- Well, let me explain, I think, yeah ...
Well I'm running on an old machine,
so I think that might be part of the issue.
Uh huh.
Hold on, hey are you guys having IT issues?
- Are you talking hardware or the ...
- I just can't, it's not, I can't, it's frozen.
- That might be more of an IT ...
- Yeah, I think you should run it up to IT.
- Is this IT, are you IT?
- Ask for their identification.
- What's your PIN number?
I can't look it up, though, cause it doesn't work.
- Feed it to me.
- Sorry can you repeat that,
I wasn't listening, what's your PIN number?
3-2-2-3.
- Um, coming back zeros, nothing.
- Ya know what, that's great, I'm gonna call you,
thank you, I'll call you back.
I'm not sure who I was talking to but,
they were not helpful.
I did want to talk to you guys
about the fourth quarter numbers coming out of Tulsa.
- Now you've got my interest.
- I don't know, I think, I think it's ...
I wouldn't exactly call it a peak performance.
- Right, and it's only just a feeling.
I don't have any numbers to back it up or any proof
but I think Tulsa's gonna end up being
a wolf in sheep's clothing for us.
- So you've seen improved performance
in the last couple weeks?
- What I've been seeing, now just ...
What I'm seeing in front of me
is a market that's ready to explode.
- Now that's interesting, because you have a small machine.
And I'm just wondering why my machine isn't working
and yours is and it's smaller.
I feel like there's less brain power there.
- You think that, but actually I'm completely mobile.
So I can bring this from one device to another device
and pair it, I can pair the device,
I can three-pete the device.
- Let me ask you this,
is the new going trend that smaller is better?
- Nobody ask my wife about that.
- Oh boy.
- To wives.
- Are we saying that we have small penises?
- That wasn't my intention.
Yeah like I said, this is a fully mobile device.
- I was thinking, this thing is giving me so many issues.
Maybe I should just downgrade.
Not to say it's a downgrade,
but it seems like cause it's smaller.
- I'll stop you there, it is an upgrade.
- I feel like smaller is usually a downgrade.
- Well, smaller is better in this instance.
- So right here,
are you connected via Bluetooth or is this?
- No, this is just uh ...
See I can't even get to the Bluetooth menu.
- Go up to select Bluetooth preferences.
Okay.
Okay scroll down.
Go ahead and do a restart.
- Uh, how do I do that?
- Check uh,
check the preference ...
- I wanted to ask.
Hold on...
It is more of a question.
- These old machines, you know usually,
there's just like a button.
- There should be a cancel button.
Here, let me.
There should be a cancel button down
on the bottom left here.
I can't see the display, are you able to see the display?
- What I'm looking at is, I'm getting a blue ...
I'm getting a blue screen here, this is what I'm seeing.
- The screen's definitely gonna have a blue tint,
that's how you know it's a healthy screen.
- See I feel like it's not ...
- So maybe it's actually, it is working.
- You know what this is?
I wonder if I have the um,
that program that makes it easier
on your eyes.
- Excel?
- Yeah, I think I might have Excel running.
- No, if you're running Excel,
I'm running Excel on my machine,
and I'm connected via Bluetooth.
- Is that possibly the problem, we're all running Excel?
(spraying)
- Oh do you need to spray the screen
or should it be more of a keyboard issue with the spray?
(spraying)
- Is this ...
- Now go ahead and click okay.
Accept, accept terms,
okay, okay,
install.
Go back.
Always ask.
Never ask.
- Send report.
- Okay.
- I thought this might help, but it didn't.
- So you sent the--
I mean,
always send this ... always send report.
- You know, Seth, just cause you brought up Tulsa.
I have been,
I was able to find the file,
the original file.
Did you know that Stan was on this before?
- That's new information to me.
- Yeah, old Stan was on this.
- Oh this is old Stan.
- Now this is an old account.
- So you're talking about the older man?
- The older man Stan.
That just got hired here.
- See this is chicken scratch.
I don't know if he has a shaking.
- I did want to bring that up because I'm not sure why ...
Why are we hiring people who are new in their seventies?
- I mean if he's gonna get the shakes every time we ...
- That's the job market right now.
It's a lot of old men who need jobs.
- Well where ha--
what's,
I mean do we have any numbers or raw data
on what's happened, where all the young men are?
Like where's the available talent?
- There's a guy pissing.
Now he's just tucking it in.
- Did you see his hog?
- I didn't see his hog.
I thought, he was a second away from pulling out his hog.
- Did he not pull it out?
- No he didn't, and I don't think
he's going to,
I think he was just tucking in his shirt.
- Oh okay.
- He definitely faked me out because it was like
almost his full hog was out.
- He's preparing,
he looks like he's dressed like a military man.
- Yeah, all respect to the military.
- The troops.
- Our troops are real heroes.
- Did you serve?
