♪ >>> in these times, criminal justice is being carried out
over zoom. ♪ >> hi, everyone.
Detective sims again look, this is not how we would normally conduct a murder
investigation, but like everyone else, we have to adjust to the new normal
>> yes, of course. >> of course, right. >> happy to help
>> happy to help >> cool. As you know, you're all suspects
because you attended dirk walker simpson's pool party on February 15th where he was
strangled with somebody's bikini bottoms. [ laughter ]
I'm sorry. [ laughter ] what a way to go
anyway, we have a breakthrough in the case, and I'll inform you of that once debbie johnson, the
final suspect, logs in >> yeah, I just want to say I was nowhere near dirk when he
died I was in the bathroom desperately shaving my bikini
line >> all right we'll hold off on alibis until
debbie gets here [ humming >> oh, that's nice
>> huh oh, I'm sorry. I'll be quiet.
>> no. It's nice. What is it
>> oh, I'm just -- I'm humming a little song I wrote. I'm just trying not to forget
the melody >> but it's got something. >> do you want to sing it for
us >> what? >> might as well
I mean, we're waiting for debbie >> wow, okay
first performance of my new song, no pressure. ♪ you are the sun
I am the moo we're always so busy with our jobs in the sky ♪
♪ I wish that we could hu and let love fly fly, fly ♪
[ applause ] >> wow >> I'm sorry
I did not know lana del rey was a suspect in dirk walker simpson's murder
>> to think, that was fire okay >> I write songs too
that's why I was curious to hear it >> you do?
>> yeah. I knew there was something creative about you, detective.
>> what genre do you do, man >> more like masculine rock. Like how it used to be
>> hmmm like pickup trucks and barbecues? >> yeah.
Ladies on car hoods, that sort of thing you want to hear it, maybe
>> sorry I'm just wondering if there's an update on debbie
>> I emailed her the warrant she clicked "attending." >> sorry
I was just thinking about our friend that got murdered it's okay.
Let's hear the song. >> might as well sing it, right? I mean, debbie's not here.
>> yeah, come on give it to us. Give it to us.
♪ rare steak I' red and raw an I'm filling you up
like a rare steak ♪ ♪ now let me sizzle on your griddle like a rare stea
ra-ra-ra-ra-ra ♪ ♪ ra-ra-ra-ra-r rare steak ♪
>> sorry I thought for a second detective sims was singing
>> I was singing an original called "rare steak." but now that you're here let's
get back to the murder investigation. Debbie johnson, we have security
footage proving that you murdered mr. Walker simpson. >> was the footage any good?
>> not for you no >> okay.
Gotcha I'm sorry. Look, dirk wasn't exactly one of
my favs. I had two wine spritzers, and I murdered him
[ laughter ] I'm sorry. >> oh.
>> okay. Well, bye. >> I guess she left.
Well, we should probably go arrest her does anyone want to hear more of
"rare steak" before we leave >> so thank you, everybody bye.
>> bye see you later. How do I get out of here
>> stop video? >> well, I'll just start singing.
>> how do you turn the sound off? ♪ rare steak ♪
>> I can hear him still. ♪ it's red in the middl and just a little brow
on the outside ♪ ♪ it's dripping red and it's in my mouth
it's going dow my throat and ♪ ♪ it's making me rock ♪