yet
Yeah they haven't seen the truth
So i feel no sense of like- not that I've control
over your body but I - Sounds like you're jealous
but I have no sense of like "ohh someone else has seen your vagina"
because they haven't. They've seen an alien
If anyone's wondering what we're talking
about i recently had surgery a week ago today and..
You had surgery for hernia, not on her vagina but that's where..
The hernia was in the left hand side of my upper groin
and the swelling has dropped
therefore my vaginal area doesn't look how it once look
I thought this was funny - It does not look how it once look
I thought it was funny and when Cammie and Kara came around i wanted them to look at it
not only did i ask them to look at it, i also requested them to tweet about it
so you might think that tweet came from them
but i was actually like "If you wanna tweet about seeing it, that's fine"
"as long as you'd say you would still smash" - I didn't actually say that but Cammie still say she'd still smash
Like is there anyone else you would rather have - not Camilla Caballo, but anyone you'd rather have as your nurse?
or just me?
You just open up an endless stream of
possibilities and now i'm just thinking
of everyone I've ever fancy being in like a
nurse outfit. So, bye, I'll see you in like 3 hours
Ohhh i should've worn nurse outfit
Tell me more about your sexual fantasy
What's your biggest sexual fantasy?
I think i have things in my mind that i
think seems nice in my mind but i think
honestly I want them to stay in my mind, i don't think i would act-
Are they violent?
I mean some of them *yeah* - oh really?
but like i don't think i'd like it in real life
It's like safe to-
How do you feel? Horny?
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy which shock yourself?
No i don't think so - Oh that's boring. I'm really hungry
You're smelling real good around this one ear
Did you put on some- you wash your hair today
Ear deodorant
I'm excited to go on tour - Yeah but you're stunning
awww
That's real sweet of what you've just said - I really love you
Cammie's seen my clit
I know
That kind of means we are in a relationship
right? - Noo - No?
I think it does. I think as soon as you show another girl
your vagina
and they're lesbian and you are lesbian, you are kind of dating
Or your gynecologist who happens to be a lesbian
with lesbian clientele
Yeah, that is the scenario that also fits - Yeah
but I think we are probably dating now
or you could be a midwife
You could list all sort of scenarios where
That also fits - you show another lesbian your vagina
but considering Cammie is new to all these thing
I think we're probably, i think we're probably - How do you know? x2
she's not a gynist? - Should i text her? Should i call her?
Why? - Just to- is that too soon?
Maybe in uh...