- Um I didn't, I had the opportunity and I turned it down.
They wanted me, but,
I decided the business life
is what I'm good at and what I like to do
and my wife said no, so.
- I signed up, I did sign up when I was young ...
Younger man, won't say what year.
But there was some sort of pay,
apparently something got processed wrong in the paperwork,
so I just said,
look this is above my pay grade, so...
I think they said, I,
they wrote,
maybe I wrote that I had one eye or something, you know.
- I know Stan served multiple tours.
- Old Stan?
- Old Stan or the new old?
- I believe both Stans are veterans.
- Interesting.
We should have a lunch for them at some point.
- Yeah.
- I...
I do think that might be more of a David
issue. - Sure.
- For him to take the lead on.
- Definitely, I just thought I'd float the idea.
- Sure, yeah, maybe run that by David, though,
cause I think he would have some opinions on that.
- I'll see if I can run that by David.
I may or may not have time.
- Hey, hey what's going on? Yeah it's Seth.
- I don't want to lose out ...
- Is Toliver there?
(whispering) - Who's that?
- Who is it? - Toliver.
I'm trying to get in touch with Toliver.
- Is that big Tol?
- Yeah no, guys is big Tol over there?
- Is it Tol or Tal?
- I always thought it was Taliver.
- Is it tall Oliver, so Toliver?
- Oh.
- Is the tall Oliver there?
(whispering)
Hey Toliver!
Oliver, how's it going?
You know, I actually just wanted to bring up ...
I'm here with the team leaders, with Kevin and Kyle.
And we were just kinda
discussing the Tulsa numbers recently,
and it seems like you guys are dried up,
even though the swamp really should be overflowing.
So I just wanted to kind of ask you ...
- Tall?
- Tall, you there?
- I tried to put him on speaker.
- Yeah, Tall, we just actually, is he there?
- Toliver?
- I might've lost him.
- Do we know if it's Toliver or Oliver, who's tall?
- I think it might be Oliver who's tall.
- I'd love to get a drink with him
if he's available.
- If we can talk, yeah,
- I want to get it out of the office with him.
- I'd love to get a couple drinks in him too.
- So I actually have a solution for ya, if I could just ...
- Yeah, yeah, I need your eyes on there.
- One thing ...
I just can't get a good look at ...
Where's the...
Where's the return button?
- Go ahead and ...
- Let me actually, um,
can we turn the keyboard so it's toward me?
- Uhuh
- See I'm looking at it upside down now.
- Here is what I was thinking,
I'm gonna go into the menu.
Say hello to this little bug.
Feed him.
See if that works.
- So you fed the bug?
- Yeah, that's ...
- So I have a bug?
- I think you do, you have a virus.
- And you're feeding it?
- Yeah, that's what, um,
That should, You know, let that sit for a little bit
and maybe it'll come back up.
The virus'll be fed and it'll get out of there.
- Hit okay.
Ask, never ask again.
- Actually let me stand over there.
- You know what, you guys, I'll just take your spot
for a bit, cause I need just kinda a breath of fresh air.
- Yeah, I'll actually, if you wanted to climb.
- Do you want me to sit?
- If you wanted to climb in, you can go ahead and climb in.
Then maybe I'll jump in, if we have, um..
- I don't want to toot his horn too loudly here,
but if just between us, I do think Ed
has a certain history
of sort of unfairly favoring those with larger machines.
- I don't want to pull the rug out from under Ed, but,
we should talk to him about that.
Because I am on my mobile device
up to 3 hours a day.
- Has he been ghosting you?
- Um...
I'm not familiar with ghosting.
- It sounded like a haunted..
- Is that some sorta like...
- He's not that old, so ...
- No no, I mean like ...
- His wife is dead.
- Is that what you mean, his wife's ghost is haunting us?
- I haven't seen any ghosts, but.
- No, no, no. I, uh,
- His dead wife's ghost?
- That would be more of a David question, though.
If we did have a ghost, that would be ...
- That would explain a lot of what's going on here
is someone's dead wife's ghost.
- Has he been responding to your emails?
- No, he never responds.
- I think he's ghosting you.
I think he knows you have a small machine
and he doesn't respect that, and so he's not ...
- Do you mind if I jump on that?
- Maybe if I could just...
- Yeah if you find anything on there about Ed ghosting me,
if you could just send that over here to Seth's machine,
I'll be able to see it here once I'm able ...
- Now is there a track pad on this? Or do you just...
- Um, No you--
- See, I lost it.
- It's more of an intuitive device.
There is a small trackpad on the screen.
Yeah I think this one's caput.
- If I can actually jump on ...
That just actually reminded me, I gotta.
- I have to fill out, um,
(talking at the same time)
- I might just jump on here real quick.
- It's definitely not a ghost.
- I'm afraid
because we've had two recently widowed employees.